Porkchops Rants

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by Porkchop, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Mother Trucker!! Seriously? A television show about pit bulls and midgets and the freakin' little midgets don't even ride the dang dogs around like they are tiny horses? I wasted an hour waiting to see that shit! Thanks for nothing, Animal Planet! >Rolls Eyes< GEEZ HA HA
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    Howdy ladies and gents! After reading the great @Instant Legend short story (link will be below) I am preparing to make my debut as RM's first masked Troll Fighter/Caped Crusader/Masked Avenger/Protector of Truth and the Innocent, and am in desperate need of a sidekick, Ya hear? HA HA. Perhaps YOU have seen my post in the "Introduce Yourself" section regarding this position opening , Yes?. I need someone who is available nights and weekends, and who can supply their own costume. I have a car that will be the Troll fighting mobile, as yet to be named (that name depends upon the name I chose for my Troll fighting alter ego). Although you probably won't be with me in the whip most of the time, It would be cool if you could help out with gas money sometimes, if I happen to be short here and there...Ya hear? HA HA. Discretion is a must as no one must learn of our TRUE IDENTITIES! If they are compromised, so will be our troll fighting efficacy...Right? Also, this will be more of an unpaid internship type situation, so if you're looking to get rich, this might not be your gig...Ya dig? To be honest, I would not be surprised if we are presented the KEY TO THE CITY soon after our troll foiling commences. If you're looking to fight trolling in all its forms and be a beacon of truth and justice or you want to roll with a cool dude and improve on your character, then you have come to the right place. Please send a resume to this post in response. All serious applicants considered. Finalists will be granted a masked "face to face" interview in my secret lair, after which, if you are hired, you will learn my TRUE IDENTITY. To be 100% clear, this is not a sexual thing, although I think we should wear fairly tight fitting costumes, as we will be scaling fire escapes and leaping from rooftop to rooftop, and will have enough to deal with having capes, much less baggy shorts or something of the like, Ya feel me? HA HA. Furthermore, I should mention that my costume so far consists of a metallic lime green cape, so that color is taken. You should be encouraged, however, to know that you will be free to pick your own color scheme and costume. I only ask that it semi compliment mine, okay? I will not discriminate on basis of gender, religion, race, or anything like that, but if someone is pretty buff or especially good looking, it is a no brainer that they will move to the front of the line. I will consider a skinny or out of shape person with the right attitude, however, as wonders can be done with a little neoprene padding under lycra! I look forward to perusing your resumes, and all reasonable applicant replies will get a response from me, RapMusic's Avenger of Justice and Freedom as yet to be named! Holla! Ya hear? SHEESH HA HA.



    http://rapmusic.com/threads/so-i-wrote-a-short-story-about-batman-goin-psycho.1362544/

    ^^^The link to Instant Legends story, check it out...Understand? HA HA
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    You are a king you know that?
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    You should see the rims I just ordered for the troll mobile bro...It's like WHOA! Ya know? HA HA
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  5. Porkchop

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    Ya'll must be real busy fixin' up those resumes...I gotcha. >Nods< HA HA
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    No? HA HA.

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    Welcome to my rant thread Mr BlackNMilez. If I give you a hassle from time to time, just know I am including you in on the fun! No hard feelings ever, I tease sometimes....I'm like the overseer of things around here....I'm like the guy in the casino that watches the Bossman's back. I'm a real nice guy :) Ya know? Glad you popped in..HA HA
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    @The_K3 I hope you cool with me posting some of your music here. I plan to start posting ya'lls tracks more here n there as I find and listen to them..Ya dig? HA HA

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    Lovely seeing RM artists being supported.

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    >Slips on ray bans and stands nervously with hands in trouser pockets, ,Gulps, clears throat<
    >Uses DEEP voice<

    Sup sweetie?
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    ^^^^^^^^^^

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    Office bound for the next few hrs - so much for equalizing Tuesdays with monopolized Sundays..

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    All good here, just watching some late night tv, having a few beers and relaxing. Ya know? Any major inquiries you may have, you can catch me over on my new thread. Free readings tonight...Hit me up. Okay? HA HA

    http://rapmusic.com/threads/porkchops-magic-8-ball-thread.1362858/
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    In the short amount of time I have been here I've been asked many times why I refer to the Bossman as Uncle @J o o k , well, I knew I was going to get a couple of questions on that. The truth is, it’s complicated. But isn’t that how most families are today? My ‘aunt’ is actually my mom’s aunt through marriage. My maternal grandmother is the eldest (or second eldest?) of 13 children (not all survived through birth/childhood). She married my grandfather when she was 16 and had my mom and her twin shortly thereafter. My grandmother’s younger brother (that would be my great uncle) was only 8 or 9 when my mom was born. Twenty years later, he married my great aunt, who was 6 years his junior and only a year or two older than my mom. They had two sons who are technically my mom’s first cousins and my second cousins, but both are much younger than I am. Ya following me here? Okay. Anyway, Just kidding, I joke around and call him Uncle Jook for fun..Ya hear? SHEESH! HA HA
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    Hello! Ever seen anything like this? HA HA

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    >Shrugs< I dunno man...Weird! HA HA
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