Oh my God they gave me my new aid for like 2 days

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  1. Smouble ML

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    Paper C, how old r u?
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  2. Smouble ML

    Smouble ML 90% In NFL Playoff Predictions

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    Also, I can see u becoming jaded and this chick
    Using you soooooo bad. If I.were you id stay away. But you wont.
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  3. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Lmao

    Not to mention every day she was here I bought her Chinese food for dinner

    Oh my God Lmao I was tricking crazy on her I just can't contain myself
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  4. DaAlmightyDolla

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    was she a general tso's or a beef and broccoli type of girl?
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    wait.... every day she was there?

    man what do you think a magical week went by or someshit? that all transpired over like 2 days.
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  6. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Lol

    She got like shrimp and broccoli

    She'd do some fly shit like let me look at the Chines menu

    And then be like ah I want this but I don't have any money

    Knowing damn well I can't resist her and would buy her anything she wants lmao

    I've tricked hundreds of dollars on her already

    My mom is in charge of my settlement and I have a debit card for it and I called her and told her I need 300 dollars to get a membership to the gym for the year

    And she fell for it

    Now I can buy mad weed so I can keep smoking blunts with her everyday
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  7. DaAlmightyDolla

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    busta youre a heartless creature... dont you know time stands still when 2 hearts connect in eternal love
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  8. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    I'm 26
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  9. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    normally I'm entertained, but this depresses the shit outta me that you actually did/do this. you're not gonna get pussy, she won't be your gf, and you're gonna end up relapsing all for this chick. when you try to hit it or ask her out, she's gonna friend-zone you so fast, but you'll keep buyin her shit for that hope that more will develop. then when nothing does and she leaves and finds someone else to take care of her needs and doesn't talk to you, you'll be pissed and out thousands of dollars.

    like, you conned your mom to buy some worthless chick food and weed, that's obviously using you for money and weed (which her and her friend probably con you into thinking is kush to charge a premium and keep the dough while shorting you on the weight). why do you feel good about this?
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    bingo
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  11. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    This is real shit.

    In a matter of days a person can feel like they've known someone for years if the connection is right.
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  12. Superman70

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    I dont even know what to say. You're hopeless.

    You damn near died partly because of a female and you learned absolutely nothing.

    Don't they do some kind of mental test at the institution you were at?

    When you get fucked up again, your mom should sue them for letting you roam free.
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  13. P. Chase

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    I really don't know

    I just love her and I do believe I could get with her

    She says she has high standards but maybe I could meet those standards? I don't know

    I just like tricking on her I really don't know why it is sick and twisted I just want to make her happy and give her everything she wants or asks for
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  14. zyclon B gas

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    you'll never meet those standards cuz she knows she already has you by the balls, though she'll never touch your balls, and you're in a rehab house or w/e.

    you love every girl you meet, so what's new about that.
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  15. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    He probably already got it from that pregnant girl.
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  16. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Bruh that's all good.

    These nigguhs acting like they haven't ever spent money on a female.

    They acting like you're the first person to buy a bitch weed and food.

    They are being impossible.

    Shine my young nigguh.

    If tricking off is what makes YOU happy, then do it.

    Blow ya stacks on that bitch so you can see her beautiful luminescent smile.

    That's what it's all about.

    Life is measured by smiles, laughter and tears bruh. If at the end of your life you can look back and remember smiling more times than you shed tears, well then that's a beautiful fucking life no matter what these haters say.

    Salute.
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  17. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    She's going to dangle that carrot for as long as she can. You're never going to get it. You're going to keep spending money and you're never going to get her and it's going to make you fucking miserable. More miserable than you are by yourself. Just stop. Just fucking stop.
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  18. DaAlmightyDolla

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    i wonder if h20 is pimpin laticia.... somebody has to. i dont think shes an independent contractor
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  19. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    Like I can already see the thread where it finally breaks you and you tell her about the thousands of dollars you spent on her and she say it's not her fault because she never said she was going to be your girl and you can't understand how it happened and why you spent so much money on her and you feel so stupid.
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  20. P. Chase

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    Word you the man Jook you're my dog

    They just hate on me unnconditionally

    At the end of the day that's who I am I'm an extremely nice guy so yeah I'll buy her whatever she wants, does she have me by the balls? Maybe but I just don't care and I still think one day I can get with her

    Never know what could happen

    And no zylcon I'm not in a rehab house I WAS at a rehab/nursing home for 2 years but now I am in an apartment building.
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