Did you guys hear the slobbing sounds the commentators made with this dorks every move? "He loves it when people come out and pressure him at the arch.... he can put it on the floor.... - WITH EITHER HAND!".... Oh my fucking goodness.... He should be #1 draft pick with that kind of fucking talent.... left or right handed dribbling??? You don't see that kind of shit at every highschool in the country.... (after an inbound pass beyond the arch) "oh, and look who gets it! The man with the sure hands!"...... Maybe because he's fucking 7 ft tall.... no, just kidding, that wouldn't have anything to do with it. (after a ucla player won the ball on the ground then passed it straight to noah who was also on the ground) "OHHHHH! AND NOAH WITH THE STEAL! such long arms!"..... are you fucking kidding me? "noah's so fast..." "he's so fast" "there's that speed".... it must be deceiving.... because this guy looks like a skinny version of yao ming with an equally bad morrison mustache.... what's with the thin-mustache look these days anyway?.... horrible. anyway, i got pretty sick of hearing commentators suck this guy off non-stop. He could've sat the bench and they would've shown replays of his leg crosses or talked about "oh wow... noah with the swift swig of gatorade... what an athlete" That dude is weak as fuck. His dunks are fucking gay too. They showed his "dad"... who looks like his brother, but with Edgar David's sunglasses on..... and this is only his 3rd game he's been to. haha... Where the hell has he been? and i close with this: Florida Gators National Champs 2006...... how embarassing is that NCAA?... You may want to take tips from the nba and start fixing games so a fluke like this never happens again.