PIC BATTLE- vanillaca$h vs parelle

Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by parelle, Feb 17, 2004.

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  1. parelle

    parelle meli

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    5 line min
    25 line max

    no clit ridin votes, crew, hate etc
    gotta have 200 posts to vote

    first with 5 votes wins

    due february 18 12pm


    g'luck girl
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  2. parelle

    parelle meli

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    Poor girl needs some advice, get another hobby to take up…
    Cuz no one will take u for real being a serious conan o’brian with makeup…
    I wouldn’t expect this girl to be on a site, its mind boggling n all…
    Shes stadium bound, cuz the colour and shape of her head’s just like a football…
    maybe she thought we wouldn’t see the ugly, room dim lit with candles…
    but this girl looks so old she could be wearing jesus’s sandals…
    being the Wicked Witch from the states, she’s got a house im sure…
    cuz she be living in the one that was supposed to fall on top of her…
    you made my win easy, so I’d like to thank ya…
    Told her looks are “sinful” so she’s automatically gangsta…
    She’s blanc yeah, but her face is more then trash-worthy…
    Id slap her, but I don’t wanna get my hands dirty…
    Surely, her looks must save more money then her makeup amount…
    Looking that close to Ronald McDonald…do you get a discount?
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  3. vanillaca$h

    vanillaca$h New Member

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    omg that was so good but so funny it made me laught like a mother fucker getting the shit tickled outta me ok heres my verse comin up
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  4. vanillaca$h

    vanillaca$h New Member

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    damn chica what happend with the tweezers
    looks like u got super fucked up one night and pissed off some rabid beavers
    the girls hair..i dont know what she be doin with it but it looks greasey
    wash your hair with "suave" its affordible for you and it washes out easy
    i knew a hooker once she was in the same situation
    now shes buyin suave packets cuz she switched jobs n works at a gas station
    she told me this bitch PARELLE took over her old occupation while she n the kids was on family vacation.
    i bet you's apart of the 5 h club, hungry homeless.helpless hopless and hugless
    but the bugs in your rug should be payin you rent cuz at least that way you can afford to pitch up a tent
    mabey your not but we all see your hungry
    the size of that spoon is big enough to feed the whole damn country
    why is only one side of your lip hidin behind that ladle??
    is it herpes girl? cuz i heard the docters got some ointment for sale for the utterly pale
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  5. vanillaca$h

    vanillaca$h New Member

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    lol ok then we need some votes...so just vote i dont care who wins it was for fun..so yadda yadda yadda...just vote
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  6. Krooked*k

    Krooked*k That's Krook to you

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    lol. dang i wasn't expecting this at all.
    ima hafta say parelle won this...because:

    being the Wicked Witch from the states, she’s got a house im sure…
    cuz she be living in the one that was supposed to fall on top of her…
    you made my win easy, so I’d like to thank ya…
    Told her looks are “sinful” so she’s automatically gangsta…
    She’s blanc yeah, but her face is more then trash-worthy…
    Id slap her, but I don’t wanna get my hands dirty…
    Surely, her looks must save more money then her makeup amount…
    Looking that close to Ronald McDonald…do you get a discount?


    ^this was hella funny....i just didn't think vanilla tried that hard
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  7. vanillaca$h

    vanillaca$h New Member

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    made me laugh too..and im the one gettin it.!!
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  8. Kanyne

    Kanyne 6x RBL Participant...lol

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    Funny as fuck!

    these were jz funny...jz fuckin funny

    gotta give it to Mel though. Sorry Cat.
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  9. parelle

    parelle meli

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    thanks for the votes

    uuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp
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  10. vanillaca$h

    vanillaca$h New Member

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    man yo' i can tell right now your lil bitch ass is gonna win..lol..kanyne its all good..no frettin here. im just havin a hard time stoppin laughin...and its really not even that funny..im just fuckin all laughs
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  11. Koast

    Koast New Member

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    Vote = Parelle


    ..funnier lines
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  12. PHD Jr.

    PHD Jr. It was all a dream

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    Oh shit Parelle this is your first battle you killed it. I actually laughed out loud at the ronald Mcdonald line.

    Vanilla damn girl you should have tried you could have dissed the fuck out of that pic..shit I want to pic battle her now..lol

    anyway vote = parelle
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  13. parelle

    parelle meli

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    3-0 uppin for more votes

    koasts vote doesnt count
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  14. BrandonAR

    BrandonAR New Member

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    parelle was definitiley dominatin with the her shyt

    vote -parelle
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  15. Def Angel

    Def Angel Fuck you

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    Damn Vanilla, you should've come back on her ass tha only reason why Kanyne voted for Parelle is because that's his girl or whateva ya'll call it these days. Kanyne shouldn't be teachin' you to battle you should holla at me for tha shit...Wit me you would've crushed her.
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  16. Me > You

    Me > You Registered User

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    this is Klear .. i have plenty of post on my other name so this is a legitimate vote

    vote = parelle

    she crushed homegirl ...

    She’s blanc yeah, but her face is more then trash-worthy…
    Id slap her, but I don’t wanna get my hands dirty…

    i was lovin those lines, stood out to me, made me laugh

    good battle here, gotta lova good cat fight

    pz
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  17. vanillaca$h

    vanillaca$h New Member

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    yo def thats cool tho..im not worry bout shit..if i t was my man doin that i d vote for his ass too..yeah well get at me there bout the battlin shit cuz its clear i suck lol splib_indacrib@hotmail.com.
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  18. vanillaca$h

    vanillaca$h New Member

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    o yeha n def kanyne didnt teach me nothin lol not that i know of..between us its all chit chat and thats bout it lol.
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  19. kaLeeF

    kaLeeF me and weed go waaay back

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    i'd give ya both the dick..and then let ya battle out for the cum
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  20. parelle

    parelle meli

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    if thats the case i wont even count his vote...and if anything..THEY are part of a crew..and he voted against her...but w/e we'll forget about his vote then
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