Patriarch @ Awedishin'

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  1. Insanevillian

    Insanevillian STILL in CHARGE

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    THE National Topical League

    If u are HOME u pick a topic off of this List...

    http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=724374

    If u are AWAY... Dont bother looking at the topics...

    If The HOME person DOES NOT DROP A TOPIC BY TUESDAY 8:00 PACIFIC...

    They Lose HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE FOR THE WEEK...

    30 LINES MIN... 60 MAX

    IF U NO SHOW TWO WEEKS IN A ROW...

    U LOSE YOUR SPOT....

    Everyone On RM Is Allowed to vote If They Have Over 1000 Posts...

    Breakdown is Needed on ALL Battles...

    U Must Vote On Six Battles A Week And Post In Your Thread which Ones U Voted On... If U Dont U Automatically LOSE... Even If u are winning 20-0 U Lose...

    Good Luck...

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  2. Dikembe Mutombo

    Dikembe Mutombo New Member

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    heehehe good luck Pat

    4. You are massively overweight and u are some bomb ass chicks BLIND date... how does it go...
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  3. Gummo

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    I'll just have to pretend i'm IV for a while.

    When is this due again?
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  4. Gummo

    Gummo New Member

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    NM I see... Thursday it is.

    I'll show cause I get a day off on Tuesday to scribble... FINALLY.

    GL
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  5. Dikembe Mutombo

    Dikembe Mutombo New Member

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    4. You are massively overweight and u are some bomb ass chicks BLIND date... how does it go...
    Blue = My Part
    Silver = Blind Date

    Baby Powderin my balls as if I might get head~
    I'm too Sexy playin loud by Right Said Fred~
    Starin deep into the mirror in awe of myself~
    Gotta million dollar smile and a wallet of wealth~
    Pawin my breathe - Altoids workin like a goddamn charm~
    my presence is fresh and hard to miss like a strongman's arm~
    Been a long damn time and now I'm back - big in the game~
    Can only hope when I arrive that this chick isn't lame~



    "Debbie you sure he's ok? This isn't some cruel trick?"~
    "He's not a Steroid bound rock with a miniscule dick?"~
    "Take it easy girl - he's straight and got a hella sense of humor"~
    "Plus I ain't really seen anyone else available to whoo ya"~



    Rolled up bumpin Beasties - Brass Monkey on the menu~
    Least I figure if I get drunk no one can punk me in this venue~
    Take a spin through the parking lot then cruise up to the valet~
    Toss the keys to the kid - "take it easy pal, k?"~
    Strollin hard through the doors like I'm just lookin to score~
    Knowin everyone is muggin cuz I'm about 6 foot 4~
    Plus 350 or more - damn near pushin 4 last time I checked~
    But my Roca Velour and CoolWater cologne keep me fresh~
    Talk to the Host - he Pointed out my beauty at bay~
    From about 30 feet away she was lookin like Christina A.~

    Damn....showty is FLYYYYY



    Damn....

    Tell me dude ain't my date - he's starin hard and cheesin~
    This foo look like a walkin twinkie overdosin on Reisin~
    I can see the gravy on his forehead glistening across the room~
    there's no telling how many meals he's already consumed~
    Just today - and it's only 6:30 to boot~
    Dammit I just knew what she was saying was too good to be true~


    Made my way towards the table, real proud to be large~
    Knowin No one else is feelin me like Chico Debarge~
    Waiters grabbin they carts and grippin tight with their lives~
    Women and children put up guards with their forks and their knives~
    Took my seat across from her and made my introduction~
    "Yo I'm Will and I heard you were like interested or something"~
    "Your friend Lisa called me up - she's an old high school friend"~
    "Said you were tired of being lonely and needed Real cool man"~

    "Well honestly I was lookin for someone a little more petite"~
    "Hell I don't think I could fake it long enough to see you eat"~
    "Honestly I can't be seen with a walking heart attack"~
    "Your clothes are nice, you smell good, but GODDAMN you're so fat!"~
    "How I'm supposed to deal with that? Look at me I'm 130"~
    "You'd kill me with one leg - fuck it looks like you could birth me~"
    "I'll tell ya what - Here's $50 get whatever you'd like~"
    "this the type of bullshit turnin women to dykes"~


    And with that said she bounced - I watched her walk out the door~
    Shit, who needs her..I ain't sweatin that whore~
    I'll just call Lisa back - let her know the shit was wack~
    She never said that bitch would have a problem with me being Phat~
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  6. Dikembe Mutombo

    Dikembe Mutombo New Member

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    oh by the way, that was an effortless piece of shit verse..I've been pretty busy and wouldn't have time tomorrow or Thursday so I had to go ahead and throw down

    good luck Pat
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  7. Gummo

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    my boy didnt fail me, she called, its on and poppin
    stoped what i was doing, and did some quick shoppin
    coped the latest champagne, Boones Farm, oh its delicious!
    ambitiously picked an outfit, and made sure my hair was vicious
    put my porno away, cause i figure.. she'd probably get sus'picious
    made sure i did the dishes, and prepared a meal that was nutritious
    my only wish was.. she'd respect me, and not judge my secretions
    that've constantly been leakin like a dick after squirtin semen
    and send her shrieking into the night like some fuckin hellbound demon
    freakin out without reason, pushing my levels way beyond peakin.. then
    silently sneakin up beside her an slicing her throat to hush the squeeking!
    ( whoa boy.. relax )
    "ok, im calm, things'll be great" suddenly.. i hear a door slam shut
    thru on my Rico Swave shades, tucked in my shirt and button'd it up
    what could she look like, probably a model, and with me she'll feel stuck
    the bell rang, and my heart sang, then a bass line rumble'd thru my guts!
    holy fuck! not now!.. opened the door, ran to the back an yelled to sit tight
    sat and held it with all my might, but the slightest move and my ass'll ignite
    please Lord not tonight! my stomach settled, i heard her asking if i was allright
    i said that im fine, then without warning my shit planes began to take flight
    reached right, turned on the sink, told her i'll just be minute, so not to seem rude
    but god damn! this was the kind of shit-smell that'd take the curl out ya pubes!
    fuck it! im screwed, cant go out and eat food, the dates over, bitch go home!
    quit roamin around my house, pack up your shit and leave me the fuck alone!
    you know what, fuck it.. shes human, even tho we dont see, i bet they shit too
    wiped my ass and pulled up my pants, then strutted my fatass thru the room
    just knew she was beautiful, could tell by her voice while i was droppin a deuce
    she stood up and turned around, and i swear to God, she looked like a god damn moose!
    who the fuck let you loose! first i was embarassed, this heffer had to weigh more than me
    and as for skin care.. bitch please!... i might be fat, but shit.. atleast i got all my teeth!!
    her whole head needed a sheath, only thing that was cute.. an innocent twinkle in her eyes
    had no match on her outfit that cryed, Gap's just not for you, you need a canyon for those thighs!
    my oh my, listen to me, was so worried about her judging me, and now im judging her
    but Jesus Christ, i just have this feeling that elbows and foreheads arnt supposed to have fur!
    good thing i almost shit myself, i suppose now, my excuse for ending this will be understandable
    plus I only have a few bucks, and with this big bitch, fuck a breast and a thigh...
    ...she'd order the whole mammal!!!
    "look sweetie, im sorry... but as you can see, im not really feeling up to the weather tonight
    "if you'd like, we can reschedule or something".. yeah right, bitch im just attempting to be polite
    she said "burburrrburr burrr".. i guess that was moose talk for, "ok i understand, ill leave you alone.."
    the door swung open, and a little squirrely guy came in and yelled YOUVE BEEN PUNK'D HO!
    son of a bitch!

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  8. Gummo

    Gummo New Member

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    pretty much same for me.. ima be working all weekend, and as for gettin my votes done by sunday..

    i def need an extension

    weekends are the busy'st time for me for work.. i dunno

    mayb ei can work soemthin out... anyhow,.. gluck
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  9. Dikembe Mutombo

    Dikembe Mutombo New Member

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    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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  10. Gummo

    Gummo New Member

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    ummm what
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  11. Dikembe Mutombo

    Dikembe Mutombo New Member

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    ummm no voting...this is never gonna work in the onslaught

    but I guess we'll see
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  12. LiQuiDliFe

    LiQuiDliFe RSTL Phenom

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    Mac....I saw the lack of effort in your verse...but the flow was good...and the story was funny....


    Peepers...flow was off...story was ok...it was funny...had a comical twist to it...



    Vote=Peepers



    If Mac would have put effort into his verse...he would have won easily...
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  13. Dikembe Mutombo

    Dikembe Mutombo New Member

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    Peepers?

    did you even read the shit?

    Jesus

    I'm glad IV is going to jail...this shit ain't worth it
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  14. Gummo

    Gummo New Member

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    i agree... loll

    muthafucka drop'n a vote from a totally diff battle...

    things in the onslaught never work

    nice verse, pz
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  15. LiQuiDliFe

    LiQuiDliFe RSTL Phenom

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    yall know what i meant fuckers....
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