Nigga you thought we forgot! 23 year old virgin! Eg exposed!

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  1. DocOctopus

    DocOctopus STFU and Listen

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  3. DocOctopus

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    You're named after a girl is that why you act like a diva/ cuz keep acting "holy" and ill give this Goddess eight "arms" like Shiva.

    Is this really the Goddess you worship/ i bet EG would choke playing battleship.
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    i really wanna know how pussy has eluded you this long.

    i thought people were just bullshitting.
    the reason people know this is because ive said it a few times

    pussy has eluded me for the following reasons

    -i dropped out of hs and lost contact with my friends for like 2.5 years from 10th-12th where most people are fucking, i didnt really do anything or kick it with people

    -im shy so even if chicks like me and hit on me im usually too much of a puss to do anything

    -standards are too high ive been hit on by a good amount of chicks who i just had no interest in and figured id wait for a hotter chick flash forward im near my 30s and not fucking bitches what it dew

    i mean im not socially inept im not hideous im very funny etc im just a bum who doesnt meet enough chicks or people in general

    quote from the "man" himself
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  5. 3dozerbuild

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    lmfao thats why black guys are awsome, the onces with game explain it in the ways that are funny as shit
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  6. 3dozerbuild

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    and he pretty much called everystage too cuz everyone else has done it
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  7. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    its true im a virgin still so what pussy is overrated (im assuming) once i build my empire and get some cash flow going ill 100% be knee deep in the pussai
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  8. H-yo_TheJedi

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    wait are you fucking kidding?
    this MAN not kid is 23 and he's a virgin? im 24 im and getting married ...this is so unbelievable the man talks so much shit i would a never guessed he was a virgin all along..what a world this internet created
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  9. DocOctopus

    DocOctopus STFU and Listen

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    My nigga it goes like this

    pussy is good.
    head is better.

    the fact that you've gotten neither is sad/pathetic. and what you mean by cash flowin? You cash flow would choke just like your rap flow bitch. Just cuz your mom gives you extra allowance dont make you a boss.
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  10. H-yo_TheJedi

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    yo eg are you actually a virgin by choice or just random bad luck?
    is it a religious thing?
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  11. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    you're 24 and getting married i think the jokes on you patnah. good job boning 1 chick forever in a few years when im ready to unleash the fury on some lucky ladies ill be doing wild things you can't even imagine. thinks you SHOULDN'T imagine. while you'll be having 0 sex at all, doing sudoku in your easy chair while your wife nags about how it's been 3 months and the front left wheel on your minivan is still making that clicking noise.
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  12. 3dozerbuild

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    i know head is better i cant even get it up to porn without a white bitch anymore faggot
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  13. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    yo EG...

    wrong approach.
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  14. 3dozerbuild

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    niggas that talk shit get pwned real quick
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  15. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    i mean i just dont care too much i dont know any chicks really

    its not religion at all, im athiest and dont really think about it much. i went to juvy when i was 15 for a few days and briefly considered turning to islam like my fav rappers, but shot down the idea when i realized i could not longer eat bacon or desecrate my body with a led zep tattoo.
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  16. 3dozerbuild

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    to think i would actually start to respect black people when im not around them is actually funny in itself
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  17. scrotie

    scrotie aka lil generation gap

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    sex is fun bro. at least youre funny about it tho. but really, its cool as shit
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  18. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    yeah i mean the dudes boning chicks in my favorite porn seem to be enjoying themselves a lot but i figure thats mostly just acting and at best its prob like 5/10 great feeling. i mean having ur dick in a chicks mouth seems OK but the teeth would wind up hurting ur dick a lot right?
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    your black you wouldent even kiss her after i wouldent let a chick i didnt trust even that close to me
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  20. Fatty Goodness

    Fatty Goodness Registered Bruiser

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    LMAO, EG's killing me
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