OTBVA Text Battle: TheProle vs. DeathProof. [[MUST READ]]

Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by TheProle, Jun 7, 2011.

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Who do you think won?

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  1. TheProle

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  1. TheProle

    TheProle Pls go, Milhouse.

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    TheProle
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    We discussed this earlier today and decided that we'd do 16 bars a piece, and that it could be about anything with any kind of schemes we wanted. So here are the battles:



    TheProle:


    I’ll drop an “Anvil” on his head, that’s what I call head-banging to Death Metal/
    Head’s hanging at chest level, now his body resembles Kane’s body in embers/
    I swear! You better not mention how you “palm the techs”, this guy’s a pawn at best/
    My gun’s Heat, commentator clips, I’ll gun “D” (Gundy), give him the last shot n’ put your brawn (Bron) to test/
    Five bars in, and I’m thinking “This guy’s a threat? Come on, who’s next?/
    My rap scheme’s a vaccine; it’d make Bernie Madoff wager in an honest bet/”
    After I kill this dude, you all better tell his “sons” they’re next/
    Now read what his “Location” says cause I may not drop all of them, but I guarantee that some will set/
    This guy’s from woods of the South, so don’t be surprised if he’s never seen any black guys/
    He works at White Castle, shops for white ties, and his favorite movie is “Who Killed Martin Luther?” cause nobody white dies/
    Its fans like him that are saturating the market, ignoring reaction to dope verbal attacks then/
    turning his back and rolling and laughing when someone ends the round by yelling out “faggot!”/
    I’ve just about had it; because it’s not GrindTime this, or King of the Dot that,/
    It’s about how nine times out of ten the king is the most whack/ [shouts Collide and Arcane (at some point)]
    Here’s the Cardinal rule, just cause we both rep KY, don’t mean that we chillin’/
    If you aren’t friendly, FIRE! and I’ll have our soldiers kill him…… Patrick Tillman!



    DeathProof:

    I'll typecast us both, see who reps our state better/
    heavyweight, he's second rate, BUT his meth is WAY better/
    nah really, I could give a blue fuck if he has his needles rinsed/
    he ain't battle free, there's cash he needs to grab a decent fix/
    catch him high as hell, 'Bible Belt' strapped to ease the hit/
    now that's a phrase that fits him, he's a massive piece of shit/
    your average tweeker hick, hell, I'd feel like I nabbed the lotto/
    if he crashed a Bronco like Randy Poffo off a flask of Strongbow/xanax combo/
    too much of a sweetheart for the gunplay, he'd plea bargain a gun case/
    bet three large he wouldn't jump a cheap bargain at a flea market on sunday/
    lacks the street smarts, has the street jargon of a Master P mark/
    type to grab his keys, get mad and leave, come back n' let the tractor beam spark/
    packin' heat? faggot please, like this bastard needs to drop a hint../
    not a split second to hack the results, win either way on some Choppa shit/
    just hand some dough out to your friends to ghostwrite for the title/
    fuck fans and sold out events, I get cosigns from your idols/
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  2. Dennis Choppa

    Dennis Choppa ★★★★★★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★★★★★

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    Good shit'

    'his fav movie is 'who killed Martin luther' cuz nobody white dies'

    Lol
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  3. larry word

    larry word get sauced n dip

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    deathproof got that

    "some will set" / somerset? #cmonson
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  4. Dennis Choppa

    Dennis Choppa ★★★★★★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★★★★★

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    And this'll prob get more votes in the otbva tbh
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  5. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    Dope from both sides tbh. Very surprised at how well you guys can write
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  6. malllow

    malllow New Member

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    too much of a sweetheart for the gunplay, he'd plea bargain a gun case/
    bet three large he wouldn't jump a cheap bargain at a flea market on sunday/

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    just hand some dough out to your friends to ghostwrite for the title/
    fuck fans and sold out events, I get cosigns from your idols/

    =

    win
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  7. DeathProof

    DeathProof Past zooted.

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    Good stuff, bruh. I really dug some of that material, some nice bars in there.
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  8. Stonyshakers

    Stonyshakers New Member

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    Dope shit from both. Deathproof's verse was seamless though.
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  9. proteam40

    proteam40 god speed, centipede

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    That was actually pretty sick. I think I'd go with Deathproof overall but both were good
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  10. ZeroByDivide

    ZeroByDivide gg

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    Really good shit from both. DeathProof's seemed less forced and just more smoothly written though.

    PS: Nice closer :p
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  11. andrewins

    andrewins Well-Known Member

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    Damn Prole went in.. Think Deathproof took that though, schemes flowed smoother
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  12. TheProle

    TheProle Pls go, Milhouse.

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    DeathProof definitely surprised me with the flow, and how easily his reads. Even though I'm getting smashed in the poll at the moment, it was really fun to do this, and I'm happy I could at least make it close.

    I tried not to force too many lines, and make it overly corny, but those things are bound to happen when you try for punchlines in a text battle.
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  13. Gunshot Sounds

    Gunshot Sounds Lil' Ugly Mane

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    Ya did good Prole, just Death was a bit better this time.
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  14. DeathProof

    DeathProof Past zooted.

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    Thanks, I appreciate it. But where's JOB1 when you need him? This would probably be better off in the OT section, huh?
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  15. pill grim

    pill grim CHRONNIE SPARKO

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    DP got in that ass like TheProle was Annette Schwarz.
    nah i'm over exaggerating for the sake of making a punchline but good battle.

    "and now i smile like a proud dad, watchin his only son that made it."
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  16. DeathProof

    DeathProof Past zooted.

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    lol, grim's got the porn bars on lock..and apparently that father figure swaggy.
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  17. illus rated

    illus rated aka Illimit (BodyBagBattles)

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    Both had some good bars, Prole had a couple that were like whoa, but overall Death Proof got it. Y'all should sign up to letsbeef.com lmao.
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  18. TheGodOfPez

    TheGodOfPez Whiskey for breakfast

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    wow @ Macho Man line!!!

    Gave slight edge to DP. Good pen game, fellas!
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  19. Triasis

    Triasis StarBurnedSky

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    on some choppa shit leaned the fuck out of me
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  20. D-MONIK

    D-MONIK Active Member

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    ay some real good shit from both, I advise both of you to sign in to the RBL, you would do very well there, I'll be back with vote
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