Discussion in 'Overtime: Off-Topic Discussion' started by MCPamflit, Aug 1, 2010.
fixed it there for you
wanna hear a joke???
holy shit those princess diana ones leaned the fuck outta me LMAO
what happends when you stick your hand in a bag of jelly beans??
the black ones steal your watch
what's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
a canoe tips
deacon frost doesn't scream when you put him in the oven?
whos the best jewish cooK???
whats the difference between a suv and a golf ball?
tiger woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards
wat time does michael jackson go to sleep?
when the big hand touches the small hand
What do you throw at a drowning black man?
His wife and kids
A pedophile and a child is strolling through the woods and the boy says
"oooh its so dark and scary"
"How selfish" - the pedophile replied "Think about me who has to go home all alone"
At the airport immigration office:
-Muhjmatil al Ahmed!
-Three times a week!
-I MEANE MALE OR FEMALE?
-Doesn't matter. Sometimes even with a camel
and i thought i was posting corny shit
whats the best part about fucking a 7 year old?
watching them break down on the witness stand
shock value jokes are corny.
"How do you react to your kid when he brings a bad report card? Rape him! DUR HUR HUR HUR HUR"
how do you know you're a certified lame?
you frequent either tinychat or twitter
a jew, an arab, and an african walk into a bar and the bartender goes 'what is this some kinda joke?'
The natural progression to this joke is asking what the best thing about fucking three eleven year olds is
What did Dodi say to the driver of the car?
Do you want to come with me and die?
how do u make a 10 year old cry twice?
rub ur bloody dick on her teddy bear
I like my coffee like I like my women
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