Discussion in 'Battle Video Archives' started by Mc_Snyder, Oct 7, 2003.
Hey, I'm in Oakland, too. Where are you in the Town?
Stop pretending to be something that you will never be, Whitey....
Stupid KKK members like you need a good ass-whoopin....Bitch
SHUUUTT THE FUCK UP, LONER....TRYING TO GET FRIENDS OVER THE INTERNET IS THE MOST PATHETIC THING ANYONE CAN HOPE TO ACHIEVE...
LOL DOESN'T SURPRISE ME THOUGH...YOUR HELLA UGLY
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?.....
You can't fuck a rock.
okay im bout to school u katz on Racist Jokes.. i'll start slow.. then work my way up (ANd im sorry i mostly know black jokes.. cuz i now live in tha south.. & Old BLack Men.. love to tell them for some reason (Tha rednecks really have corny ones tha best are from Black people who got them over tha years)
ight i'll just open up wit a Easy Mexican one though
Q: Why Doesn't Mexico Have an Olympic Team?
A: Cuz All The Ones that Can Run/Swim & Jump have left tha country
Q:Why Do Black People Use Clear Trashbags
A: So Mexicans Can Window Shop
Q: What do you call a Bunch of Mexicans around a house?
A: A Spi-cket Fence
Ight lets get into some black ones.. Im gonna put "N" for tha Black Racial Slur
Q: How Do You Stop 5 "N's" From rape'n a white woman?
A: Throw Them a Basketball
Q: How Do You Make a "N" Commit Suicide?
A: Throw A Bucket of Chicken into Traffic
Q: Why Do "N's" Alwayz have sex on their mind?
A: Because they have pubic hair on their head
Q: What Did the "N" See when he looked up his Family Tree?
A: A Guerrilla Shitting On his face
Q: What Do You Call a African Whore?
A: A fuckin "N"
Q: Wut do you call a "N" in a Tree?
A: A Branch Manager
Q: Why Do Ethiopians Smear Shit on tha wall's during a wedding?
A: To keep tha fly's off the bride
Q: Whats Black/Red/Melting and beating on plastic?
A: A "N" baby in a microwave
Q: What Are the 2 things that a "N" never has?
A: A father & a Job
Q: Whats The ONE thing that you dont' want to call a Black person.. that starts with N and ends in R?
Q: What do you call a million "Ns" Runnin down a Mountain?
A: A Mudslide
Q: What do you call a bus full of "N" Children fallin off a cliff?
A: A God damn shame, cuz they could of fit one more.
and for my last one.. to finish it all off
Q: Wut do "N's" & Semen have in common?
A: Only 1 out of a Billion actually work.
Now bow..... (im laughin cuz i actually sat here and remembered most these lol)
But yeah im not racist.. simply on tha fact, my black uncle/aunt & 6 cousin's would probably lynch me lol
but holla atcha boy!
pz - Salvdor
Racist jokes are the best.
Those ethiopian jokes kill me.
Wow, your moronic statements just make me laugh.
KKK??? Are you even trying anymore? The people I've met from this board, like P Nut, Okwerdz, Stratus, Fozzit, Phillipdrummond, ThaBoRat, Alexis, Kail, AOK, they can all tell you that I am NOT white in the least. Why do you want me to be white so badly?
Now I'm just convinced that every time you see my name in a thread you hop in and say somethin bad about me, like a little girl in high school who got her heart broken.
how do u circumsize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw
thats all i got
Holy shit, that is funny, though.
U BIT EYEDEA
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLMALMALMAO OMF GOMF GOM GLOLZ LOL ZLOLZ LOLZOLZ
"Lik a little in high school who get her heart broken" ~EYEDEA
PROVED MY POINT.
GO AHEAD AND DIE NOW......
U WILL NEVER BE FAMOUS
is this true verbal you bit eyedea and lost becuz of it?
-sighs say it ain't so
oh my goodness that was crazy!!!
alright lets get away from the racist jokes, on to DEAD BABY JOKES. holler
what sits in front of a mirror, is red and gets smaller and smaller
a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler
whats worse than a dead baby in a garbage can
a dead baby in 10 garbage cans
whats the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls
you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork
whats more fun than spinning a baby on a clothes line
stopping it with a shovel
whats is bright blue, pink and sizzles
a baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet
why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby
cause you get a womb with a view
my contribution to the sickness of this thread
eh, it's a long stoy. To make a long story short, I didn't know I was biting the line, and then my homie played me the battle and I was like, "Ah, I suppose they do sound exactly the same." But ya know, I can't blame cats for thinkin I bit the line, they do sound exactly alike.
But what I CAN blame is cats like Kuya who really don't know shit, and it seems like every post they've made in here is just towards me, which makes you my own personal groupie.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 part dead baby. 1 part ice cream and root beer.
maaannnnnn Shuuuttt yo white, crakka ass up, fuckinn losah....
"..cats like Kuya who really don't know shit.." : really? REALLY? I-....I DON'T--.
N-GGA LET ME TELL U SOMTHIN....WHEN ERRBODY AND YO OPPONENT TURN AGAINST YO WHITE, CRAKKA ASS SAYIN U BITE EYEDEA, BITCH, WHO Y'ALL GON BELIEVE? THE FAGGOT WHO'S GETTIN BLAMED CUZ HE BIT, OR THE CROWD?
*shakes head*..............you lost, and the Only Reason I'm slammin you is cuz you just WOULD NOT ADMIT IT....
BITERS like You Need Serious Help....cuz if u think ur a real emcee, then u should just seriously go to your little kitchen, pull out the biggest knife u can find, and thrust it deep inside your right ear....
damn this kuya cat is mad weird, pass is hella black with a beard like a deadly lumberjack. and you messed up the joke, its how do you make a baby float. a glass of root beer and 2 scoops of dead baby (1 if dieting)
plese give back Asswurdz's dick now
To Kuya and Verbal
Wasup Verbal, this is Aaron.
Kuya - Why are you on Verbal's dick so bad. Back the fuckk off, all your bitchin aint gunna help nothin. The guy is black with an afro. He is not white, and guess what, neither am I. But what does race have to do with anything. Racist.
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