Porkchops Rants

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by Porkchop, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. ThatsNotMyName

    ThatsNotMyName The Conquering Lion

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    Weird INDEED, compadre.
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  2. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    I saw a sign at a gas station today. It said "Help Wanted." There was another sign below it that said "Self Service." So I hired myself, filled up my tank, then I made myself the boss ... I gave myself a raise, I paid myself. Then I quit, and then I spilt...HA HA Just joking...SHEESH Seriously though. My sweetie said to me earlier...Baby, what would you do for a klondike bar? I said " I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar, but I would fucking drop kick a bus load of illiterate orphans off a cliff if you don't stop asking me what I'd do for a Klondike bar. Women!....SHEESH..Just kidding again..Try not to take me too serious no matter how tough that may be ..Ya know? HA HA
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  3. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Back in the day gas stations would not only fill up the gas for their customer but also check their oil, wipe their windshield if it needed to be, etc. But times have changed significantly since then. Funny enough - larger gas stations around here are called hip-hop.

    Women, eh.. can drive them, but can't make them stop driving you crazy.
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  4. Neezy Hamilton

    Neezy Hamilton Law & Order.

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    @Porkchop

    When u gonna post a pic bro?

    Im curious as to how the person looks typing these soon to be famous rants, no homo doe

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  5. OlneyAve

    OlneyAve atoM

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    this guy is all u have left as far as entertainment???

    this site is in shambles nowadays
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  6. Neezy Hamilton

    Neezy Hamilton Law & Order.

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    Lmfaooo @OlneyAve

    @Porkchop is cool ppls. He's rm's rookie of the year, easy

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  7. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    For real n/h I haven't been so curious as to what a poster looks like since @Sir Bustalot

    And that dood is as handsome as me (hard to believe, I know).

    Jedi are all good looking though I should've known.
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yeah were handsome as fuck

    I kill that sith strange like a yukon trappper with a lightsaber
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  9. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Sir bustalot = Porkchop?? :eek:
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  10. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Nah..First time I've met him...Seems like a pretty cool dude though..HA HA
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  11. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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  12. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    see that? I do that, cept theres a ring of bricks around me at different levels that i shatter into oblivion with my unstoppable kicks BLAAAAOAOOAOAOWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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  13. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    WOW..HA HA
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  14. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    I'm the chick in the background jumping up and down and giggling.
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  15. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    just picture like a dozen bricks though that shatter into dust

    im pretty amazing
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  16. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    I don't hafta picture it if it's real, bro.
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  17. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    thats true

    these nigels dont even know yo
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  18. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    I was laughing so hard at 1:40-1:45 mark...SHEESH HA HA
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  19. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    SHEESH HA HA SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH HA HA!!
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  20. BigMooseHoe

    BigMooseHoe Well-Known Member

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    what is this?

    HA HA
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