Porkchops Rants

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by Porkchop, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    The bottle or the chick? Y'all ran a train on ol' girl, b? :funny:
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  2. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Gentlemen do not run trains, we run what is referred to as the Airbus A380

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  3. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    :funny: :funny: :funny:

    You saying @Porkchop wouldn't feel nothing but air after you was done, b?

    Shots fired @Porkchop ? :scared:
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  4. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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  5. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    SHEESH! 50,000 stand up comics out of work and this fool still tryin to be one? Post a headshot and give us a real laugh Sonny...Furthermore, you ain't got to twist up our highly anticipated art deal into some sick fantasy you've dreamt up about Uncle Jooks Airbus! WTF dude...This ain't the clink man..Straighten yaself up...SHEESH HA HA
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  6. RichY RiCh

    RichY RiCh f.C.k 4ever

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    i'm fucking dying at porkchops avi
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  7. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    @Porkchop speak English bro I dunno what in the fuck you was just talking about right now. :funny:
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  8. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    You best be real careful about those shots fired comments too...It was ME that gave @DefKnotEmo the go ahead on the it's papi disstrack.Well,, you seen how that ended...In a hurry..I didn't hear you get a shout out. He's one of many assassins I have on my secret roster of monsters. @SinSSMG are you calling in to the radio show or what bro? HA HA
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  9. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Sup big home? Whats an avi? I'm still catching on bro HA HA
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  10. RichY RiCh

    RichY RiCh f.C.k 4ever

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    you're lion/man face above your name

    shits gold
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  11. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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  12. RichY RiCh

    RichY RiCh f.C.k 4ever

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    wwwoooww am i really the only person that never watched wizard of oz???
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  13. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    This thread should probably be stuck up top in the permanent section for all to see more easily. No? What you think big homie? I got a lot of things to say HA HA
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  14. RichY RiCh

    RichY RiCh f.C.k 4ever

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    And i'm sure it's a lot of things that need to be heard.

    i cosign the sticky
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  15. DefKnotEmo

    DefKnotEmo G.R.G.

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  16. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Hey! I forgot about this thread! Holy cow where did @RichY RiCh go? Today been a good day and I was thinkin of sharing some things that I might think about in an average day...Hope it's cool with ya'll... I think surprise sex in the morning is the best!!!...Unless you're in prison I guess... @Sin Skywalker might or might not know...Let me see here...>Chuckles< Just teasin Sonny... I tease...But for those of you that may be single..Just remember there's someone out there for everyone. Don't worry if you're alone, your true love is just having sex with someone else right now HA HA... A lot of drama around this joint lately...Yes? D-R-A-M-A. Dumbass Retards Asking for More Attention...No? SHEESH! What I've learned over the years is the first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest. @The_K3 you drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend. I hate being bi-polar. It's awesome!! Be good tonight ok bro? And have the jokes all ready to go...Won't be a lot of time I'm thinking...We could use a 3 hr show atleast once a month @Blackanese and @g.t. ...Yes??? SHEESH perhaps it can be looked into...Anyhoo I have FINALLY hooked up my vodka IV drip and just crushed up and snorted 10 hangover pills. Ready to party tonight!!! WOOOOT WOOOOT! HA HA

    @D Boone are you going to call in? The show begins at 8pm EST and ends at 10pm EST...Do it..HA HA

    EDIT: JK about the Vodka and Pills...I joke..HA HA
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  17. Flic.

    Flic. N.O till I G.O

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    Double is a hero and should not be charged


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  18. g.t.

    g.t. RM Radio Host

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    this shit is gold
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  19. The_K3

    The_K3 ^Secksi^

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    :funny: well goodnight folks
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  20. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    You know, there was a piece of carrot cake in the fridge and a note "Don't eat me". Now there's an empty plate and a note "Don't tell me what to do" Oh I'm in trouble..SHEESH HA HA
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