Noah was a punk ass b-tch

Discussion in 'The Sanctuary' started by Sir Bustalot, Aug 5, 2013.

  1. Geedorah

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    How many of them bit you?
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  2. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    It only took one.

    One huge, hairy ass son of a bitch.

    Was the size of a mouse.

    I was 8 years old.
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  3. Geedorah

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    And what happened to you?
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  4. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Aside from having the living bejesus scared out of me, nothing.

    It had wrapped itself around my thumb and was biting. I was trying to shake it off but it wouldn't let go. my screams brought the adults running.
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  5. Geedorah

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    Lol, so spider just bit you and you want to kill them all.
    Thats like me wanting to kill all dogs.
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  6. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    No, I'm not afraid of dogs.

    I didn't say I wanted to kill all the spiders (I mostly let them be unless they are in my house), I just wish they didn't exist.
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  7. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    Insects were post flood
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    bahahaaaaaaahahaha ahahahahahahahaa oh man

    you mean to tell me there was no such thing as bugs till after the flood?
    humans existed in a bugless world? how? how did plants get pollinated and shit? what did bug eating animals eat?

    thats extremely rediculous
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    or did god pollinate plants for the humans and feed the bug eating animals with magic food?

    cmon dude, thats dumb as fuck


    waiting on paybacks explanation because im sure its equally hilarious and rediculous
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  10. MissBreezy

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  11. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Maggots are terrifying. Flies are annoying. Bees are scary, wasps are worse. Slugs are horrible, snails are terrible. Centipedes are icky.

    Spiders... are beautiful, wonderful creatures of the Earth and also my best friends.
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  12. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    so why create a thread trying to disrespect "imaginary" people.

    just let it go, it's been over done like jerry curls.

    you're not the first, you won't be the last.

    :numaan:
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    I too like spiders. I find them fascinating!
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