My Smackdown Preview: Kurt Angle's Mouth Guard / Six-sided Ring (MINOR SPOILERS)

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  1. M-theory

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    It says MACHINE now.

    WWE is talking about six-sided, and eight-sided rings on tonight's Smackdown, in association with Kurt Angle's open challenge at One Night Stand. They say that he'll face anybody anywhere, and keep feeding us this six-sided/eight-sided ring crap along with it.

    They might be building up to something special here in hyping up their debut on the Sci-Fi network. You think Kurt Angle will be the First Wrestler on the Moon? Maybe he'll fight Vader in the White Castle of Fear Strap Match? JBL On the Whitehouse Lawn... with cool Independence Day sequences in the background?

    Tazz cut a short promo, and used his "Beat me if you can / Survive if I let you!" phrase. Given the much publicized "history" between Kurt Angle and Tazz, I believe we might be seeing Angle vs. Tazz at One Night Stand, with Tazz accepting the open invitation. They did really get behind Angle's German suplexes in his Farewell match.

    It's up first, and it's approximately 30 minutes. Some solid effort was put in. You know when Smackdown starts. Change the channel there for that match, if anything.

    And try to completely block out The Miz. He is one annoying piece of shit.
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    Finlay is my handpicked franchise of Smackdown. Booker T, Sharmell, William Regal are classic as well. Lashley is one lucky son of a gun, to be in the position he is.
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  3. Nam Dekan

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    Angle will compete in the first ever Octagon of Oblivion match..

    This will piss TNA off and will introduce the Trapezoid of Terror
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  4. M-theory

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    Again, Tazz could have been cutting a promo on someone in particular, but I don't remember... so if that was the case, and it wasn't on Angle, then we probably won't be seeing Tazz vs. Angle... but Smackdown is coming on here again in about 17 minutes so within the two hours, if I flip there at the right time I could listen to Tazz again.
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  5. M-theory

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    And the LORD said "It is good."
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  6. M-theory

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    Vito is such a WCW flashback.
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  7. M-theory

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    Maybe it will be Angle and Tazz competing in the Joust. Michael Cole seemed to be all over that one.
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    YES..... I can see it now.

    A BARBED-WIRE JOUST!!!

    What an innovative idea!
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  9. is this a joke or does wwe realy have an eight sided ring now? hahahah

    dont come on for another 4 hours here..

    now they need to add the WCW easy access ramp.. for the poor lil cruisers.
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  10. M-theory

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    It isn't on until 8 here tonight. They usually play it at 3:30 on Fridays, but I guess since they played it at 6:30 last night instead of the normal 8:00, they probably didn't get the same ratings for most of the show.

    no, ecw does. they have a 4-sided, a 6-sided, and an 8-sided ring, apparently.

    Actually, I think they're going to turn the ring on its side, and Kurt Angle is going to wrestle in the vertical squared circle, a gravity defying match.
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    you guys should help me start up the a rumor about tazz vs. angle in a barbed wire joust match ASAP.... before smackdown airs...

    people will start believing it when they hear about the different environments, and then they hear michael cole say "you like jousting don't you tazz?" and then they'll hear tazz say his piece later on.
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    those wwe chat idiots think they're smart now but when they watch smackdown tonight they're going to all fall victim to my elaborate scam...


    muwwaaahhahahahaha
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  13. go to pro wrestling.com and advertise ya rumor LMFAO
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  14. M-theory

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    i went to iow forums and they said tazz put a challenge out to jerry lawler, so i guess that's who he was talking to...

    but i said lawler doesn't accept the challenge....

    and someone asked who my source was, i said the same guy meltzer gets his stuff from --- i just get it quicker.
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    You have been banned for the following reason:
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    Date the ban will be lifted: Never
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  16. abztrakt

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    They're taking the middle ages..... to the EXTREME!


    So is Boogeyman going to ECW to fill the need for Sci-Fi Channel type characters?
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  17. M-theory

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    DAMN RIGHT. BARBED WIRE JOUSTING IS ON MY BEFORE I DIE LIST.

    I don't know about Boogeyman, but ECW's eighteen-sided ring will sure be something special.
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  18. abztrakt

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    What the fuck is Miz saying at the end of all his sentences? It sounds like HOO-RUH. Is this their idea of going after the younger demographic?
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    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    So Daivari speaks Hindi AND Arabic? What the fuck is he doing in the wrestling business?
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    That's the most retarded "word" on Eugene's green booger.
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