Pet peeves about the opposite sex and...

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  1. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    ^^^feme sounds cool unlike the other ones commenting in here...

    i let a girl send me BACK out for shit once... just once...

    i had just worked twleve and a half hours at a fucking friendly's mind you.

    im like 16 years old at the time

    i get home, my girl is passed out in my bedroom where she had been ALL fuckin day, sleepin .. she slept over the night before... my parents didnt care, dont ask..

    anyways... she slept all fuckin day - lazy bitch.

    but before i left that morning for work, she tells me, "make sure u call me before u leave cuz ill prolly be hungry"

    so im thinkin, damn it im fuckin broke, i know this bitch is gonna get somethin expensive, she always does when i pay for it....

    but of course bein the nice guy i am, i say yes ill call u...

    work time is up, im tired as fuck and i call her cell like 50 times... no answer...

    so im like fuck this, and i head home, im beat i wanna pass out

    i get back shes still fuckin asleep in my fuckin bed like she was in a coma or somethin... im like wtf? i wake her up and she said she just chilled at my crib and watched movies all day...

    then she got MAD at ME of all things because she says i never called.

    im like wtf i called like 50 times, u were passed the fuck out dummy.

    she makes my ass go all the way back to friendly's (two towns over) and get her ass a SHRIMP SALAD which ran me like 11 bucks including tax cuz i was off shirt now and i couldnt get the discount.

    so i brought it back...

    and kicked her lazy moochin ass outta my house.

    fuck a bitch like u women postin in here who treat men like shit because ur in a bad mood or in unfortunate circumstances.

    u should be ashamed a yaself and for all u "nice guys" out there, grow a fuckin sack and learn when too much is too much...

    u gotta ask urself, whats this woman REALLY tried to do for ME lately?

    if the answer is mooch u, then kick her gutta ass to the curbstone.

    end of book lol
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  2. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    I posted in this thread, so I'm going to assume this was also directed towards myself ;o)

    I will say again, what I said above. I got my husband to run to the store for me after midnight while he was STILL AWAKE, to get me something while I was pregnant with his second child....I don't see where I'm treating him like shit here??

    Also, in this statement..

    If he were to ask himself this. His answer would be along the lines of "She takes care of my children, she cleans my home, cooks for me, has my dinner ready for me when I get home from work, Makes my lunch for work, and does my laundry so I have clean clothes to wear..."

    Now, I don't do this because "it's how it should be". But rather, I'm a stay at home mom, this sorta stuff is just stuff I do because I feel that is what my job is being a stay at home mom. So asking him to get me something at midnight, while pregnant, while he's still up...I'd like to hope he's doing it without complaining, not only because of what I do, but because he loves me :D

    Corny, but true. So I have to say that this statement directed at all the "bitches" that replied in this thread...should be taken back :eek:)

    End of Book :eek:)
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  3. Nitsuj™

    Nitsuj™ We Are The Resistance

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    I hate when chicks get mad cuz you don't sit on the phone with them for 3 hours talking about the most pointless shit. it's like damn, I just dropped you off and now you want to call me and "chat" forever ..... chill bitch, I'll see you tomorrow!!!
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  4. Nitsuj™

    Nitsuj™ We Are The Resistance

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    you're half right... most dudes judge EVERYONE, males and females, by their looks. Females can get comfortable with anyone, like last week, I saw a chick at work confiding her personal problems with a regular @ the bar who happens to be an Autistic 47 yr old with down syndrome and wears a sponge bob sqaure pants T shirt....
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  5. Syza Koza

    Syza Koza New Member

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    My girl says call back in five minutes, and im left calling back for a few hours. And then i go to sleep when she aint answer.
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  6. Syza Koza

    Syza Koza New Member

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    That's not strictly true.
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  7. Hidden_Poetry

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    *Most
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  9. Grandiose

    Grandiose five large

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    omfgggg!!


    -loses it-
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  10. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    seen..I've been guilty of this when I was younger,lol

    But now i hate dead air on the phone. Good LORD i do!!
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  11. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    NANIJAH

    i think moms and pregnant women are excluded

    their birthing your child u gotta take care of em...

    i was speaking of moochie hoochies who are just lazy, not pregnant

    nahmean ninja chica
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  12. Fire Cracka

    Fire Cracka New Member

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    Here I go to kill the thread....


    - Bitches who say they are ugly either know they know they good looking
    - Bitches who whine about anything that doesn't go their way
    - Bitches who try to be extra nice to get my money.... bitch I ain't a fool I'm not giving you shit!
    - Bitches who wear sweatshirts and shit.... I don't wanna see that! I want some sexy clothes on you!
    - Bitches who take 8 years to get ready.... I mean damn do your make-up in the car
    - Bitches who tell you after you pick 'em up for dinner that they don't have any money...
    - Bitches who complain about how much money a man makes when her ass don't even got a job


    And this is true about all females....


    If the bitches belly sticks out further than her tits it either means the bitch is too fat or her tits are too small.
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  13. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    lmao

    what if a dude cant see his prick?

    is he too small in the pakage or too fat in the beer gut?

    hahaha
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  14. Syza Koza

    Syza Koza New Member

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    Shouldn't you be paying for dinner anyways?

    Other than that; its pretty accurate i guess.
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  15. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    Okay, but in this thread that would just mean Ghettoqueen...Misskey is a mother and was pregnant when she spoke of what she did. It was only the 3 of us that posted in here, and you said "fuck a bitch like u women postin in here" so I'm just goin off that ;o)

    But it's alright, I get cha :D
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  16. Fire Cracka

    Fire Cracka New Member

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    I don't pay for my friend's dinners :|
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  17. Offbeat

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    ^ word up

    if its not ur girlfriend, and u just out on a date

    thats ur friend, not ur wifey

    u dont owe her shit
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  18. Syza Koza

    Syza Koza New Member

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    If you're out on a date you should pay for it.

    Or i know i should anyways, you do you.
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  19. J.Lujan

    J.Lujan i aint gonna click that

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    whoa. you sound like a bitch. i woulda told you

    "bitch go walk your fat ass to the store your own damn self, ima play madden and smoke out your house... matter of fact, pick me up a 6 pack of heine, 2 bags of chips, frozen pizza, ice cream, some candy, a 6 pack of coke, some shit paper, a 50 pound bag of dog food, a pack of smokes, some zigzags, and some steak, bitch i'm hungry, so make it snappy bitch,..... why you still standin there?.... fuck that, the price of gas is sky high these days, woman.... 3 miles ain't that far.. there are woman in africa who walk like 20 miles just for water in 135 degree heat,, thats atleast 28 degrees cooler than here...so wat if you pregnant,, aint mine....plus you got cellulite,, go work that shit off.....shit i dont know how u gone bring it back.. hitch hike i guess"
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  20. Offbeat

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    yeah but if u was broke, ude feel me
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