Nikkas Get All Dem Bitches!!!

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  1. Blitz519

    Blitz519 aye

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    Last Friday night me and a bunch of my nikkas went to this club out of town whicih consisted of mostly white people (we were the only blacks) ...

    but damn there were mad fine bitches in da house...

    anyways as soon as we walked all eyes were on us!

    before i had a chance to buy a drink, a hot big tittied small waisted blonde bitch offers to buy ME a drink, so i said sure

    She invited my boys and I to chill with her and her girlfriends so we did

    and these girls were on the dick hard, non-stop compliments, free drinks, free feels + they all looked like playboy bunnies (all white and mostly all blonde)

    after some dancing and getting all crunked up we were gettin ready to leave and the hottty says "why dont you come to my place?...alone"
    I told her i cant cause i need a ride back home cause i live outta town
    and she say "I'll give u a ride"

    Surely dis pimp takes advantage of the situation

    we go to her place in a Navigator and DAMN! 4 storey home wit 3 garages

    We went into her room and she didnt wait..jumps on top of me and starts kissing me

    took of my pants and gave me a slurpy blow job

    then she got naked and DAMN she had a fine body biggggg tittties nice ass

    We fucked all night!!! she loved the big bad black cock

    Turns out my boys all got laid that..except my boy Kaleeb hehe...


    N E ways why is it so easy to get laid when your black???????
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  2. Blitz519

    Blitz519 aye

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    I luv bein me
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  3. Jaye Mesa

    Jaye Mesa He Won't Stop

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    Cause white girls love pissin off their racist parents.
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  4. Atom React

    Atom React aka JAYO

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    cause of the "black is bigger" rumors that girls are curious about? or they think we fuck on some rough shit? i dunno... haha

    but honestly, i really think that might be it, girls here at least.. u dunno how many times ive been asked to tell girls "how big", or one time these girls were jokin but they gave they friend a camera like "get a picture of it", for real, they thought i didnt kno and they all giggly but i knew and its like "damn these girls are really crazy"
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  5. MossBurn

    MossBurn Warbooks?!

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    cause white guys cant beat the pussy up like us black guys can!
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  6. illete

    illete Timothy Sinatra

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    lmfao.. i wish i had a big black penis.. tho it would look quite weird on my white body..
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  7. IKrUcIAL

    IKrUcIAL I RUN NEW JERZ

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    yall mad corny...stop tellin bedtime storys 2 these lil kids we all kno u aint get no pussy u fuckin liar
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  8. Blitz519

    Blitz519 aye

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    you just mad cause you dont get any lol
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  9. Jaye Mesa

    Jaye Mesa He Won't Stop

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    Nah the real reason is curiousity bout yalls dicks. I went out with a chick that only fucked black dudes and she told me that shit. but she on the other also thought she was black. Wearing black hair product, sayin ~~~~~, talkin like she's from the hood and shit. Yet she's like 16 from a nice ass neighborhood..
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  10. Blitz519

    Blitz519 aye

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    Her parents didnt even see me, so that cant be it.
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  11. Blitz519

    Blitz519 aye

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    I must say I do have a pretty big rod
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  12. Blitz519

    Blitz519 aye

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    lets hear some of your stories
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  13. IKrUcIAL

    IKrUcIAL I RUN NEW JERZ

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    wat cause i dont brag on the internet about my sex life....u dumb shit stain i have fucked more girls then u hooked up with....oh and on another note...ur a fuckin canadian u peace of shit go play hockey or something shaka
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  14. Jaye Mesa

    Jaye Mesa He Won't Stop

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    I was the only white dude she fucked. So i guess maybe that's a compliment. haha
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  15. BoBbyBatTz

    BoBbyBatTz GeE GeE gEt ThE YaYo

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    I Bet They Were All Fat White Chiks They Love Black Guys !!!!
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  16. MagicFX

    MagicFX Idle

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    lol don't come at me with this crap.. and don't try to tell me I don't get any either.. cause I've been laid more times than you are days old boy.. but this story is well re-hearsed.. I bet you told it a hundred times.. wack..
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  17. I SUCK AT POKER < DONKEY

    I SUCK AT POKER < DONKEY who fuen CARES

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    delete thread:ban user
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  18. ~G.I~

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    i just wanna know why nobody ever believs those stories ??

    I mean, unless you candid camerad his ass and have proof that he lies its ok...but there is no way for anyone to know its fake
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  19. VerbHertz

    VerbHertz Lexicon

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    i believe it, but around here shit is kinda different...

    i don't know any white women doing anything with black dudes, but i hear a buncha black girls talkin about how they're done with black guys lol...
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  20. Strange1

    Strange1 the northern touch

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    i find the shit hillarious, when black folk say shit like this, cuz you don't even understand how many black girls like white men...


    cream in the coffee... it works both ways....


    an inch or so more is fine, if you actually know what your doing and how to get her going...

    ive heard girls talk mad shit about guys who bragged about size but sucked ass in the sack
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