my new rating system for girls is WIFI (would i f-ck it) ...

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  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    ... and it goes like this.

    one bar means meh, i might if i can't find better connection.

    no reception means you're fat, hairy and most likely smell in bed.

    full reception is fucking all aboard, fuck her until she begs for the d screaming nu.

    national broadband network means she out of my league.

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  2. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Lmao pretty good :funny:

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  3. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    When its in roaming does it mean youre stalking or not drunk enough?
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  4. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    hahah, brilliant addition.

    flight mode means i'm fucking, jet life.

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  5. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    Mile high club...
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Mines WIMPY

    'would i maybe probably yup'
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  7. Leila Night

    Leila Night efrain,you're my one&only

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    My system is simple: I would or I wouldn't.
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  8. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    I'm pretty fussy.

    Not sure what system would apply to most of mine being a 'no', lol
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    in real life i dont have a system

    only on the internets. all of them
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  10. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    isn't that the same as WIFI?

    that pretty much answers your question too.

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