OT I'm having surgery tomorrow

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  1. TsirhCitna

    TsirhCitna New Member

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    these are the results of a thousand electric volts
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  2. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    have them install metals legs.. its a risky operation, but totally worth it
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  3. BelowTheHeavens

    BelowTheHeavens New Member

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    lmao

    you asshole, thats horrible.
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  4. CharroN

    CharroN Well-Known Member

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    Good luck man, I'm sure it wont be half as bad as your anticipating.
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  5. LilFarnum

    LilFarnum Active Member

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    Honestly fam it aint nothin... They put me under for surgery, you go out quick and it feels like minutes when you make up... only bad part was i was groggy as hell when i woke up and i had no clue where i was. Oh and i woke up hungry and i couldnt eat or drink, they had me on the Iv... but other than that its no big deal. Good Luck
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  6. mapleleaf

    mapleleaf bumpin onyx in the jag

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    anesthesia is weird i went under twice a few years ago. i remember it being just weird because i woke up really disoriented, feeling like i only was out for only a minute and realizing a few hours had gone by
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  7. reznick

    reznick New Member

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    dog i got a colonscopy your gonna be just fine
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  8. w1seGUY

    w1seGUY Active Member

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    hahahahaha....*genuine laughs*
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  9. whypeoplesuck

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    ask surgeon general, he doesn't bullshit


    right guys?
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  10. whypeoplesuck

    whypeoplesuck Member

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    ask surgeon general, he doesn't bullshit


    right guys?
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  11. whypeoplesuck

    whypeoplesuck Member

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    ask surgeon general, he doesn't bullshit


    right guys?
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    ScimonomicS New Member

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  13. ScimonomicS

    ScimonomicS New Member

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    whoa.

    i literally sprayed a gulps worth of red stripe onto the monitor @ this.

    i've never been this leaned from something on rm ever, im still laughing

    it feels kind of like time travel. only you travel two hours into the future come to drunk as shit.
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  14. Gridlocked

    Gridlocked DownbytheSea Ya Hurd

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    never had any major surgeries but good luck man
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  15. Oh_No_Its_Kano

    Oh_No_Its_Kano New Member

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    Good luck.

    Might be interesting to ask the surgeon what music he'll be playing whilst doing the surgery, will give you a hint as to whether you will be safe!
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  16. serge dot T

    serge dot T Shotgun Serge

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    Don't blow your knee out again, like I did, lol.
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  17. ReverseOsmosis

    ReverseOsmosis aka Drone

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    wow. that was a classic post.
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  18. reznick

    reznick New Member

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    and posts like these is what keeps me goin baby
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  19. 9DMGTNW

    9DMGTNW Member

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    Its all about having a friend who has surgery so I can get their percs..are you my friend? Lol I know a girl who's had 2 knee surgeries..its gonna suck, but you'll live..she said she was in hella pain the first time and they gave her more drugs, so tell em you got a really low pain tolerance haha
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  20. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    I'll give your grandma heroin and get her pregnant in rehab
    Then during your girlfriend's operation, I'll start having sex with her kneecap
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