Porkchop Here...Holla at me! Ya hear? HA HA

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  1. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Name: Porkchop
    Age: I ain't that old
    location: RM at the moment

    My hobbies, only some HA HA
    The TV
    Getting a perfect tan
    Sex with beautiful women <if they smell good an look hot and can take orders and do dishes and vacuum naked while my wife is at work> Just kidding on this one SHEESH HA HA
    Going to rock-n-roll and Metal shows with people I don't even like so I can bust em in the mouth in the mosh pit and we laugh about it!
    Going to hip hop venues and chillin with my homies
    The PC
    RM Radio
    The Gym
    Writing stupid little stories that only I find funny..HA HA
    Pretending to care..Really I do though
    Jamaican daggering
    Making bad jokes
    Making you laugh at them
    Salsa dancing
    Salsa eating
    Collecting old porn poster's
    Buying my wife new sex toys
    Some times making fun of phony loser's on a public forum.
    Water skiing
    Butterfly catch and release
    Making online tough guys cry..

    Music.. only to name a few
    Anything rap related ..Ya know?
    2 live Crew
    Michael Jackson
    Faith no more
    Lynard Skynard
    the sword
    the klash
    Talking Heads
    cheap trick
    ac/dc
    Hall and Oates
    Devo
    Neil Diamond
    Alice Cooper
    jackie wilson
    Otis redding
    Dr. Octagon
    Metalica
    green jelly
    the oak ridge boys
    dri thrash zone album
    BB King
    edie brikel
    justice
    acid girls
    daft punk
    ccr
    Bad Co.
    any thing rock 70's an 80's :)
    I like all genres tbh..SHEESH

    Movies and i'll only name few off the top of my head HA HA
    Predator
    House of 1000 corpses
    The devils rejects < A favorite
    student bodies
    robo cop
    Reservoir Dogs
    Pulp Fiction
    dawn of the dead
    night of the comet
    ghost busters
    space balls
    krull
    Planet of the apes
    Animal house
    revenge of the nerds
    sixteen candles
    weird science
    death race 2000
    the big bird cage
    ichi the killer
    Deathproof/Planet terror double feature
    audition
    American psycho
    Dumb and dumber
    planes trains an automobiles
    big trouble In little china
    rambo
    summer school
    summer rental
    National lampoon's vacation
    jurassic park
    master of the flying gullotine
    The wizard of Oz

    Books... What are those? lol jk HA HA
    A people's history of the United States
    We
    stiff
    silence of the lambs
    cat's cradle
    1984
    dragonlance
    brave new world
    the odyssey
    Lord of the flys
    braindroppings
    napalm and silly putty
    less than zero
    Haunted
    Beowulf

    to be cont....
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  2. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    @Porkchop with the intricate introduction!

    :chefoooh::chefoooh::chefoooh:
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    This fuckin' guy man, lol.
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  4. GaLaTeA

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    Leave it to @Porkchop to make a proper entrance. ;)
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  5. Shadow

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    lol well done
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  6. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Yep, went out to breakfast this morning Sonny, almost got lost but not to shabby said ol'randmcnally. When I had woke up earlier and saw a toothbrush chambered in my 870, then I realized I didnt know where in the hell I was or how the smokepole got violated by a toothbrush so I yanked that sucka out and fled with my gun, I think Boss Hogg may have been responseible for this atrocity and there will be hell to pay Mr Hogg. Hell to pay! Had to get out this mornin..Dennys! Ya hear? HA HA
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  7. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Nice to meet ya...be cool...HA HA
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  8. ghada badr

    ghada badr New Member

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    welcome very nice
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  9. L u c y

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    "Jamaican daggering"

    lmaooo PorkChop>>
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  10. Porkchop

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    Hi Lucy...Will you be joining us this Thursday in tinychat after or during the radio show? ( I wasn't aware of the tinychat during the show last week...I went in after... SHEESH)

    It is rumored @The_K3 is going to be performing some live stunts and joke telling on webcam...Could be entertaining...Yes? HA HA
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    @The_K3's freestyles made my life better.

    K3>
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  12. The_K3

    The_K3 ^Secksi^

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    I will be sober this thursday in since im workin friday at my normal job then workin another downtown toronto where ill be staying at a lavish condo for the weekend.. should be interesting..
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    The_K3 ^Secksi^

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    my man listen to dr. octogon ayy
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  14. Porkchop

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    Howdy ladies and gents! After reading the great @Instant Legend short story (link will be below) I am preparing to make my debut as RM's first masked Troll Fighter/Caped Crusader/Masked Avenger/Protector of Truth and the Innocent, and am in desperate need of a sidekick, Ya hear? HA HA. Perhaps YOU have seen my post in AEH regarding this position opening , Yes?. I need someone who is available nights and weekends, and who can supply their own costume. I have a car that will be the Troll fighting mobile, as yet to be named (that name depends upon the name I chose for my Troll fighting alter ego). Although you probably won't be with me in the whip most of the time, It would be cool if you could help out with gas money sometimes, if I happen to be short here and there...Ya hear? HA HA. Discretion is a must as no one must learn of our TRUE IDENTITIES! If they are compromised, so will be our troll fighting efficacy...Right? Also, this will be more of an unpaid internship type situation, so if you're looking to get rich, this might not be your gig...Ya dig? To be honest, I would not be surprised if we are presented the KEY TO THE CITY soon after our troll foiling commences. If you're looking to fight trolling in all its forms and be a beacon of truth and justice or you want to roll with a cool dude and improve on your character, then you have come to the right place. Please send a resume to this post in response. All serious applicants considered. Finalists will be granted a masked "face to face" interview in my secret lair, after which, if you are hired, you will learn my TRUE IDENTITY. To be 100% clear, this is not a sexual thing, although I think we should wear fairly tight fitting costumes, as we will be scaling fire escapes and leaping from rooftop to rooftop, and will have enough to deal with having capes, much less baggy shorts or something of the like, Ya feel me? HA HA. Furthermore, I should mention that my costume so far consists of a metallic lime green cape, so that color is taken. You should be encouraged, however, to know that you will be free to pick your own color scheme and costume. I only ask that it semi compliment mine, okay? I will not discriminate on basis of gender, religion, race, or anything like that, but if someone is pretty buff or especially good looking, it is a no brainer that they will move to the front of the line. I will consider a skinny or out of shape person with the right attitude, however, as wonders can be done with a little neoprene padding under lycra! I look forward to perusing your resumes, and all reasonable applicant replies will get a response from me, RapMusic's Avenger of Justice and Freedom as yet to be named! Holla! Ya hear? SHEESH HA HA.



    http://rapmusic.com/threads/so-i-wrote-a-short-story-about-batman-goin-psycho.1362544/

    ^^^The link to Instant Legends story, check it out...Understand? HA HA
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