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  1. ljs1992

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    what do you call a mexican getting baptized?


    bean dip
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  2. ljs1992

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    whats 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?


    a turban
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  3. ljs1992

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    what is a Jews biggest dilemma?



    free pork
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    whats the object of Jewish football?


    to get the quarter back.
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  5. Get 2 Da Choppa

    Get 2 Da Choppa Well-Known Member

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    wow this thread is bringing out the racism in everybody
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  6. 360

    360 裝褋褣裐裳裛裒袙

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    What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?






















    A cripple in a house fire
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  7. 360

    360 裝褋褣裐裳裛裒袙

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    Why can't the baby turn around in the hallway?

















    It has a spear thru its head
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  8. troubledwaters

    troubledwaters New Member

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    Why don't black people like country music?

    Because whenever they hear 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot.

    Alternatively, the best joke ever:

    Why can't Sally ride a bike?

    Sally has cerebral palsy.
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  9. TsirhCitna

    TsirhCitna New Member

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    What do you call someone who has no job, talks like a retard and dresses like an even bigger retard?

    A nigger.
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  10. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    ho ho ho, race jokes again!
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  11. mdk

    mdk i dump and i sprout

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    what do i get when i stab a 2 year old in the head with scissors?









    an erection
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    gregrieke20 Well-Known Member

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    I've heard this one before, and obviously I "get it", but to me it never made sense.

    In my experience Mexicans are the hardest working motherfuckers I've ever seen.
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  13. Shup Denzel

    Shup Denzel dhalsim is a hoe nigga

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    why do they put cotton in medicine bottles?



    to remind niggas they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

    *THREAD SHUTDOWN*
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  14. 360

    360 裝褋褣裐裳裛裒袙

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    Hahahahahahahaha wow
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    XQZapproved Well-Known Member

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    wow actually never heard that, thats fuckin great
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  16. g-munz

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    Why did Jesus always lose to Buddha in hand ball cause Buddha doesn't have holes in his hand.
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  17. g-munz

    g-munz -MASS-

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    whats funnier then a dead baby



    a dead baby in a clown suit
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  18. Maytrikz

    Maytrikz Genuine Person Time

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    those two just bodied ^
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  19. MCPamflit

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    Why did the baker have black hands?

    because he kneeded a poo


    why did the baker have black hands


    cause he's african you racist bastard


    what do you call a russian with a cold

    chestikoff

    what do you call a russian with three balls#

    whodyanikabollokoff
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  20. sTeP eAsY

    sTeP eAsY 3rd Ave E

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    whats the best thing about fucking 21 year olds...
    there are 20 of them

    why did princess Diana cross the road...
    she wasnt wearing her seatbelt

    whats the difference between a BMW and a Mercedes...
    princess diana wouldnt b caught dead in a BMW
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