Discussion in 'Alley Hall of Shame' started by Anidawehi, Feb 24, 2006.
Why is the private areas.....so private?
What makes them private?
You have some serious quirks, woman.
Millions of Veiny Pricks with wings on them flying after you. You're running through a big field when suddenly stubbier chubbier veinless pricks come to your aid. This huge veinless "General Prick" comes up out of the ground like BeeBop and Rocksteady's Earthdigging machine in Ninja Turtles and wages war against the Millions of Veiny Pricks.
(Oh God, I better stop....watch, 2,000 years from now this little paragraph will have evolved into a "Dicktionary" of sorts creating a new religion.)
That's all we need....paintings of me as the prophet of dicks with my veiny prick in hand.
He must have that upward slant thing happenin.
Without the vein that's the only way he's touchin your G-Spot with his dick.
Unless you're in the doggy style position and he's got the downward slant.
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This is one famous dick....
Men to woman ratio:
You're proud of niggas looking at your dick? Wow.
And you've been back in this thread more than anybody, including Nanijah.
I'm an equal opportunist. I believe you have just as much right as Nanijah to idolize my prick. Only difference is I wouldn't let you suck on it.
(Although I'm sure you'd be more than happy to)
Let's find out....
Meta, you wanna suck my dick, man?
What does me dissin you in a thread have anythign to do with ur dick? I only saw it once, (just like everyone) and it was x'ed with the insane quickness.
What I'm saying it true. You're proud of MEN looking at your dick. I'm not gon' lie, the only reason why i saw it cuz I aint know what the fuck the link was...and when i did see it, I closed it within a second. so tell me
You're proud of showing your dick on a site where the majority is men? You knew men would click it. You desguised the filename so people WOULD click it.
Do the math moron... Ratio of men to women is 200:1... you posted a pic with a disquised filename, then when a nigga does see it, u want to use that against them when they diss ur faggot ass... THEN... then you say u wanna find dicks for a girl..when she can do that herself.. and then u try to cover it up.. lmaoo mann.. .. sounds like someones trapped in the closet lmao.
You dont even have to answer, its safe to say u wanted men to see ur shit.
And thats wild homo dog.
I have to go tho, i have a fone call.
The private area is so private when you have a partner because it's for them to see only. If it wasn't, we'd walk around naked everyday (in public). Reason we cover up with clothing. Is because it's private ) IMO
No, my husband's dick has no slant. It's almost like the perfect penis. No lie. I mean, he has no flaws in his dick. It's amazing. And I ain't just sayin that cuz I get to fuck it daily. It's the truth. (I hate a liar anyway).
Dude, I keep coming in here to reply to you. I ain't clickin that link every time I come in here either. So don't put me in that group of "admirers" please )
I just think it's funny how you bitch ass niggas react to seeing a dick.
OMG A DICK!!!! AHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!!
Like you don't see crazy amounts of dicks when you watch porn and see some dude's erection poppin in and out of a chicks asshole, pussy and mouth and jizzin all over her breasts and whatever else you fuckin phonies watch.
It's a dick, kid. Get over it. Looking at a picture of a dick does not make you a homosexual. Posting a picture of your dick to catch motherfuckers off guard so that they will respond with some dumb shit that you can laugh off and shoot down does not equal homosexual. Wanting to suck on a dick or have on in your ass is what makes you a homosexual. If you don't want my dick in your mouth or in your ass, then what's the big deal about seeing it.
I think it's your own sexual insecurities shining through. You're not secure in yourself enough to see another man's prick, take a glance at it and keep on movin. You had to come in here, not once....not twice, not even just 10x to tell that man that he's gay for posting his dick.
You're suspect, homefry.
Very fuckin suspect.
But hey, you do you.
I'll do my wife.
I'll catch your act tomorrow.
Dinner is here, gotta go.
So it's only private because we act like it's private?
Sex is just an act. It means nothing.
Sex without love is meaningless.
Sex only has meaning if you do it with somebody you love.
If me showing you my prick is wrong for me, then you looking at my prick is wrong for you. (And yes, you willingly clicked on the 2nd and 3rd pictures knowing full well what they were)
Wow, how's he manage to hit the G-Spot without a massive curve and no protruding veins? That is a perfect penis. A dick that performs miracles.
I didn't say you are an admirer.
I said that Meta has replied more than you have.
I think it's pretty clear that you're disgusted by my massive beautifully veiny prick.
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You watch porn too, stop frontin' homie.
Number one. I didn't even comment on that shit. I commented on your low self esteem and How many times you actually posted a picture to prove to Nanijah that your shit was whatever the fuck it was. fall back wit the physcology dog. I seen that shit once and once only. I commented on your reactions to everyone's posts. That shit made me laugh, and since i don't like you, Its fun to play ya faggot ass.
I commented on what u did 4x. And when you said that homo ass Quote, I started calling you out on it. stop wit the bullshit. This thread went from ya bullshit ass picture... to me and you arguing about my beats.. and THEN i Called u out on ur homo quote. I see dicks in pornos, but for a nigga to randomnly post a picture of his dick on a site where the majority is men, and disquise the shit, to get laughs is gay point blank. Wow... you posted apic of ya dick to catch a bunch of random niggas off guard so you can laugh? Get the fuck outta here... just like recluse said, your a walking copout, thats all u fuckin do.
just to clerify i havent clicked any of the links in here except metas, the back n forth arguing is just amusing
re-cap my fuckin posts..
Just because it's private doesn't mean I can't click a link with someone else's penis rotf. But you being married. I'd only assume that's a part of your body that you share with someone you love. Not the net of strangers. But again, to each their own. If she has no problem with it, and you don't. La de da for ya'll )
His penis is perfect and works wonder's. Orgasm everytime. Could be that we're just great together and know how to please one another. After 9yrs ya kinda get to know how to make your partner reach that point )
Az, post a pic of your wife's snatch or shut the fuck up. Simple as that.
His camera takes 24 hrs to charge lmmfao....
this guy's such a fucking joke.
it also took his wife more than an hour to pick up dinner at a restaraunt that was already closed at the time she had "just left to go get it". Hahaha
wtf is wrong with guy?
Like I said.
Dude merks himself by completly forgetting about the timeframe in which his lies take place.
You guys are pathetic
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