Political correctness aside... I'm a straight up sexist...

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  1. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Madd Camp... that was hilarious... lmao @ the back massager and the eyeliner and the not owing a relationship... all I can say is "touche".
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  2. Look im Gangsta

    Look im Gangsta New Member

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    Probably.

    But that post didn't feed off that. Just a realisitic veiw on how girls like you end up.
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  3. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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  4. M-theory

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    Let's not be straight up sexists, let's be fucking real here.

    You girls are always trying to figure out what everything "means."

    "Behind every great man is a woman." Yeah, well where the hell is THAT woman? Or what the hell is the definition of GREAT in this quote? 'Cause, while y'all women are trying to figure out what everything "means," you're creating a monster from a man.

    There's this itsy bitsy misconception behind the man's closed curtain that women, who have this ambition to know what everything "means," have figured out... and blown it way out of proportion. It's that one about how women are plain and simply attracted to assholes. The truth is many girls ARE in fact attracted to assholes. But it's not that plain and simple.

    Somewhere down the line, this FEMINIST approach got into the minds of men who were looking for a woman. Maybe these men were just straight up manipulative assholes, or maybe these men were open for change in society... maybe it was a mixture of them both. Oh, how it was a blast for both sexes to feel like they could share a special bond... or just get what they wanted.

    This woman could now be more independent than ever before... and no matter whether it was the manipulative asshole or the open-minded fellow she was with... these men were hypnotized by how damn well attractive this woman became. The role of the submissive woman became less appreciated. But there was still a traditional household. The woman cooked, cleaned, looked after the kids... woman was happy doing this. Because instead of the man just telling the woman how he appreciated her, he showed it to her by allowing her more independence.

    The man started to feel less needed. The man practically NEEDED to be needed. It was in his nature. The woman didn't like it, so she projected her then post-modernistic worldviews how a man would be more of a man if he wasn't so needy. The woman had a view of her own IDEAL MAN.

    The world was changing. Separation and then divorce became an acceptable to an ideology that some things cannot be fixed. The woman separated and then divorced from the man in search of the ideal man, because the man was hopeless... he could never be her ideal man. Man moved to the Middle East. Woman bought a cat with Man's money.

    The saga continued. I will be back in to update it all the way up until today's perspectives later.
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  5. MaddCamp

    MaddCamp cause i'm kickin up dust

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    its a new night, and i got more to add.......and don't worry, ima post in your other thread too........just lemme get this shit out first.


    if you move in with me......whyis MY shit the first to go? No....baby.....the scarface poster is stayin right where it is.

    If you know i don't like "chick flicks" and yet you require me to sit through one with you without complaints, then damnit, you're gonna watch the game with me......all the way throughn without complaints.....its only fair.


    lets see......we both have jobs, i have rent, school loans, and a car payment....you live with your sister free of charge......the belt you want is $99.99... how are you gonna ask me to pay for that shit?


    Beauty school???? come on you can do better than that!


    you farted......i know you did, you know you did.....knock off the whole "women don't sweat or fart" shit.


    Its called Logic..... try it sometime.


    Men and women both lie......women just lie better...... and before yall get all happy and start high five'n and shoutin "thats right", remember........that's NOT A GOOD THING.

    Don't front okay? you need a man. Whether it be for support, or strength, or companionship, you need us, we need you. So knock off the whole "all men are dogs, fuck a man, i don't need no man" speach after somebody dumps you..... Cause a week later, you call your friends like "i need a maaaaaaaannnn....i'm loooonely" or "i'm horrrrny i neeeed some dick.....this toy ain't cuttin it no more"....cut the shit and admit it....you neeed us.


    There will not be a female president anytime soon. you know why? women hate women. Yall don't support each other for shit. all these pal-pal girls on here can be friends and nice now, cause its just the internet......but i guarantee....if all yall were friends for real, every one of yall would at some point in time talk shit about each other. Its just how yall seem to roll. i don't know why, hell i don't think YALL know why; but its the truth. thats why every single female i know says "this is why i like kickin it with guys more...cause women are bitches"


    okay....if bitch is bad....why is it only bad when i say it? if its bad, it needs to be bad all around. Its not empowering if said from one female to another and degrading from a male to a female. And before the rebuttal is made......same applies for nigga...at least in my opinion.

    don't ask me questions you can't handle the true answer to......otherwise it'll be a fight every time...or me lying to you to keep the peace.

    Appreciate me damn it!....if i take care of you or do nice things for you to then tell your girls about how you got me pussy whooped.....yes, we do that shit, but so do you.


    Say Whatchu gotta say NOW. don't wait months and months to build up a case and wait for it to build up till it comes down to "if this mothafucka says one more word, i swear to GOD ima tell him about himself".....that shit aint healthy; for you, OR the relationship.

    if it takes you more than an hour to get ready.....especially those who take 3+ hours.....you have absolutely no right to be cocky. look that good in a half an hour, then you have something to be cocky about.

    women are the most vindictive beings on the planet. i think if i saw into the mind of a scorned female bent on revenge, i'd seriously need therapy.....seriously....how do you come up with that shit?


    If I take you out to eat, order real food please. not the most expensive item just to say you did, and not just a salad. Most of all, order something to fill you up. cause i'm hungry....i don't need you pickin off my plate.


    i know you're a freak.....we're alone, so stop frontin

    You know how to Suck dick....stop acting like you don't....otherwise, the knowledge of how to eat pussy might just slip my mind as well.


    regardless what you may want to think, theres nothing on your body thatis as sensitive as our balls. not your tits, not your clit....so stop bouncin up and down so hard.......sometimes that shit hurts....and i want kids someday.



    and last but not least.....yes, its a fact, women live longer than men. you know why? cause men have to deal with women. we welcome the peace of death, the calm of it...... you know what awaits us in heaven? a full fridge, a playstation, and all the football, cartoons, and kung fu flicks we can handle......oh and most of all.......PEACE AND QUIET!.......okay, not to fulfill my promise.....ima go show my feminine side in the other thread.
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  6. ~S*T*A*R*M~

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    Awww! Well aren't you sweet! To set up a good foundation, I'd suggest starting with a great flat-iron, and an even better daily conditioner. After that, try using Optimum Oil Therapy Hair & Scalp Quencher. Love this stuff. It has a veeeery light-weight consistency, doesn't have any gunky or heavy ingredients, and it's super shiny. If you like heavier agents, you can try Motions At Home Daily Hair Dress. It's a lot thicker, so a little goes a long way. I've never tried this on myself, but my stylist used it on me once and my hair was like *bliiiiiiiiing!* (I can't remember if she used anything else in addition to it, tho'.) Let me know how it turns out! : )
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  7. M.Maestro

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    PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIGGGA BRPPPPREACH LMAO.
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  8. M.Maestro

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    word lmao..
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  9. M.Maestro

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    AY!



















    leave my gabrielle alone before we throw down.
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  10. M-theory

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    or...


    or you could just use photoshop, like the pros.
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  11. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    I'm definitley going to try that out... I went natural like 6 - 7 years ago and I'm always trying to find home-made recipies for hair care... I just started using extra virgin Olive Oil for my hot oil treatments, followed by a deep conditioning every Sunday and it's really been working. I need to find out who cares that Optimum oil.
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  12. Brahman

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    he doesn't need to know how to fly it

    anybody can push an auto-pilot button and let the flight technicians program the destination route (ie. lay back and let the woman do all the work)

    all female passengers would probably agree that this makes for a smoother ride than a man trying to manually fly a small private jet, no matter how skilled he is
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  13. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    nah, he DEF needs to know what he's doing no matter what the size... none of that jack rabbit shit or trying to knock the lining out the bottom of the uterus. So, yeah... Choc is right - it does matter!
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  14. Chokolate

    Chokolate Melts N Ya Mouth

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    Ditto...damn I do gotta walk in the morning
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  15. ~S*T*A*R*M~

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    Oh for real? What's your deep conditioning regimen? I've been wanting to do that for the longest, but I'm not sure where to start, & I didn't want to default to my stylist and go broke lol
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  16. Hash Seeds

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    I had a whole lot I was going to say, but I noticed that some of the things I was going to say have already been said... but I still got some things I wanna drop


    -If you have no ass, a flat ass, then don't wear tight pants, nothing is more depressing than seeing a girl with some tight jeans on with an ass that is not even good looking

    -same goes for tube tops, if you have no tits, then don't go round wearing tube tops

    -if you are fat as fuck, then don't wear shirts that show ya belly, no one wants to see your cellulite on your gut

    -if your feet are ugly as fuck, then how bout you do the world a favor and not wear sandals and showing the world them ugly things, you knew they were ugly before you left the house so you should have changed your wardrobe

    --also, how about wearing some shoes that actually fit this summer too, don't be one of those chicks walking around with your toes hanging over the shoe, you wanna wear a 7, but God intended for you to wear a 9, so buy a 9 size shoe damnit

    -if you are not going to give me tons of pussy, you might as well expect your man to cheat, you gotta fuck me at least 5 days out of the week. If you are not, then your man will stray from you and there ain't shit you can do about it. He might tell you that he will never cheat on you or that he is being faithful, but he is lying, and is going to talk to his side girl the moment you leave the house

    -btw, 90% of all girls who have b/f's are getting cheated on, so deal with it, while you are out there doing your marathon window shopping with your g/f's, your man is out there fucking the chick who does all the freaky shit you don't know how to do

    -girls are so naive, a nigga can be playing the shit out of a girl, and you can tell her anything and she'll believe it... lol... like.. "where were you last night," and you can tell them anything like, "me and the guys went out, blah blah blah" and they know all ya boys are players and cheaters, but they will take your word for it when you tell em you dont' do that and you love em... .babe, if our boys are players, then we are players too, but since you gone allow us to dog the shit out of you, then we might as well continue doing so, so while you are watching soaps on tv, I'll be out "with the boys"

    -if we cheat on you... we would never tell you anyway, so stop asking if we cheating, or if we seeing other girls, cuz chances are that we are cheating so if you think we are, then it's a good chance we are, so don't even waste your time investigating looking through my clothes or through my phone, use that time to do something more constructive like making me dinner before I get off of work

    -it's a definite plus for a girl to have a job and a car, so you can buy your own shit and have transportation to get to mall, i would talk to a girl that doesn't have a car and a job, but I better get the pussy quicker and she gotta be extra nice to me or she'll be catching the bus again

    - if I buy shit, I am getting pussy, point blank, I ain't wasting my money on no chick just to go home with no ass, and the more money I spend, the better the sex better be too, I pick you up, I pay for dinner, you pay for it with your body by the 3rd date, or I will stop returning your phone calls

    -ladies, you know if your pussy stinks or not b4 you even pull down your panties, there's no excuse for having a stank pus, and every girl in the damn world will claim they got the best pussy, but at least half of em need to just carry around a bottle of summer eve's in there purse b'cuz douche once a month ain't cutting it. btw, if your pussy got a bad taste, I am not eating that shit ever again, no reason why your pussy should have a bad taste, so you need to fix that shit, does my dick have a bad taste when you suck it? Okay then

    -If you dont' know how to suck a dick, I'm going to cheat, that means when you suck my shit, don't use any teeth, no hands, and lots of spit, and you have to suck it until you get lockjaw. And no I'm not busting on a towel or the bed sheets, it's either going 4 places, on your tits, on your back/ass, in your mouth, or in your hair b'cuz you moved your mouth out of the way while I was aiming for your mouth

    -I dream of fucking your friends all the time. Hell I prolly even dreamed of fucking your sister. I guarantee you done fucked up and told one of them how good I am to you so the moment you fuck up, I'm going to fuck them too.

    -On Sundays, don't even bother calling me, I'm watching football... .. and any conversation during a sports event(basketball, football) etc is voided anyways, b'cuz chances are I'm not paying you any mind until the commercials come on, so if you want me to be focus, catch me during the pregame or on a day where there is no GOOD game on

    -you got this nice body, and pretty face, but I got the same AND i got a car and a nice job, you think bitches don't want me more than niggas want you lol??? Bitch please, get out of my car and allow me to step to the next cuz girls come a dime a dozen. Especially if a nigga can dress like me. I can understand if you are Vida Guerra, but naugh, you just some semi popular chick I used to go to school with. Don't come around me with that I'm a diva attitude, treat me like a queen attitude, unless you gone treat me like the king that I am too

    -on holidays, like valentine's, my b-day, christmas, I want a gift too... if I dont' get a gift, then you aint' getting shit, period. I like to be spoiled too, so if I'm doing flowers, and little gifts every now and then to show you I care, then you need to be doing the same shit, treat people like you want to be treated

    -I get tired of skinny/ slim girls with a cups and 6 jeans thinking they got a body.. .lol pfffft, that's not a body, that's just an ironing board with bumps in it, if you want an idea of what a body is, take a look at some pictures of melyssa ford or esther baxter, then holla back, you not a dime and I'm sorry I had to rain on your parade and tell you that

    -in the summer time, all we wanna see is short skirts, and skin, maybe boy shorts, but you a loser if you walking around with sneakers and/or long shorts. We waited through a long winter, so we deserve to see some skin

    and last but not least

    -we value women as being good cooks, but if you leave, it'll be no big deal, us men can live off of sodas and hoagies, chinese food, and pizza for a long ass time as long as we got video games and sports is on tv, and some good porn, so don't get it twisted, just as ya'll say ya'll can live without us, it's likewise for the niggas too, pz
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  17. M.Maestro

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    I'm sorry dog but even if a chick got no ass, I would still rather her wear tight jeans.


    Its just sexy, overall.. the ass is a plus dude.
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    the ass is a plus???

    naugh, dude, the ass is a must, if a chick doesn't have a bubble, that shit's highly unattractive, if you wanna chick like the olsen twins then go ahead and tickle ya fancy playboy


    but to me, why the hell would u put on some tight ass jeans with no ass at all, and it just look like you walking on some mini stilts, and then it look like ya leg and back connected, that shit is just nasty and gross looking
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    lol this thread turned into "Political Correctness aside, tell us how you REALLY feel!"
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  20. M.Maestro

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    that aint my fuckin taste, but im sayin.. u want a chick in fuckin overalls and a god damn sweat shirt? and i dont fuckin discriminate.. I love all em all equally... fuick that. flat ass, plump ass, ill still smash



    iight i htink you on some extreme flat ass type of shit (ironboard ass)

    I understand that, but still.. that should only be to them stuck up chicks that aint got no ass, and rock tight jeans....and talk like they got some godlike booty.
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