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  1. MCPamflit

    MCPamflit New Member

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    Why do black men wear baggy trousers?
    Cause theyre knee grows


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    Why is Beyonce always saying "to the left, to the left"?

    Cuz niggas aint got no rights!
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  3. MCPamflit

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    Whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

    Dr.Dre
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  4. PhilaTit

    PhilaTit Well-Known Member

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    :funny: :cry:
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  5. Maytrikz

    Maytrikz Genuine Person Time

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    What do you call a fat Asian??





    a chunk
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  6. Get 2 Da Choppa

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    what do you call an indian man who works at a bar?

    bartinder
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    so. i see racist jokes, can i go their? lol someone black gimie a pass
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  8. Get 2 Da Choppa

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    what did the black woman make for dinner?

    chicken



    what did the asian woman make for dinner?

    rice



    what did the indian woman make for dinner?

    curry



    what did the spanish woman make for dinner?

    tacos



    what did the white woman make for dinner?

    reservations
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  9. MCPamflit

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    Whats black and doesn't work?


    Most people in London
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    why did the pencils hate the sharpie?

    because it was black and smelled funny
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  11. MCPamflit

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    why can't stevie wonder read or write?

    because he's black
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  12. Get 2 Da Choppa

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    why did jesus christ never play hockey?

    he was afraid to get 'pinned against the boards'
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  13. Pontus

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    i thoguht the set up was

    "Why are black men so tall"
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  14. Kaysersoze

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    why are dollars green?

    cause the jews picked them before they got ripe
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    ok. this one got me. lol.
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    So a priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk in to a bar...




    ...and that's just the first guy!!!
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  17. TrUbZzZ

    TrUbZzZ I Know JewJitsu

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    iv'e never heard that one....thats great
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  18. MCPamflit

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    Three blondes walk into a bar

    You would of thought one of them would of seen it
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    Why do mexicans drive lowriders?

    So they can drive and pick lettuce at the same time.
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    why arent there any mexicans in Star Trek?


    they dont work in the future either
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