OK Ladies, No Homo, But What Does It Mean When Yo Cat Fartz??

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  1. S. Alpha

    S. Alpha RM.COM NURTURED ME

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    I mean, every girl I have had sex with cat farts, I always found it kinda funny and I would say shit like "yeah, I got yo shit gaspin for air", but I never really knew what it meant when the cat farts. Does that mean that you just hittin it from the right angle and create air pockets(what someone told me) or what. Let me know!
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  2. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    Are you using cat as a code name for "Vagina". Cuz I have no idea what you're saying right there.

    If you are, you're talking about Quiff's? I have no idea, you've gone and lost me lmao :/
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  3. innn0sense

    innn0sense New Member

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    i wouldnt know but im guessin its da air pocket theory...........?
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  4. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    my cat farts yo, but not as often as he used to
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  5. AliasNumber1

    AliasNumber1 New Member

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    my kitty cat doesn't fart but she sneezes... it's soooooooooooooooo cute.... shes all like "achuuuu!" *he~he~he!!1*...............
    NO HOMO
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  6. Mellow Madness

    Mellow Madness aKa sTaTiK

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    Means U Got A Small Ass Dick.. If The Air Is Seeping Out.
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  7. Sho-Down

    Sho-Down RockItPro.com

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    queefing

    It's fucking disgusting lol, I knew this girl that could do it, nasty whore spread her legs and queefed loud as shit. Even the word 'queef' gives me the shivers
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  8. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    they had some chick on howard stern doing that...dick clark couldnt take it
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  9. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    ROTF @ Dick clark not being able to handle it.

    My cat also farts. It's fucking gross :/
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  10. id rather eat shyt
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  11. *NativeTongue*

    *NativeTongue* New Member

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    my cat never farts

    but if ur talking about females yea thats queefing, i learned that word from south park
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  12. menaz

    menaz Avant Garde

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    QUEEF
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  13. DjayCasper

    DjayCasper Eh Fuck It.

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    i had a dog that farted.
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  14. In-Awe.

    In-Awe. .. Speak On It..

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    A queef is caused by fresh, clean air getting pushed or sucked into the vagina and then pushed out again. It gets pushed in by the penis during sex, or by a dildo or vibrator if the woman is masturbating.

    Yup...

    And It Smells Only As Nasty As The Coochie It Came Out Of..

    Yup....
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  15. MisterE

    MisterE Look @ His Face Now!

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    ^^^



    jesus christ thank god.....i cant believe no one in this thread knew whut caused a queef.....
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  16. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i knew.....but chose not to discuss.....

    and when it happens i just make my dick talk to smooth the awkward situation.
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  17. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    It's because of a pocket of air.. "DUH"....

    I mean what a fucken question... like it "means" anything .. it means some air got in there and the force pushes it out ..

    mystery solved dumb ass
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  18. Bigg Ceezar

    Bigg Ceezar Chairman of the Board

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    There was a thread just like a this a year or two ago. All about "pussy farts" or whatever you wanna call 'em. Some li'l dipshit was bein' all immature about it an' I had to set him straight. Oh, yeah, for those of you that don't know, I used to be Bigg Caesar... had to change my screen name 'cause that account got locked for some reason. Whatever. Kind of a fresh start.

    Hmmm, I wonder if that thread is still on the site somewhere.
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  19. X sample

    X sample New Member

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    as cypress hill said..."the pussy fart was a muthafuckin work of art"..

    lol
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  20. Bigg Ceezar

    Bigg Ceezar Chairman of the Board

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    LOL!!

    Wooooooooooord.
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