PeskyPete vs. MR Freeze

Hey man, i respect you, so i thought we could start this little battle. Shit like i said in another thread ill probably lose, but this is for my practice, and you seem like a great.... well partner in a way. So yeah this is a friendly battle
Any rules n shit i dont care.

Well you act like your a badman MR Freeze
That makes me batman, step down now please?
Save everyone the pain of your humiliation
They all seem to have such high expectations
I can see through you and your not cold as ice
cute, warm, fuzzy raps will just not suffice
To beat me down, you'll have to bring your A-Game
The new guys just merked you, and shot straight to fame
That new guys me, PeskyPete im the one to blame
But whats that? Your hated, the crowd they just CAME!
Shit, this is turning into an orgy of hate
Batman has won the fight, but hey, thats just fate!

If he doesn't want to battle, I'm free.

Seems like he doesn't want to... I'll give him a bit longer though

*FREEZE chuckling*

Okay I see I am getting attacked by A WHOLE LOT OF ENGLISH MEN.... WTF?

*LYRICAL COLONIST all group together in anticipation of the BRITISH INVASION*

Okay it's one if by land and two if by Sea and a series of bars if they step unto FREEZE'S COUNTRY...

This is weird I am gettin attacked by an English Man who is dying 4 an ELITE LOSS/
But this "PESKY" Kid is about 2 get DIRT NAPPED so U should call him "PETE MOSS"/
See RAPMUSIC is my Kingdom & I come here to demolish and clown fools/
While PETE just likes giving KINGS DOME and polishing their CROWN JEWELS/
Drinking the nectar from their chalice but still claiming to be hard/
But we could battle in front of the PALACE & U wouldn't see a "CHANGING OF THE GUARD"(RM IS MY KINGDOM! I WILL REIGN FOR AT LEAST 10000 dayz! THIS I COMMAND)/
See I'll "TOAST" him for Free or for "ENGLISH MUFFINS" around "TEA TIME"/
I'll keep poundin him for his "POUNDS" until he decides 2 throw the "T" sign (TIME OUT! TIME OUT!!!)/
4 thinking he's a SOLDIER I'll "PISTOL PETE" and keep the lead smoke a gunnin'/
See FREEZE has been known 2 "BEASTIE BOYS" till "PAUL REVERE" screams the REDCOATS R COMING (Get it Beast E Boys... LMAO... I BEAST English Boys... Come on get with the PROGRAM!)/
So while he's heatin his Crumpets I pull the "HEAT" and a musket and have him scream "MAN HE SHOT IT"/
I wonder if he planned it but he challenged across the ATLANTIC and I "SERVED" him like ANDY RODDICK!!!!

*FREEZE easily wins another battle for OLD GLORY and lets off FIREWORKS in celebration*

Oh say can U seeeeeeeee..........

Okay Kiddo I see U just wanted 2 battle me so here is a quick response. Now let ppl vote & if they think U did okay I will be more than happy to BEAT U Up some more...

LOL!

Anyway I NEVER back down 4rm a battle even if it's for FUN so I had 2 drop a quick KEYSTYLE....

NOW GSUS, HALLOWEEN JACK (The realest Nigga here by the WAY!!!!!), HEART CLOAKER, AND JOOK! I have determined U GUYS ARE WHO I MUST BEAT 2 PROVE MY DOMINANCE HERE SO KNOW I WILL BE THROWING SHOTS SOON....

I AM THE BEST 2 EVER COME HERE! I WILL NEVER LOSE AND I AM STILL THE GOD OF RM!

THIS I COMMAND....

1 LUVV...

Feel the FREEZE!!!

Pete's was basic, Freeze's was all played out or terrible English jokes with a terrible flow. Edge to Freeze for the multis.

Lol thats fair enough, his punches where your classic english stereotype bullshit, but the rhymes, they where good lol

I dunno, Freeze won

I knocked up this quick reply, not to good but im a busy man.

Mr freeze shit you took a long time to reply
You took some LSD and thought you could fly
see now your having lots of hallucinations
you thought you out-wrote my killer creation
you come out with loads of stereotypical puns
you thought i was bad but i've only just begun
i aint into none of the queens english shit
i aint even into my perfect fish and chips
we aint all how you seem to think we are
but you americans aint unique by far
You actually are all fat obese pricks
whats one plus one, you dunno your all thick
See this stereotypical shits just to easy
So im gunna go back to banging your mum, shes so sleazy!
so now ima gunna say good bye
Shit i think i've won and thats no lie!

Yeah, you just needed to throw in a few good punchlines or disses. You had the Freeze name flips, but that was about it. At least he didn't use Princess Di/Die lines, I swear I've heard it so many times in battles it just makes the guy who says it look like an idiot.

*FREEZE growing tired of People come on the site LOSING and then Bitchin about why they lost*

Okay this time the GLOVES R OFF......

BODYBAG!

FREEZE is the only true "MIKE THRILLER" now that Jackson's passed/
And I roll with a KLIQ of straight Killaz. They carry gats and maskz/
Treat U like a DENTIST! First GRILL U then CAP that AZZ/
So PETE don't want NO PROBLEMS like RETARDS in a CALCULUS CLASS/
I'll slap this Fag/
He dont want "NO BEEF" like a MUSLIM MEAT STRIKE/
aND U can "MC SERCH" all day but still wouldnt find a way 2 make "PETE NICE"/
So Fuck "POP GOES THE WEASEL" FREEZE does "POP GOES THE EAGLE"/
And I'll watch PETE get DROPPED faster than the ROC disposed of SIEGEL/
So I'm making no "BEANS" about it/
Who "GASSED" U 2 go 4 the KING/
And since U and JDM are such PALS I think I'll beat U both as a TEAM/
I can't believe they say I need a bunch of English jokes to finish this hater/
Dont U know "MISTA" "WILSON" Pete like I'm Dennis the Menace's neighbor (DAYUM!)/
I can't believe U and JDM. Really tried 2 play me when/
He only comes on these boards 2 praise PETEY his Gay best Friend (PETE me and U are BFFs right)/
But it's okay I understand see the very Best have tried/
Now I'm about 2 spray these 2 "HERBS" like chemical insecticide/
Since their whole style is CORN I'm gonna "SQUASH" them like "TOMATOES"/
And they Couldnt SEE FREEZE if they had more "EYES" than "POTATOES"/
Yes this Kid is so Raw and my style has no flaws/
Put the Metal 2 your "HEAD" change your "CABBAGE" 2 COLE SLAW (nasty!)/
Yo somebody better tell them quick, That I'm really on that FELON SHYT &/
Talking all big and Juicy is the quickest way 2 get their "MELONS" split/
so be4 U get 2 accusing FREEZE/
Of needing stereotypes 2 abuse MCs/
I suggest U "HARVEST' up some skills and be about your Qs and "PEAS"/
Now I've just beat PETE till he was "BEET" red and left his head busted on a platter/
I have 998 PROBLEMS but a BITCH AIN'T ONE so honestly JDM "J.UST D.OESNT M.ATTER"/
See U issued the battle challenge but seriously U 2 don't want it/
Oh yeah one last BRITISH JOKE! U're MOMS A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC TAKING REMEDIAL CLASSES!!! HER FAVORITE COURSE IS O.E. 800!

(*FREEZE in best EAZY E voice*)

OLD ENGLISH 800 cause that's my Brand, Take it in a BOTTLE, 40, Quart or Can! Drink it like a MAD MAN yes I do. FUCK the POLICE and a 502!!!!)

BODYBAG!!!!!!

LOL LMAO LMMFAO!!!!

Whhhhhhhoooooooooooooo Weeeeeeeeeee!!!! That Boy gets NICER AND NICER!!! Look I am not gonna keep slapping U. It have BIGGER AND BATTER FISH AND CHIPS 2 FRY! Win a couple battles let me SLAP SOME OTHER KIDS AND I WILL GET BACK 2 Y'ALL BUT FOR NOW I'M LOOKING ELSE WHERE!

ANYWAY PPL VOTE!!!

I'm still the GOD OF RM....

THIS I COMMAND!!!!

Oh and yeah I find it HILL AIR EE OUS They U praised him 4 the ORIGINAL CONCEPT of using BATMAN punchlines because NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THAT yet DISSED ME FOR THE SAME OLD ENGLISH JOKES! Oh and check my NATTLE with HEART CLOAKER cause he also went out on a LEDGE with BATMAN JOKES!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

You joining the battle league?

Shit, thats what i wanted! A proper come back, not much to ask for is it

*FREEZE laughing*

U guys R funny! I do appreciate that U like my style though... Real talk! I don't mind joining the LEAGUE! I just do this for practice. I am no longer in the RAP GAME but sometimes I think of punchlines and I have no where to use them so I come back 2 TEXT! This was my BABY in the late 90's earlier 2000's... YO I WILL DEFINITELY JOIN IF JACK, GSUS AND JOOK R IN! Those Guys R NICE and I OWE JACK AND GSUS A N L!!!

LOL!

This I COMMAND!!!

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