Please Read This: It will change your life!

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  1. Cardinål

    Cardinål New Member

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    I was at youth today, and our pastor talked about spending an eternity of life in heaven or hell after death. And it is a real place. He also talked about going and talking about Jesus to other people. So i know you guys will prolly look at this a a stupid thread, but please turn your life over to Jesus. He is the only way. Just think, you dont want to spend an ETERNITY burning in hell. Please dont be influenced by friends, just think, who would u rather have like you, God or your friends? Please turn to God. If you relate better with music, then listen to Lecrae, trip Lee, Tedashii, and others. Please read the Bible, and you will never regret it, or be living in constant fear!
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  2. avocado

    avocado Well-Known Member

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    ban this christian pussy
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  3. Type_Z_480AZ

    Type_Z_480AZ youtube.com/typezmusic

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    Being the "all loving" entetie god is, making you burn for all eternity because you dont believe in him is pretty fucked up lmao.

    Take your jesus preaching elsewhere faggot

    Sent from Type Z telepathically.
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  4. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    round 3 it's gettin hot in here
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  5. bobbaforce

    bobbaforce I don't give a nada

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    onnnnnnnnnnnnnn to the next one
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  6. IronsWrittens

    IronsWrittens Well-Known Member

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    "soul flyin im still firin, even his guardian angels duck!!"
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  7. NO SIR E

    NO SIR E Balrog's Barber

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    wait for it...wait for it...
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  8. Str8 Ghostin

    Str8 Ghostin New Member

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    Sorry player, this poor behavior won't change my nature, someone throw this fish to a killer like an orca trainer, the Cardinal slayer, coordinate your fate when I bomb your place now pray to your lord and savior

    ............

    Sorry, this thread seemed weird enough for me to post something equally as weird
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  9. Browser

    Browser 455450

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    kick him like Bruce Lee
    Cardinal?
    I'll take out this bird like my name was QP


    wait

    wtf
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  10. asscrackkills

    asscrackkills New Member

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    Your pastor just wants to fuck you.

    You may have been at youth today, but I can guarantee he was in youth today.

    Jesus wants to rape you, too, tbh.

    Him and Garth Brooks.

    And possibly Sandy Koufax.
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  11. WWByeye

    WWByeye former White widow

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    I believe in Jesus, him just quitted believing in me.
    Don`t forget DMX
    and btw religion, yoga, love, anything that can save you from ruining your life is good
    Evryone needs
    YouTube - ‪The Offspring Something To Believe In‬‏

    But your post didn`t change my life
    Sorry
    Thanks 4 trying
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  12. GeorgeJames

    GeorgeJames Active Member

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    Dead @ tunkprepares4rapture
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  13. KBomb

    KBomb Dopesauce

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    hahahahaha best thread title for how shitty the post was. dude, take this shit to an extremist bible forum. everything you said is wrong, just leave now
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  14. Wird of Pley

    Wird of Pley I Slice My Own Ham

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    I knew I liked this avocado guy...
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  15. GORLAB_OG

    GORLAB_OG Chi Ali when da funds low

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    eat em!
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  16. shutupngoaway

    shutupngoaway New Member

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    Shut the fuck up faggot im god and u are shit to me
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  17. MC Bone16

    MC Bone16 R.I.P MCA

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    Prediction:this will turn into a massacre
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  18. onlyoneq

    onlyoneq New Member

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    I just want to post in this epic thread tbh.....
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  19. proteam40

    proteam40 god speed, centipede

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    Damn Moses is about to turn up and part the OP's rep bar
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  20. Mistake

    Mistake Dougie Darko

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    who made that tunkprepares4rapture tag
    Should congratulate themself that was some serious shit right there
    Biotch! You wish you had a phone like mine...
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