NTL Topics!!! HOME TEAMS COME IN and cHOOSE 1!!!

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  1. Insanevillian

    Insanevillian STILL in CHARGE

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    If u dont choose before Tuesday 8:00 PM Pacific TIME...

    U lose HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE...

    1. Explain your life as a Text superstar... in public

    2. U are in your bedroom trying to bust a nut... and your grandmother catches u in the act... explain

    3. U are abducted by the sesame street characters...

    4. You are massively overweight and u are some bomb ass chicks BLIND date... how does it go...

    5. you find out that you have testicular cancer… Mr. Blue Vein’s two nutty friends have to be removed. Write a goodbye letter to your testicles.

    6. White America

    7. What a Girl Wants

    8. Freedom

    9. The Confederate Flag

    10. Hip Hop vs Rap

    11. you're on the verge of a breakdown, you just lost your job, your girlfreind dumped you, and you cant afford your rent, when you get home to your run down apartment, you sit down and decide to do it, you're gonna pull the trigger, no questions asked, but then you get a phone call, the conversation makes you change your mind, what was said, what do you do, and who called

    12. Become your abusive father...why do you hit your son? (which is you)...what happened to you when you were younger that you have become so violent?

    13. The nightmare returns…your sleeps been troubled for the past month with visions of the Grimm Reaper coming to claim you. But this time, a new twist. An old man with wisdom in his eyes stands between you and death. As death swings his scythe for you the man turns to you and whispers “I can help you.” You wake up in a cold sweat. Trying to get your mind off the dream you walk over to the gas station near your house. So intent on deciphering the meaning of your dream you trip over a man hunched in the shadows. You back away quickly and apologize. He looks at you. It’s the man from your dream…

    14. Describe your rise to power as one of the most notorious dictators in history...

    15. Right in the middle of watching WWE RAW you hear a strange noise outside. Sounds almost like a million bees buzzing...or the low drone of a power plant magnified to the hundreth power. Suddenly an air raid siren shatters the distant buzz and in one cold instant...you realize your city is being bombed.

    There u go...

    5 comedies...

    5 Topicals

    5 Storytelling...

    This will be how it is every week...

    GO!
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  2. Madpoet

    Madpoet why is this so short....

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    IV we either doin

    3 or 13...Ill let you know tonight...
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  3. Status Qu0

    Status Qu0 Hammer Time

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    either freedom, or the dictator one.

    i'll decide later.
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  4. Dikembe Mutombo

    Dikembe Mutombo New Member

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    4. You are massively overweight and u are some bomb ass chicks BLIND date... how does it go...
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  5. Username

    Username Guest

    these are better than the RSTL ones, tho

    wow..
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  6. Ill-logic

    Ill-logic You sad fucks

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    Lets Do It..
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  7. Atheist

    Atheist Storyteller

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  8. Art Writaz

    Art Writaz The Brokken Knukkle

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    nothin like watchin WWE raw while bein bombed by terrorists
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