Omg The Most Funniest Joke You'll Ever Read! ( Caution U May Die Laughing Of This )

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  1. Mc_Snyder

    Mc_Snyder New Member

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    What does a Ghost like about a female..........







    Her...


























    BOOOOOOty get it? ROFLL
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  2. ChItOwNLuV

    ChItOwNLuV In your girls ass!

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    That shit is funny as hell................................................that is the same reason I like your mother!
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  3. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    I thought pretending a joke was funny, then saying a stupid joke instead died out.
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  4. Mc_Snyder

    Mc_Snyder New Member

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    nah, but i got a better one..

    Knock knock
    whos there?
    Billy
    Billy who?
    Billy jean
    Oh ill be right out!


    ROFLLLL
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  5. D1se On3

    D1se On3 New Member

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    i got some dumb ones...

    1.How do you fix a dish washer?









    -You slap her







    2. Why did osama bin laden kill his three wives?








    -Because he took off their panties and saw bush





    -Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?









    -because her teacher told her to do an essay.
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  6. Mistake

    Mistake Dougie Darko

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    they were slightly humerous!!
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  7. Verbal Marksman

    Verbal Marksman Inverted Speech Syndicate

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    My homie at school told me some really racist ass jokes:

    1. What is the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans?





    -A pair of jeans only has one fly.

    2. What do a Mexican woman and a brick have in common?





    - They're both dirty and get laid by Mexican men.



    BY THE WAY- I only think these jokes are funny because of how racist they are, I do not actually agree with this shit. But still, hahaha
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  8. eNiGma

    eNiGma boogie down..

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    LMAO at the fly joke...
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  9. THE m AGE

    THE m AGE soon

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    CAUTION : THIS JOKE IS EVILM and BY NO MEANS AM I RACIST.




    Whats the differnce between a J-E-W and a pizza pie?










    the Pizza doesnt scream when U put it in the oven.




    again, its a joke. I love ûûûs. ûûûs are great. I dated a ûûûish girl once. teh country is run by ûûûs.! (smiley smile smile(
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  10. ThaBoRat

    ThaBoRat New Member

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    racist jokes are wack

    peace
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  11. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    Yea they aren't. I've heard like all the ones so far. What do you call a dirty ûûû, who makes mix CDs for people.













    DJ ûûûhair.
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  12. .:ILLiterit:.

    .:ILLiterit:. New Member

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    yo

    why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?

    because KFC is closed.
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  13. pizzle

    pizzle New Member

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    i think you guys should pull your heads out of your ass and realize that racist jokes are wack and never funny.
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  14. PACK FM

    PACK FM SuperFMakalishusness

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    HAHAHAHHA

    what do u tell a woman with 2 black eyes?







    Nothing...u already told that bitch 2wice
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  15. STRATUS

    STRATUS my 9 mm goes BANG!!!!!!!

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    since when are racist jokes not funny????
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  16. PlastinatedMD

    PlastinatedMD Eclectic Quail LA Vice

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    I'm mixed and I still gotta agree with Stratus. If anything rascist jokes help break down racial barriers. Taking race too seriously is what causes violence.

    And if you wanna here some jokes in bad taste, how about this?

    What do you do when you see a (man of whatever race) drowning?

    Toss him his wife and kids

    How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

    Cut the rope

    What's the one pair of shoes a (Black or Mexican guy) doesn't own?

    Work Boots

    and an oldy but goody: (Man this one is really wack)

    What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

    Drop it (Racial slur for Black people)
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  17. sixty cycle hum

    sixty cycle hum short arms, deep pockets

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    serious. racist jokes are always funny. why would anyone take them seriously...theyre jokes.
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  18. ThaBoRat

    ThaBoRat New Member

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    someone would take them seriously because it's making a mockery out of something they hold sacred. i personally could give a fuck if someone cracks a white joke or whatever (cuz i'm white), but i'm just saying i can definitely see how people get offended by them...

    peace
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  19. D1se On3

    D1se On3 New Member

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    Racist jokes are like the ONLY funny jokes that are like that. NO ONE that i've come across in my life has EVER gotten mad when someone cracks a mexican joke or whatever...lol blondes are the only ones i've seen get offended lol
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  20. React360

    React360 I Eat Breffis.

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    Wow Rasict jokes are silly as hell. Just because people are too uptight about that shit. Anyways Peace to Mexicans only
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