Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by Jai-Z, Sep 6, 2012.
Unlimited Linez (Dont worry I aint going 100 barz)
Inbox me ur pic and take my default.
I'll go 1st.
i dont care how many bars you go u ugly ass alien, just post so i know if i gotta even try or not
i was havin some weird trouble postin your pic... i didnt want to. so this is your mom, the hermaphrodite witch doctor from the rum diary.. yeah
I dont know why she think she gone sail a win in easy
There was no CGI in the 80's Jais the alian from E.T.
She thinks shes Bruce Lee, please. I know kids thatd whip ya ass
Claims she dont do guys? Show me a chick thatd lick ya vaj
Oh, boohoo, the cute guys wont offer you babies,
Some guys dont like you, but youre gross to ALL of the ladies
You think that since you cant find a guy to stick a dick in ya
That you gone switch ya genders up? Shit chicks are more particular
Says shes a gay, but I dont know no one thatd date it
I know rapists that wouldnt even hold up an take it
Hold up, Im hatin, she probly gone just roll up an take wins
After E.T. phones home to get a hold of her patrons
So what if Im rusty, you should NEVER type the words
Ill be a rusty vet
Youre a 10 year newb that could NEVER write a verse
So you better watch out who it is you turn on the wrath
All I gotta dos shake off the rust, you gotta learn how to rap
Pfff.. you no titty ugly transexual two balled fuck
Your dads been puttin flyers out. MISSING: Ru Pauls son
I know why you always pic battle
Shes just tryin to find out about herself
Honestly, Ive never heard a louder shout for help
Her cant decide wether she wants to get with men or tricks
Even if u a hermaphrodite with your genders switched,
situation is, youve BEEN a bitch!
Fag or dike, ill slap the crap outta a hermaphrodite
Jay-Z was based on looks cuz they damn sure dont rap alike
An you aint gay, you just an a-sexual pariah
If you EVER pregnant,
another alian raped you an laid eggs in your... whatever
An if you live then you can tell the tale of the savagest
U aint eatin me like all of those male prayin mantises
Not even ya motha loves ya mug, she aint statin it plainly tho
She cant come out an tell you that ya face is for radio
She assed out on dick, so she ask about clit,
well... God still loves you, but thats about it.
An theres no way that you aint used to be a dude,
Quit liein to urself 'fore you get it truthfully confused
Im starting to thnk ura moron, this hype u on is all pom-pomz;
U will nvr play the field asa Waterboy..
..I crush Adamz Applez, realize what tree u picking on.
From Adamz rib to Evez legacy, Ima teach u some real shit;
Men rule the world, but a pussyz the reason u even fucking exist.
Say u nice on the mic, a beast on trackz?
U tame n this profession, must b the product ofa circus act.
Jumping through hoopz for vetz, a ring of firez where ur heatz at;
Only known for eating trainerz, mad cz progressionz what u really lack.
This some quick key shit, u basic..
..time to pull yo card;
Any white fucka that comez from a family of pussiez, is vaginal discharge.
And ur crew lookz like a fake Goodie Mob..
..yall the dirtiest bumbz too;
Getting clean must b too hard whn a nigga like me keep drugging u!
See u use random picz, and dont even diss me wth thm;
Thn write a weak verse..
..and expect me to see snake eyez, whn it lackz venom.
Whn I accepted ur pic battle invite, I thought ud go ham;
U gon get ur pork fried for that fake shit, u jst Spam.
E.T phone home?
U better believe my fingerz lit;
Compare me to higher powerz again earthling..
..u'll keep getting sonned from the mothership.
And since u dont understand pic battlez, let me teach the game;
Ur 20 yrz from being Bam Bam Bigelow..
..but even thn, u'll nvr come wtha head full of flamez.
Fubu and Rocawear? Nigga, ur the biggest bumb;
ur wardrobe aint been hot since Lord Tariq was popping wth Peter Gunz.
But u get girlz right? Well, let me see ur pimp hand thn;
Jst what I thought, Andrew McArthy..
..none of thm real, all Mannequin.
U lack skillz, ugly as fuck..
..who u thnk u look better than? Me?
Jai get bitchez, u Pound Puppiez.
No chick would fuck wth u, they know ur stroke aint got no sting;
Belly flopping on bitchez, knowing ur bed aint got no springz.
Rednecking like tanning bedz, u aint got no sense;
Robbing niggaz on the daily wth nothing to show for it, dont make u tense?
U and ur homiez share clothez, and dont got no style to b hot;
Yall gear quit turning up n fashion, yall wardrobez a stopwatch.
Shouldve known Id smoke u, I dont pass Lz nvr;
But u gon live wth the 1 u got like a scarlet letter.
oh you really burned me there you extra tertesticle.
see why i didnt take your battle accept serious at all? [laugh] all that fuckin time an THAT garbage is what the fuck you came up with? lmao, a no show woulda got you more votes homeBOY
Extraterrestrial <---correct spelling 6 syllablez
Alien <---correct spelling 1 syllable
If u cant spell the big and lil wrdz ur trying to use, either get a dictonary or stop trying to use thm.
I havnt been on n over a month and jst seen this yesterday. Ddnt thnk ud check. Funny thng is.. I ddnt even write, I jst keyed from my cell. Posting picz was gvng me problemz.
My verse garbage? Whatz urz.. fungus? Lol
HAHAHAHAHAHHA youre supposed to be a rapper?? an dont understand when youre gettin dissed? i said extra terTESTICLE because youre a fuckin guy dressed in drag. jeezus jai, grow a brain. then quit rap
The problemz not TESTICLE.. itz the EXTRATER.. u were trying to hard and made a bad joke.
I dont mind having A testicle, thatz 1 more than u have.
POINT BLANK... ur ugly, ur fat, ura bum that cant dress, ur crewz a bunch of bitchez , ur wigger nigga lookz like Glass Joe, u dont bathe, ur dirtiest wigger Ive ever seen, ur dumb as fuck, u cant rap, write, recite, hum...
Buuut.. u suck suprisingly well. I'll gv u that.
Scared to post my pic cz Im too pretty. Lol thankz for the compliment on my profile pic.
are yall goin another round or can voting commence?
No more roundz bro, jst this 1.
lol say whatever, your ugly, youre wack. put a period on that, itll be the first for you, huh bro? an lol@deth always wantin a thousand rounds, fuck outta here
L Kross - E.T line, vag line, ru paul line. Flow was standard. Pretty solid verse in parts, others were repetitive and played. Enjoyed it for the most part.
Jai - Z - only standout's for me is the discharge line and bam bam bigalow comparison, which was fucking uncanny. Even then, the line itself wasn't executed as well as it could have been. The flow annoyed me throughout with just rhyming the last word of each line. All in all, I could tell it was a key.
V - Kross.
eh. your vote doesnt count cause of... whatever
lots of reasons
Aww diddums. Don't be mad because you've been growing that facial hair since you were 13.
Aww, dont be mad cause ive seen your work, ive seen you vote an i kno your opinions are invalid. i wouldnt want a vote for me comin from such a waste of oxygen
battle stands at 0-0
this battle was ok nothing really stood out. first time reading either of your battles. I think this pic battle format it stupid but then its my first time on rm since 2006.
All in all I give it to kross, the flow was better imo I thought jai z had better punches but the flow was bad
neither of you are worthy of competition
pfff lol whatever about that. 0-0
you two are just talking shit not really trying to be creative at all ' this isnt the dirty dozens ..
I cant even vote on this and be honest because I think neither of you should get a vote ..
and pictures ???
vote = you both loose
thats the reason the battle stands nothin nothin, even though there are votes for me. you think i dont know that?
please stop judgin me by what my competition brings out. these clowns are super fuckin trash so of course im not rackin my brain for concepts an sewin schemes together like im makin a fuckin weddin dress. an if you went to my myspace, please dont judge me by my three or more year old tracks, ive been writin consistantly i got hot shit, that u seen in the open mic, i got hotter shit than that, an i got swag, so it goes super stupid to any beat i choose. for real, ill give you my number you can call me right now an:
ill get the crowd louder than an ounce of dro
jumpin like we doused em in a pound of coke
brains blown outcha skull
like the poundll blow rounds in an out ya dome
every sound i spoke, pounded like a calico
so bring a bulletproof vest to a battle bro
yeah, i hope you dont think kross is a joke.
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