Off Topic: Woman Gets Face And Hands Ripped Off By Monkey

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  1. Caustic

    Caustic H.ated N.ow I.n C.anada

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    wow..


    first one to reference this wins

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  2. BLAZE-WON

    BLAZE-WON GOD BODY

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    actually homie, this old as hell
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  3. Caustic

    Caustic H.ated N.ow I.n C.anada

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    is it? she was oprah like last week i thought.
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  4. BLAZE-WON

    BLAZE-WON GOD BODY

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    yeah but this happened way earlier this year.




    i just checked the news and it says february. i remember hearing about it.
    chimps are prolly on of the most aggressive of the primate species.
    you can't have them as pets once they reach adulthood.

    bitch shoulda had a gorilla.
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  5. JobOne

    JobOne Man of the Hour

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    Damn, I didn't know chimpanzees can be so brutal and so strong. That's crazy that it ripped off her hands too.
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  6. JobOne

    JobOne Man of the Hour

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    It didn't help that she gave it Xanax even though it had never taken it before.
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  7. BLAZE-WON

    BLAZE-WON GOD BODY

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    Dude chimps are 5 times stronger than a strong adult. The fucking things have like 2% fat and the rest is all muscle.

    Them fuckers can't swim tho...hahhahahaha
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    BLAZE-WON GOD BODY

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    hahahaha.
    Good thing she didn't give it ecstasy....that chimp woulda been getting some monkey loving. hahahahahah
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  10. soljaragz

    soljaragz Dijkstras

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    i wish that happens to taz.. then he can't rap..better yet choke on a lamb bone and die
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  11. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    Yeah, a grown chimp could pick up a grown man and throw him into a wall
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    Baron Mynd Swaggersaurus Rex

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    thats fucked up......ive shot at a monkey before....
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  14. BLAZE-WON

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    And prolly would. Why anyone would own a full grown Chimp is beyond me. It's prolly safer to own a fucking Lion and shit.


    I had an uncle that owned a little spider monkey and one day i guess he was neglecting it or it snapped and all of a sudder his wife was walking by the cage and it grabbed her hair and just started banging her head into the cage. Him ripping her hair out was the only way she got loose. Now imagine what a big ass 200lb ape could do.

    Humans are probably the weakest primate for our relative size.

    Ironically gorillas are one of the least agressive primates.
    Sorry ya'll i took animal science in college, shit is interesting.
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