NOAH... The most overrated basketball player on planet earth...

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  1. Ed E Brock

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    Did you guys hear the slobbing sounds the commentators made with this dorks every move?


    "He loves it when people come out and pressure him at the arch.... he can put it on the floor.... - WITH EITHER HAND!".... Oh my fucking goodness.... He should be #1 draft pick with that kind of fucking talent.... left or right handed dribbling??? You don't see that kind of shit at every highschool in the country....


    (after an inbound pass beyond the arch)

    "oh, and look who gets it! The man with the sure hands!"...... Maybe because he's fucking 7 ft tall.... no, just kidding, that wouldn't have anything to do with it.


    (after a ucla player won the ball on the ground then passed it straight to noah who was also on the ground)
    "OHHHHH! AND NOAH WITH THE STEAL! such long arms!"..... are you fucking kidding me?


    "noah's so fast..."
    "he's so fast"
    "there's that speed"....

    it must be deceiving.... because this guy looks like a skinny version of yao ming with an equally bad morrison mustache....

    what's with the thin-mustache look these days anyway?.... horrible.






    anyway, i got pretty sick of hearing commentators suck this guy off non-stop. He could've sat the bench and they would've shown replays of his leg crosses or talked about "oh wow... noah with the swift swig of gatorade... what an athlete"



    That dude is weak as fuck. His dunks are fucking gay too.



    They showed his "dad"... who looks like his brother, but with Edgar David's sunglasses on..... and this is only his 3rd game he's been to. haha... Where the hell has he been?






    and i close with this:

    Florida Gators National Champs 2006...... how embarassing is that NCAA?... You may want to take tips from the nba and start fixing games so a fluke like this never happens again.
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  2. Iceodu921

    Iceodu921 Resident Sports Genius

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    he had a great tourney..

    His impact on the game is undeniable..

    Why is it when ever a player from a big school gets credit you think their overrated.
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  3. wilmer deryou

    wilmer deryou New Member

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    lol wow dawg your ucla cocksucka

    your team was boring and garbage ....ucla national champs woulda been a joke...cuz your team had no offense ....

    joakim noah >anybody on ucla....


    noah will be in the nba


    affalo could be in the nba..but he might choke again

    farmar will be in the a troll at a factory
    rest of the team is in NBDL...maybe!!
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  4. Who Kares

    Who Kares not even your mother

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    noah > ur whole family...

    thats the next ak47...
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  5. Old Soul

    Old Soul Nipple Nibbler

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    Suck a dick you fucking hater.
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  6. Ed E Brock

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    lmao @ next ak-47....

    yeah, with his weak ass yao ming type blocks...







    and "my team" wasn't in the championship game idiot. They will be next year though, for sure.
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  7. Ed E Brock

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    ok... you heard how the commentators talked about this guy?.... and you don't think he's overrated? wtf....

    he's GOOD. No doubt. GOOD.... lets not forget the guy had a measley 12 fucking points against the almighty george mason lol...

    they acted like he averages 20 ppg and 7 blocks pg.



    and no...

    I happen to think:

    Rudy Gay
    JJ Redick (i hate duke)
    Sheldon Williams (again, i HATE duke)
    Adam Morrison (i hate him aswell)
    etc

    are all good....great even. But this guy?... hahahhahaha... what a fucking dork. He looks completely lost half the time.
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  8. Iceodu921

    Iceodu921 Resident Sports Genius

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    I think for the college game is not overrated. Hes athetlic and a game changer. But hes very raw so i do see what your saying.

    On another team he wouldnt be as effective but I do think he had a great tourney and deserves some praise
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  9. Who Kares

    Who Kares not even your mother

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    lets not forget he was only a sophomore....so his game will surely improve....and in terms of all around play and filling the stat sheets...hes very similar to ak47
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  10. Ed E Brock

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    I acknowlege that the kid is good.... He's like an immature pau gasol....

    but the constant praise he got on tv tonight was ridiculous.... they acted like he was player of the year.
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  11. wilmer deryou

    wilmer deryou New Member

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    joakhim noah will be a good nba player...thats truth
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  12. Ed E Brock

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    No he wont be. He'll be okay though.

    He's not even drew gooden....
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  13. The Jeus

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    he was getting praised because he was the best player on the court, they can't praise adam morrison or reddick for not being out there. i agree, they were hyping him up like he was the next great player [just like they did with davis and thomas last weekend] but he deserves some credit as he did kill ucla's inside offense, he had hollins, mbah a moute, mata and bozeman terrified of going to the basket
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  14. Who Kares

    Who Kares not even your mother

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    and just for the record....noah will be a far better nba player then J.J. redick....probably gay as well..i think hes too overhyped....
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  15. G-Rob da great

    G-Rob da great Fear moondog.

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    WHOA!

    Rippy hating on someone because they get alot of attention in the media?

    I must say, I've never seen anything like this before. [look]
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  16. Brahman

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    ^ haha, the seed has been planted

    even if noah becomes a super-polished hakeem olajuwon protege putting up 27, 13, and 3.5 bpg, rippy will continue to throw hateful jabs
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  17. the Prince

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    trackers in signatures died with 2005 - hang it up g-rob
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  18. Ed E Brock

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    so what happens when he IS in fact another drew gooden (less athletic, but still)???


    you guys'll never mention it.

    that's what i love about this site though. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
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  19. Brahman

    Brahman Mel Van Peebles

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    what are you doing now that lebron james has shown he's got stuff that only legends are made of?
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  20. toker

    toker My Money Grow On Trees

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    you know what i love about this site???

    idiots like u

    if you were gonna dedicate a thread to a player than it should have been your boy Cutler.. talk about overrated.. atleast Noah isnt some loser whos going off offseason workouts lol
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