OMFG @ This GROSS shit...

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by [ Yung Truth ], Nov 3, 2004.

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  1. [ Yung Truth ]

    [ Yung Truth ] fuck u, pay me

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    The other day I was talkin to one of my female friends at lunch and she was telling me about something that her mom heard about that happened in florida....the story was that this woman, dont recall what age, but she was black...was feelin kinda bad so she went to the doctor and she found out that she had MAGGOTS growing inside of her.....and the doctor told her that she either had to have either EATEN some maggot eggs, had sex with a dead body that had maggots...or had sex with a person that HAS or has HAD sex with a dead body that had maggots.......


    I was like.....ok? so the woman ate some fuckin maggot eggs , big deal........she was like "no, the lady's husband is a mortician".





    she told me this at LUNCH people.

    on fuckin pizza day too
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  2. Troll

    Troll New Member

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    Holy shit that's gross.
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  3. Dely

    Dely In The Trap

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    roflmaoooooooo@on pizza day
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  4. -Steve Witz-

    -Steve Witz- ya dig

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    heard the same shit around my way, i think its just a made up story that got popular
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  5. Dunpeal

    Dunpeal Graying men, mmm

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  6. X sample

    X sample New Member

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    omg thats fucked up..

    haha
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  7. Maurkadi

    Maurkadi Well-Known Member

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    she should file for a divorce immediately
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  8. Jaye Mesa

    Jaye Mesa He Won't Stop

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    Anybody heard the one of the McDonalds customer that had a cockroach born in her gums and it burrowed out?
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  9. Dunpeal

    Dunpeal Graying men, mmm

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    WTF!!!!!
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  10. Calixtro

    Calixtro ___1982

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    i thought it was some fly eggs.. and instead of gums, they were trapped in the inner skin of the mouth
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  11. Dizasta_HHW

    Dizasta_HHW The Horror

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    lol "It was pizza day" I ain't heard anyone say that shit in a while
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  12. Enginear1

    Enginear1 Im Back

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    yummm.. maggots.
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  13. Old Soul

    Old Soul Nipple Nibbler

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    This myth is like 10 years old... I don't believe it.
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  14. Cluster-One

    Cluster-One Active Member

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    no surprise, if i was a mortician, i'd fuck mad dead bitches too, if they brought in lindsay lohan after she been dead for 2 hours and left yall alone, you tellin me you wouldnt hit it?.. shut the fuck up
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  15. Dunpeal

    Dunpeal Graying men, mmm

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    Sorry, I like the body to be warm and not stiff from rigomortis when I bone.
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  16. Calixtro

    Calixtro ___1982

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    thats nasty man..



    imagine tho.. fuckin a dead girl then all of the sudden her eyes open up wide...
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  17. OurSin

    OurSin lol @ equality

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    that's sick..but this made me laugh for some reason.....

    ahaha @ ...."No....here husband was a mortician"..LMFAOOO....sounds like a dirty joke to me...
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  18. Jaye Mesa

    Jaye Mesa He Won't Stop

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    Yea over here it was a roach in the gums.
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  19. Jaye Mesa

    Jaye Mesa He Won't Stop

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    rigamortis isnt a permanent effect. It wares off after awhile. lmao
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  20. Cluster-One

    Cluster-One Active Member

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    the body will stay warm for 12 hours..

    so most yall would fuck a pissed drunk girl thats passed out but dead girl is over the line..? cmon homie
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