If u dont choose before Tuesday 8:00 PM Pacific TIME... U lose HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE... 1. Explain your life as a Text superstar... in public 2. U are in your bedroom trying to bust a nut... and your grandmother catches u in the act... explain 3. U are abducted by the sesame street characters... 4. You are massively overweight and u are some bomb ass chicks BLIND date... how does it go... 5. you find out that you have testicular cancer… Mr. Blue Vein’s two nutty friends have to be removed. Write a goodbye letter to your testicles. 6. White America 7. What a Girl Wants 8. Freedom 9. The Confederate Flag 10. Hip Hop vs Rap 11. you're on the verge of a breakdown, you just lost your job, your girlfreind dumped you, and you cant afford your rent, when you get home to your run down apartment, you sit down and decide to do it, you're gonna pull the trigger, no questions asked, but then you get a phone call, the conversation makes you change your mind, what was said, what do you do, and who called 12. Become your abusive father...why do you hit your son? (which is you)...what happened to you when you were younger that you have become so violent? 13. The nightmare returns…your sleeps been troubled for the past month with visions of the Grimm Reaper coming to claim you. But this time, a new twist. An old man with wisdom in his eyes stands between you and death. As death swings his scythe for you the man turns to you and whispers “I can help you.” You wake up in a cold sweat. Trying to get your mind off the dream you walk over to the gas station near your house. So intent on deciphering the meaning of your dream you trip over a man hunched in the shadows. You back away quickly and apologize. He looks at you. It’s the man from your dream… 14. Describe your rise to power as one of the most notorious dictators in history... 15. Right in the middle of watching WWE RAW you hear a strange noise outside. Sounds almost like a million bees buzzing...or the low drone of a power plant magnified to the hundreth power. Suddenly an air raid siren shatters the distant buzz and in one cold instant...you realize your city is being bombed. There u go... 5 comedies... 5 Topicals 5 Storytelling... This will be how it is every week... GO!