OT: Battle to the Death at Home Depot

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  1. Static Legacy

    Static Legacy 3 times of a lotta shit

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    So you are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All ten of you are locked in a standard Home Depot, that is dark except the emergency lights above the exits. The goal is to kill one another to become the last man standing, last person alive gets to leave.

    You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment, for example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. If the equipment needs something to operate, like gas or batteries, the second thing will count as an item. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys.

    What three weapons would you choose, and what would be your strategy?
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  2. Static Legacy

    Static Legacy 3 times of a lotta shit

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    Screwdriver
    Pointed Shovel
    Liquid Soap Big bottle

    I can make a slippery trap with the soap to make people fall, screwdriver for close quaters fighting, and pointed shovel as my main weapon on some blunt force trama shit.
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  3. heebs907

    heebs907 GS ICEY

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    id palm the roog tbh
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  4. FearTheBeard

    FearTheBeard Ballah

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    Chainsaw
    Gas for Chainsaw
    Wood Axe

    I would rev the chainsaw to intimidate motherfuckers, like whos gunna rush a dude holding a chainsaw? You're definitely gettin your flesh torn..

    If bitches did wanna step, I'd chainsaw or axe their ass on some lumberjack shit.
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  5. heebs907

    heebs907 GS ICEY

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    do they sell gas at home depot? lolol
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    Nugget- New Member

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    Atomic bomb, plane with atomic bomb dropping device, atomic bomb proof suit
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  7. TheProle

    TheProle Pls go, Milhouse.

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    You've had two replies. Neither of them have answered the main question at hand. Try a bit harder man. They do sell gas at Home Depot.


    I would take a:
    Weedeater that had a battery that came with it (Long range fighting)
    Axe close quarters
    I would take some Sevin dust or any other kind of insecticide and spray it on people's food and other places to poison them.
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  8. TrUbZzZ

    TrUbZzZ I Know JewJitsu

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    is it weird i think of scenarios like this all the time?

    and if home depot is completely dark you couldnt see at all
    might wanna change that to like...idk very dim lighting...cuz then nobody would be able to see shit...

    iight well

    A Machete
    bottle of soap as well
    Hammer


    Basically just regulate on you muthafuckaz....not on a hide and wait til you come by tactic.....ill be out there tryna find every one of you.... and if i see you....but wanna act stupid ill run from you...once yu give chase ill drop that soap watch you slip...turn around and jason your ass
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  9. phillyfire

    phillyfire New Member

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    Sledgehammer,multiple illegal immagrants(the be right outside and you can buy them),...a fucking nail gun
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  10. TrUbZzZ

    TrUbZzZ I Know JewJitsu

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    LMFAO @ illegal immigrants.....this dudes a genius
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  11. heebs907

    heebs907 GS ICEY

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    id buy 3 rolls of duct tape

    and kill you all with my rep
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  12. Static Legacy

    Static Legacy 3 times of a lotta shit

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  14. D-Lor

    D-Lor Well-Known Member

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    LOL When i searched for "home depot muriatic acid' a thread with this title came up, so I guess i'm not as original as I thought. however, that man wanted to use a sprayer to spread the acid. no no no, here's what you do.

    Muriatic acid

    *Liquid chlorine*

    Gas mask


    Moonwalk out the door.
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  15. deadBeat

    deadBeat BVA, who is this fella?

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    Home Depot's site is down so I used Lowe's; the three items in my list are links:

    "Construction Bar"

    One roll of "Game Fence"

    "Telescoping Cultivator"


    The Construction bar would make a great close range weapon.
    The Cultivator would be a nice long range weapon. If some one is charging me, hold it out as far as it goes and aim for the face. That thing looks scary as fuck.
    The Game Fence is coiled and could be carried around easily, and used to set up fences and traps when I need them.

    I could carry all 3 around comfortably, and I would be covered in the 3 main areas: close range, long range, and strategy/battlefield tactics.

    Maybe I'd sub the fence for a box of tile/doorknobs that I could use as projectiles.

    Edit: construction bar was chosen because it has an advantage over things like hammers and screwdrivers - It can pry things open. I'm sure that would come in handy somewhere.
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  16. Al Gorgeous

    Al Gorgeous New Member

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    nail gun.
    twix bar.

    the twix can count as two.
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