Ok, so you've divorced a guy and it was all done two years ago..

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  1. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Hahahahaa....

    Oh, @doslavozes, you are such a romantic...
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  2. doslavozes

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    I know right, I love romance. There's no better feeling than looking a girl straight in her eyes and telling her "you gon' get this work" And then proceeding to piledrive her into oblivion spilling seed like Mike Tyson fighting a bird feeder.

    And once you look her in the eyes while unloading enough DNA to film a few episodes of CSI, there's nothing better than a nice nap, followed by a cold beverage, a sandwich and Sportscenter highlights.

    Remember this if you ever wonder what your man wants for a Holiday. Don't buy a sweater/watch/accessory that would just have to be returned. Sex is a "one size fits all" gift that instantly makes us 8 years old on the inside.

    But I'm a romantic so I like to think about the sweet stuff. :)
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  3. doslavozes

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    I can only imagine what my Honeymoon will be like if I ever get married. That's a dangerous thought.
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  4. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    I never had a honeymoon. We were young and broke. Have never traveled or been out of Ontario, really (Once to the Casino in Sault Michigan, lol).

    Your girl is gonna be a lucky lady, me thinks, you'll have her laughing ALL the time. :)
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  5. doslavozes

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    I'm the lucky one, because I met you. :)
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  6. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    One would certainly think so, but I don't know if it's a steady flow, or a lump sum she's living on. Those stars have an extravagant lifestyle...so money can't last forever.
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  7. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    You're gonna rot my teeth, young man.
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  8. GaLaTeA

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    Starting to suspect that aformentioned dude is either having his ex wife taken out, or is soon offing himself.

    Guess it'll be cheaper than paying the 2 extra mil she's demanding.
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  9. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Yikes.


    Do keep us informed, though, lol. Sounds like a Sunday night movie special.
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  10. zyclon B gas

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    rich divorces are usually caused by the male as the wage earner and yes, they have to keep the woman in the life she's accustom to. sometimes it's ridiculous but you're talking about a very small percentage of divorces; they're just publicized so you read about them more.

    in regular cases, you're talking about a woman that hasn't worked for years except as a mother and housekeeper, or has worked but is making shit wages cuz she also handles the kids and chores. the man generally doesn't do much except on weekends and being with the kids after work. if he does spend time with the kids, it's more on the fun side and less on the changing diapers, feeding, etc. side.

    the woman getting half or whatever does hurt, but you also have to remember that the woman is now a single mom (in most cases the mom gets custody) and has to do all of the childcare, housework, full-time job if she's lucky, pay all the bills and support the children, and in most cases is only getting an extra 50-300$ a month for that.

    meanwhile, the guy is now a single, eligible bachelor, has no extra expenses except every other weekend (1.5-2 days) spending time with the kid(s) and doing fun things with the kid(s), then back to eligible bachelor status. he doesn't pay for 3-4 people, he pays for 1. he can live in an apartment that costs $800 a month instead of a house that costs $1,600 a month.

    in the opposite case where the woman is the breadwinner and the man is the housewife, generally the man will get custody and the woman does have to pay him. even if he doesn't get custody, she has to pay him so he can find a place and re-establish himself in the workforce.

    ya'll talk about specific examples of shittiness without seeing the overall picture.
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  11. L u c y

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    somewhere the Pankhurst sisters weep
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  12. doslavozes

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    Either that or you'd get diabetes on the first kiss. Either way baby, either way.

    Honestly you're so pretty that I wouldn't report it if you raped me. Well I might, but just so I can see you again at the police lineup.

    :smidack:
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  13. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    I'll wear a mesh bag over my head, you'd never know it was me.

    I'll bring my own toys, too.
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  14. Geedorah

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    Isnt about money.
    She wants to make him feel sorry.
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  15. doslavozes

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    I will click here for more details. :)
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  16. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    They do it because they can. The laws make it easy, so they take as much as they can get.
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  17. Tacky Jones

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    so the moral of the story is marry a rich bitch, and take her to the cleaners if shit goes bad?
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  18. doslavozes

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    Either that or just don't get married at all. I feel like getting married is like having a roommate who slightly dislikes you more and more as the years go on but neither of you have the energy to get up and leave. But I'm just an optimist.
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  19. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    I wouldn't get married again, that's for sure. I'm also not a greedy bitch, so no worries there either, lol
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  20. Tacky Jones

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    So you're saying we'll just be friends with benefits then?
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