Porkchops Rants

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by Porkchop, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Pffffft! Midget strippers have a lot of nerve charging double. No? HA HA
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  2. Porkchop

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    I'm kind of anxious for some GRB action tbh and quite frankly, I'm a bit cranky HA HA. Sometimes when I say I'm sorry, I'm really only Charlie Sheen sorry, and some days I spend roughly 85% of my day wondering if anyone can smell my upper lip. I don't want to miss any action or shit talking here and It's so flippin' hot out! I just dumped baby powder on my crotch to help with the ball sweats and now it looks like a naked mole rat swimming in bread dough in my trousers. SHEESH! Tomorrow will be a new day and a new start on life, I'll go to the Wal-Mart and fart hard in a small child's face and watch their fragile forking psyche get wrecked. Just kidding...It feels better to get these issues off my chest...We need some GRB verses to soothe the savage beast in me...What you think? HA HA
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  3. Porkchop

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    Well,,I can honestly say I am disappointed in Warbux for not posting his semi final track against Duane Jackson. Appears kinda weak to go that route, but to each their own, No? HA HA. Had he have not came on at midnight to say he was posting the track and just been straight up with the truth, I would have been able to get to bed at a decent time. SHEESH! I'm tired today and I'm in a strange mood,,,O well perhaps I'll get drunk and pass out today HA HA.,,,Big props to ALL of the other battlers,,,Very good stuff indeed and I'll give a few more listens later this evening...Good job fellas...Good job HA HA
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  5. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Me too.
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  6. Porkchop

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    Hey, thanks for droppin by guys...This is homebase for when anyone needs my assistance in dealing with a nasty troll or a power hungry mod, and everyday advice and support from one brother to another...I'd like to see some people drop some tracks in here for us to check out also..Tunes to bump while reading is always a plus...Ya hear? HA HA
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  7. Porkchop

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    Now after I had time to clear my head, have a few drinks, and think things over...I find it pretty shitty what Bux did by squeezing The k3 and others out of the tourney..(He may be a better battler).but..Why enter if ya ain't gonna go for the prize? HA HA..Kinda foolish...No? Sorry to my homie k3...Now that I think about it,,,you should have dq'd him in all honesty...Now had Bux have showed last night I wouldn't be saying this..But that's pretty shitty to do to these other battlers...If you don't plan on showing then don't take anothers chance is all I'm saying...Ya hear HA HA.
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  8. Jammin' Jobus

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  9. Porkchop

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    Stick with me bro...I'll bring your status up HA HA
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  10. The_K3

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    i feel you porkchop

    round 4 was when i was gonna go super saiyan and kill freeza
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    So today, I open up my porn laptop to check the GRB thread to listen to Warbux's verse and had to wait for it to turn on. 25 FUCKING MINUTES LATER, it finally came on. Then, trying to turn on the internet was shit too because being the impatient person I am, I made the mistake of clicking on it like 15 times. LET ME TELL YOU. THOSE FUCKING PORN BROWSERS TOOK FOREVER TO ALL POP UP! HA HA FOREVER MAN, FOREVER. And then, closing them out was a lot of fucking fun too because with the slow ass porn laptop, that took forever. By this point I was barely in the mood to even use the internet period. But I had made it that far, so I might as fucking well. And I thought waiting for the damn thing to open was a long time. IT TOOK A SHORTER AMOUNT OF TIME TO CREATE THE FUCKING UNITED STATES. I was so fucking mad..On top of that there was NO Bux verse...let's just say the wall needs to be fixed in here and my mouse clickin hand is not as quick as it once was...FUCK..Any of you RM thugs ever had this problem? Yes? HA HA
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  12. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    :funny:, Porkchop >>>
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  13. Geedorah

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    Neg thread. :verbfold:
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    Get a goddamn job man. Negs won't pay the bills.
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    I have 2 kidneys. :chea:
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  16. GaLaTeA

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    Congratz you'll be able to buy the next iStone with that..
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    Incase you were not aware, Uncle Jook and I are into the finer things in life. Yep, fine art being one of those things. We need an artist to depict the following, and we are planning to auction it off once it's finished. I was thinking along the lines of an owl skeleton with a parrot on its shoulder. The parrot is not a skeleton and has very colorful feathers. However, the parrot has a peg leg, with a pirate hat on. The owl has an eye patch and a Mr.T like gold chain necklace with a skull on the pendant of said necklace. The skull in the pendant has an eye patch on the opposite eye of the owl (long story there so don't ask HA HA). The owl skeleton also has on a wizard's hat with that typical wizard hat wrinkle in it. The owl is standing on a 10 gallon cowboy hat from a sperm whale's spout. This all is within a snow globe that Santa Claus is holding with his only good hand because his other hand is a hook. Mrs. Clause is pulling on Santa's coat with one of those shark mouth grabbers that all 80's children know. No? HA HA
    Please contact Uncle Jook or myself ASAP and let's make this a reality HA HA
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  18. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    @The_K3 - @Porkchop got your back.

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  19. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Hahahah
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    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    This is me and Porkchop agreeing on the art idea.

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    Then we celebrated with:

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