Never panic over chest pain, headaches etc

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  1. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    Im very good with pain and certain death but throw some dull ache around the groin area and im positive ive got testicular torsion.
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  2. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    The thought of testicular torsion/cancer scares the shit out of me.

    I first heard about torsion on some show and hoped that it was just a cruel joke.
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    what about priapism

    if a cold shower dont work, the next step is horrific, and if that next step doesnt work, the next step after that is the most horrific thing you can imagine.
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  4. Dex Vercetti

    Dex Vercetti New Member

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    Right nut was aching last night.

    Took Naproxen and slept that shit off.
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  5. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Don't you guys have universal health care?

    Just go to a doctor.

    I have a mole on the back of my dome that I'm sure is melanoma but since it's not critical care I'd hafta bank on the fact that IT IS cancer otherwise I'd hafta pay for everything out of pocket.

    And fuck that.
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  6. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    this reminded me off the hannibal buress testicular torsion skit.

    i hate when my balls hurt from blue balls syndrome, never had other groin area pains.

    :numaan:
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  7. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    part of me wants to ask what is torsion, the other part says I'm best of not knowing.

    I'm pretty good with pain, but anything involving my head - even banging it - scares me something shocking
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  8. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    oh, hai lucy.

    :numaan:
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  9. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    :donotwant:

    you fuck
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  10. Matches T. Malone

    Matches T. Malone Registered Playboy

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    about twice a year i'm rendered almost dead from what feels like a swift kick to the balls out of nowhere.
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  11. The Steve

    The Steve Space monkey I am not

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    I got a friend always telling people to check his balls because he had to have one removed couple years ago, along with a bunch of lymph nodes. I've got a few uncles with test cancer, so there's a good chance I'll lose one of my swinging buddies one day.
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  12. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i remember my PE teacher in high school encouraged us to check up on our balls every shower.

    he fucking used to wear the shortest shorts and demonstrated how we should check.

    thinking back, most of my high school teachers could've been pedos.

    :numaan:
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    head of my wang exploded and left a painful gaping wound, took a tylenol, wrapped it in a makeshift bandage, and slept it off.

    thug life
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  14. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    sounds like an ex has made a Pyro effigy & is sticking pins in where she thinks it will hurt you most
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  15. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    I wish i could get use to migraines and nerve pains, unfortunately, i haven't figured out how to yet
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  16. Resilient.

    Resilient. .. . ..

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    This slayed me. Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, though.
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  17. Resilient.

    Resilient. .. . ..

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    I think he should stop staying "check my balls" and just say "check my ball" if that's the case.
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  18. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    wait... you think this dude is going around and telling others to check his balls?

    no you dummy hes telling them to check THEIR balls.......

    shit bro
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  19. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    That's the boat I'm in right now. I understand now how people can become addicted to pain killers etc..
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  20. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    I actually refuse to use pain killers unless i absolutely need to. I don't have med for the nerve stuff but the migraines i try to ease with caffiene/hot showers/fresh air/etc.
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