Discussion in 'Alley Hall of Shame' started by Anidawehi, Feb 24, 2006.
Probably the same odds that you wont be back in here to reply to this....
I doubt it.
Sorry my husband's dick is beautiful. That dick is NASTY looking. Plus his is bigger!! ) I'm very happy with what I have )
Kid 1: "You're ugly!"
Kid 2: "No I'm not, my momma says I'm adorable!"
Kid 1: "My daddy can beat up your daddy!"
Kid 2: "Nuh Uh, my daddy is much stronger than your daddy!"
He's your husband, what kind of wife wouldn't stick up for her husband?
Unless your husband is 9 inches or bigger, you're fulla shit.
And if he is.....Congrats to him.
8 1/2 is more than enough.
I wouldn't lie just because he's my husband. His dick is deffinently bigger (not to mention thicker) then the dick posted above. I'd show a picture, but I'm not putting it out there like that.
I've seen planety of dicks smaller then one shown above. But it's not even the size of the dick in said picture. It's just "ugly". Some dicks have it, some don't. That one deffinently doesn't.
Fuck, I hate to say it. But J-Nyce's dick looked better then that one and he's way under aged. Yeah I said that. And?
Nani - You aint gotta defend your husband's dick. If it's larger, it's larger. Like I said....good for him. What is the definition of a pretty dick? (hahah) Define a pretty dick. Better yet post up a picture of a pretty dick. (Not your husband's cause I'm sure he doesn't want his dick all over the net) A dick is a dick is a dick....they all have the cap on them, they all have the veins...
And LoL @ Jnyce
Yea, I ran into that picture in some random thread.
That was a funny lookin multi colored prick, who you tryin to fool?
(Don't tell me you're friends with Neezy now....lol)
Your workout regimen is a crock of shit. You know, I never did care when everyone would go out of there way to expose you.... because you do it yourself.
Tell me, Tulip.....how do you know that my workout routine is a crock of shit?
lol @ azeus's self esteem dropping
lol @ him laughing to hide it as well.
Why would my self esteem be dropping, Meta?
Because of what Nani said about the picture?
Because of what other guys on here say to boost their own ego and net rep?
What has been said that should be effecting my self-esteem?
Dicks are not all the same. Some just look "funny" some are just beautiful. I luckly landed a beautiful one.
I'd love to find you a beautiful picture of a dick. But I don't go looking for dicks online. It's just not what I do. Maybe you can and post them and I'll pick the one that's the better of them (rotf that'd be a little HOMO tho).
And no, I said "I hate to say it" for a reason. Because I still can't stand that lil kid. But it's sad that his dick, from the second I clicked on the one in here. Looked better. I'm not about to stare at them and compaire. I go with what I think with the split second I see it. Now if either one was beautiful. I'd maybe make it my wallpaper....
What is this shitty music you posted, Meta?
You couldn't make nothin that nice in a weeks time... and that took me 30 minutes tops to complete.
Thats music right there.
Who are you trying to convince?
I don't analyze pricks.
I can't tell the difference between a pretty one and an ugly one and to be honest with you, I couldn't really care less.
Sure, when I find some free time I'll find some dick pictures for you.
I'll just title the thread: "Dicks for Nanijah" and you can evaluate away.....
Should be entertaining
(Oh, and no it's not homo. Homo would be to look at a dick as a man and find it appealing. Just looking at a dick does not = homosexual. I'm secure enough to not give a fuck.)
I don't think your husband would like that too much.
Back to comparing yourself to me, I see....
You have no idea what I can and cannot make musically.
All you know is what I've allowed you to know.
All you've heard is what I've told you to hear.
And no, that garbage isn't music.
That's just a keyboard with samples and sounds on it.
Learn how to play an instrument and then take your wack ass in a REAL studio and rap to it. Then you can call yourself a musician. Until then, you're just a fruity loops "wannabe"
Because someone with such an extensive routine would have at least SOME ab definition whether he's sitting, standing, or flexing.
You know I'm taught myself the piano, and Im taking up the guitar... and Ive been drumming since 6-7. I can read and write music pretty well...soo.. for you to say im not a musician is crazy stupid.
what, you want my musicians certificate?: lol
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