OT: Keeping a keg cold

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  1. BinoSWI

    BinoSWI Half Jamaikan Half Scouse

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    nah uk is heavy wit the drinkin la. kids out ere gettin proper wasted in parks when they bout 11 its fucked man. shit when these kids are grown up they gonna be monsters wit it haha... or there gonna die

    uk has a massive bingedrinkin culture its not even cool
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  2. Eyerate

    Eyerate The Definition of Real..

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    yea when i read "25 jack and cokes" i was thinking "somethings gotta be wrong here...."

    even so.. 25 single shot drinks is STILL 25 shots of alcohol.

    25 shots = 1.10900736 liters

    you telling me this dude can drink a LITER of jack and not piss all over himself? thats a bottle and then another third of a second... im not buying it. either you guys all have cirrhosis by 25 or someone is internet fabricating. just the sheer volume of liquid is massive.
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  3. NOVA703

    NOVA703 Making Moves

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    why the fuck does this thread have soo many posts?
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  4. Eyerate

    Eyerate The Definition of Real..

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    because its an off-topic discussion that has multiple branches to it.
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  5. mapleleaf

    mapleleaf bumpin onyx in the jag

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    Crazy, i changed my pref's so instead of 20 posts per page i see 30, makes the site much more readable esp. for long ass threads. i didnt realize how long this shit is
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  6. Eyerate

    Eyerate The Definition of Real..

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    ive had mine maxed out since day 1.

    i'm used to sites where threads can hit 1000+ posts in a couple hours tho. more info quicker is always the way to go.
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  7. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    yo dumbass, learn to read. i was talking to the other guy who said he goes thru 3 kegs with 40-50 people.

    and yes you are a pussy if you can't carry 160lb keg.... TWICE. omg.
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  8. MCVeteran

    MCVeteran I enjoy Capri Suns

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    LOL 3 kegs for 80 peeps. Diggles trying to lie to kick it.
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  9. solon L

    solon L that boy

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    lol @ not lugging a keg up a flight of stairs

    u fuckin kidin me
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  10. SiFu

    SiFu Burning Down Babylon!

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    If there's that many people, surely there'll be a few big dudes who could handle bringing a keg downstairs??? but like homie said 3x160 is a lot of weight....can bathtubs handle that much weight without cracking?? I wouldnt know tbh....


    who cares init....if homie got too much beer than thats his problem lol its better to have more than not enough, nothing worse than people leaving your party coz the booze is gone :(


    PEACE
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  11. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    dude he can get it upstairs no problem... BUT JUST TO BRING IT DOWN AGAIN 4 HOURS LATER? YEAH RIGHT
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  12. Diggles

    Diggles Fred Durst's Life Coach

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    Read the rest, bro.
    There's only one bath-tub, its upstairs.. 3 kegs, its not worth lugging one up the stairs to put it in the tub was my initial thought. Then the other two just do what? Chill, no pun intended?

    But we got a bit of luck. I wasn't aware but they had 2 empty 55 Gallon trash bins in their garage, and they had a whip, which they don't usually have, so we used the 2, bought another and like 15ish bags of ice. So yeah, a little bit of luck worked out.

    Lol, just got lucky.. if it didn't work out like that, which I planned, I would've been stealing trash cans or cabbing it to a walmart, and fuck that.

    :)


    ...resume debating over pitchers, limits and how EG made kegwork a science.
    Pussy.
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  13. Diggles

    Diggles Fred Durst's Life Coach

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    =/

    Your ass must live in a ginormous house with huge ass tubs cause the ones in this house would barely half submerge a single keg.. nevermind a second or third.
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  14. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    yeah im the pussy cause you can't bring a keg upstairs LOL

    sorry you can't figure out how to keep an object cold dude.

    this is the type of stupid shit that would be an that icp song

    "beetles, cell phones, shoes and pears/ and how the fuck can you get a keg upstairs?!!
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  15. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    hey you stupid fuck

    do you realize that even if they can't fit 3 of them they can still fit one which eliminates 1 keg from being ruined? do you realize you can put 3 of them in the bathroom and alternate them in the tub? do you think a keg needs to be in cold water nonstop for it to stay cold?

    shut the fuck up and just admit you can't get a keg upstairs.
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  16. Diggles

    Diggles Fred Durst's Life Coach

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    Says the guy who made drinking a science..

    ...listen pussy, I'll be getting fucked up tonight. You can go to Scribble or some GTNW event and stand in a room while a bunch of dudes yell at each other...

    To each their own, riiiight?

    I wouldn't listen to your martian lookin ass on any planet.
    Nevermind THIS one.
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  17. Diggles

    Diggles Fred Durst's Life Coach

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    HEY STUPID..
    ...there were trash bins... no kegs were ruined.

    Eat my shit.

    ...and kegs aren't difficult to get up stairs.. if I could kill you and drag your ass up the stairs then I'm pretty sure I can lift a keg, only slightly heavier than your skronny dead body up stairs as well

    :)

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  18. Diggles

    Diggles Fred Durst's Life Coach

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    ^Perhaps that should be your next crutch line the next time you choke..
    I prefer it over shakin and wigglin' my ass anyday..

    Tags are CLASSY though.
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  19. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    down to a science? by saying man up and carry a fucking keg upstairs "but but but IT WILL HAVE TO COME BACK DOWN LATER! CAN A BATH TUB EVEN HOLD A KEG? WILL IT EVEN BE FULLY SUBMERGED!??!?!

    bitch i would pick that keg up from the top of the stairs and throw it at you donkey kong style while u kicked ur legs and screamed like fey wrey
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  20. solon L

    solon L that boy

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    fay wray could get it

    lmao @ "no one invited ph"
    it's not even clever but holy shit
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