OT Jokes

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  1. sTeP eAsY

    sTeP eAsY 3rd Ave E

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    fixed it there for you
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  2. cheddah12

    cheddah12 Well-Known Member

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    wanna hear a joke???











    womens rights......
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  3. cheddah12

    cheddah12 Well-Known Member

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    holy shit those princess diana ones leaned the fuck outta me LMAO

    what happends when you stick your hand in a bag of jelly beans??
    the black ones steal your watch
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  4. TsirhCitna

    TsirhCitna New Member

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    what's the difference between a jew and a canoe?





























    a canoe tips
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  5. mdk

    mdk i dump and i sprout

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    --deacon frost
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  6. TsirhCitna

    TsirhCitna New Member

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    deacon frost doesn't scream when you put him in the oven?
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  7. cheddah12

    cheddah12 Well-Known Member

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    whos the best jewish cooK???








    hitler
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  8. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    whats the difference between a suv and a golf ball?

    tiger woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards
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  9. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    wat time does michael jackson go to sleep?

    when the big hand touches the small hand
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  10. BITmafakka

    BITmafakka GS palmin' the m1 garand

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    What do you throw at a drowning black man?

    His wife and kids


    A pedophile and a child is strolling through the woods and the boy says
    "oooh its so dark and scary"
    "How selfish" - the pedophile replied "Think about me who has to go home all alone"

    At the airport immigration office:

    -NAME?
    -Muhjmatil al Ahmed!
    -SEX?
    -Three times a week!
    -I MEANE MALE OR FEMALE?
    -Doesn't matter. Sometimes even with a camel
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  11. TsirhCitna

    TsirhCitna New Member

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    and i thought i was posting corny shit
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  12. nomlallday

    nomlallday New Member

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    whats the best part about fucking a 7 year old?




    watching them break down on the witness stand
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  13. FarooqHakim

    FarooqHakim Dot Dorbal

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    shock value jokes are corny.

    "How do you react to your kid when he brings a bad report card? Rape him! DUR HUR HUR HUR HUR"
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  14. TsirhCitna

    TsirhCitna New Member

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    how do you know you're a certified lame?

    you frequent either tinychat or twitter
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  15. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    a jew, an arab, and an african walk into a bar and the bartender goes 'what is this some kinda joke?'
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  16. MCPamflit

    MCPamflit New Member

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    The natural progression to this joke is asking what the best thing about fucking three eleven year olds is
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  17. MCPamflit

    MCPamflit New Member

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    What did Dodi say to the driver of the car?

    Do you want to come with me and die?
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  18. Kaysersoze

    Kaysersoze New Member

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    how do u make a 10 year old cry twice?















    rub ur bloody dick on her teddy bear
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  19. FarooqHakim

    FarooqHakim Dot Dorbal

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    I like my coffee like I like my women

    quiet
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  20. TrillThugBoss

    TrillThugBoss Well-Known Member

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    :funny::funny::funny::funny::funny:
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