Omg The Most Funniest Joke You'll Ever Read! ( Caution U May Die Laughing Of This )

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  1. Badalistic.

    Badalistic. New Member

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    why do women have small feet??






    so they can stand closer to the sink.
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  2. FLIP_ruckus

    FLIP_ruckus ..|.. (o_o) ..|..

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    what do u call a girl version of JIN?

    JENthamc hahahahah
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  3. Anakin GW

    Anakin GW New Member

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    ^^^^^ hahaha

    I am in no way racist but

    who u start a ni**a joke ?




    yo ima tell you a ni**a joke ?

    all in clean fun im not in anyway racist
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  4. Spacer

    Spacer New Member

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    i just want to say that the whole race shit is played out.
    i have white friends and they all say mexican jokes and some of them are funny. i dont give a damn if youre white green or blue.
    its ok for me to hear jokes about ûûûûks.ûûûûûûûs. and all that shit...
    its funny.......
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  5. 360

    360 裝褋褣裐裳裛裒袙

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    what do u call a mexican in a lexus ??





    thief










    how do u stop black kids from jumping on beds ??



    put valcro on the cieling.






    what do black people carry for id ??










    Shit.
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  6. Awtasee

    Awtasee Your Favourite Celeb'

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    what would ypu call the flinestones if they were all a bunch of dirty ni99ers...




























    a bunch of dirty ni99ers
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  7. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    What's yellow, black and funny as hell.






    A school bus full of black kids fallin off a cliff

    Hahahahah
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  8. Anakin GW

    Anakin GW New Member

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    ^^^^lmao
    im gonna use it at my next christmas party
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  9. knowmad

    knowmad New Member

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    LMAO this is the funniest thread i ever seen. hahaha

    i got one.
    How many J-e-w-s can you fit in a VW beetle?

















    54







    2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray! :)
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  10. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    You ruined the Flintstones joke. It really goes "What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?" and then they go "..What?" and you say "..Ni66ers".

    Classic.
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  11. Mc_Snyder

    Mc_Snyder New Member

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    my post has been corrupted with racial jokes shit is funny, but u guys have taken over hahaha im just a pawn in this thread now
    -sighs and walks out
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  12. Koz

    Koz Arnold Schwarzenegger

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    GANGSTA
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  13. Koz

    Koz Arnold Schwarzenegger

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    GANGSTA!!!!

    Pack FM is a pimp extraordinare
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  14. LordHysider

    LordHysider Bawler

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    hahahahha at this thread, what a good laugh
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  15. ChItOwNLuV

    ChItOwNLuV In your girls ass!

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    This thread is great, and might I give a big fuck you to anyone complaining about racist jokes....who the fuck cares, they are just jokes and will always be that way, until someone runs up and says one of them in a serious manner deserving a beat down.....here are my contributions to the outright racist jokes...

    Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
    A: A pizza can feed a family of four.


    Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
    A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes

    Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
    A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.

    Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
    A: Drowns

    Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
    A: You know she'll swallow.

    Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
    A: Quarter pounder with cheese.

    Q: What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea?
    A: I'm melting!

    Q: How do you blindfold a chinese person?
    A: Dental floss.

    Q:What did Adolf Hitler get his neice for her birthday?
    A: An easy bake oven.

    Q: What do you call two ethiopians in a sleeping bag?
    A: Twix.

    Enjoy you greezy bastards!
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  16. Mc_Snyder

    Mc_Snyder New Member

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    this guys a fukin genius lol shit is hilarious big props to whoever the hell took 30 minutes to type all those down lollll
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  17. Kuya

    Kuya AKA V-MAX

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    Your a fucking loser...by the way, this verbal crudshit is the same retard who bit eyedea and lost the battle badly at battle avenue...what a fucking dumbshit racist...

    by the way, I got a good one

    WHY DID VERBAL MARKSMAN LOSE THE EMCEE BATTLE


    -BECAUSE HE BIT AN EYEDEA LINE!!!!

    go ahead and die now, ugly
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  18. Mc_Snyder

    Mc_Snyder New Member

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    LMAOOO DONT BE SURPRISED IF HE RESPONDS BACK PISSED! lmaoo
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  19. Verbal Marksman

    Verbal Marksman Inverted Speech Syndicate

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    ^^^
    I'm not pissed, actually. I find it pretty assuring that somebody would actually devote time to just post about me, like I said something to you or somethin.

    Oh, and I'm not racist you fucking moron, I'm actually part Ethiopian, and an Ethiopian friend of mine told me those jokes. Do you study my life in your free time, or what?
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  20. ChefX

    ChefX The Shogun

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    Yo here are a few

    Whats the flattest surface to iron jeans on?

    A white girls ass!

    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One, white guys will screw anything

    Whats the most confusing holiday in harlem?

    Fathers Day

    Why don't you throw things at a mexican on a bike?

    Cause it might be your bike

    If I offended anyone,
    Good, cause I don't give a fuck
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