Oh boy, what's the worst part about being 50+ and dating a 18 year old? Well....

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  1. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Cons:

    She's probably never seen Star Wars...

    She's probably never heard of Hootie and the Blowfish...

    She's a good designated driver, but can't go into most places, clubs, etc...


    Pros:

    Attractive...

    In good shape...

    No wrinkles...

    Probably doesn't have a 10 year history of whoring around, getting beat by boyfriends, or having 6 children...

    Is hopeful about life, instead of jaded...

    Has no concept of complex relationship conditions...


    ...so with that being said, what does one buy them as a wedding present? A fake ID? :idk:
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  2. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    Noble's 50?


    buy him some Viagra.
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    serious?
    how is that a con?
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  4. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    ...guess I forgot to add she's not missing out on anything...could go both ways, as a pro and con...:funny:
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  5. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    and if that doesn't work, tell him to call me, I'll come stretch you out, G.
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  6. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    without Viagra, just a mean Dick.
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  7. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    con - immature as hell
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  8. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    ...yeah, that can pose a problem.
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  9. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    damn yugos...
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  10. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    :funny:
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  11. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    Coming online and low key projecting your own real life situation about it?

    so GalaTea, is it hard dating a 50 year old guy being 18?
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  12. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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  13. Alias3000

    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    haha...you posting a fake login that YOU probably created is not annoying me...using up RM.com bandwidth maybe...I'm sure the owner will tap you on your ass for it after he sees you're wasting his money...
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  14. Shadow

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    I know i'd tap her on the booty
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  15. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Dude, you're panicking hard. Any relations to Luxuria?
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  16. Ignorant

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    A 50 year old and an 18 year old is just sick... I mean, I like 'em young, too, but damn!! I can't be dating my grand daughter's friends and shit.

    It's hard for me to talk to a chick younger than 25, sometimes... I've reached that point where it's like "damn, you're young... I was in college when you were in diapers."

    But I still get early 20 something chicks steppin' to me... they think I'm in my mid 20s.
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  17. Shadow

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    I like how Gal ignored my last comment :)
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  18. GaLaTeA

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    ...you'll get me in trouble bauss, with my wifi being reduced to an easybake oven...:funny::scared::funny:

    It's utter stupidity with both parties, imo. And I'm not sure how such a relationship can function long-term. One of my family's friends has a wife around 16 years his junior, they got married when she was 18 ~ there was a baby on the way, but they're still together, which is amazing in a way.

    I'm sorry...:scared:
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  20. NOBLE SOLDIER

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    iah i like that my women gets flirted with.. even tho i still think alias is a weirdo..
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