my lil brother almost made me shit my pants @ McDonalds

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  1. SALVDOR

    SALVDOR Delyreeuz Owns Me

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    ight last night me and Nicolas roll into Mcy D's wit the pimpest of swaggers


    well we both order #7's (10 piece Chicken Nuggets) extra sweet & sour


    well we go to sit down.. and we start eating.. and he looks at the box and goes


    'wut the fuck'... walks up to the counter tells the girl


    'wuts this all about?'


    she said 'wut sir is there a problem'


    he said 'damn right there is.... wut are ya'll running here some supremecist headquarters'


    she wuz like 'what are you talking about sir'


    he said 'the nuggets... "ALL WHITE MEAT".... wut the colored meat isn't good enough for ya'll, that you have to flaunt the white meat to oppress the minority'


    she didn't say shit.. my lil brother had tha most SERIOUS look on his face


    (oh by the way my brother is majorily spanish.. (we have different dads) so yea he looks straight up spi.c lol)


    well the girl sat there a min.. while my brother mean mugged her


    and when she wuz bout to mumble something he wuz like

    'just fuckin wit ya ... the white meat is delicious.. i wanted to thank you'


    i wuz fuckin DYIN

    but that wuzn't tha best part

    he comes back and sits down.. and some huge Mammoth bitch is sittin near us and smirked at him and wuz like 'how immature'


    well she wuz unwrappin her hamburger.. when my brother noticed

    Ronald McDonald is on the wrapper pointing & Laughing


    so he said "See.. even ronald is laughing at your fat ass"


    I FUCKIN LOST IT... i choked on my nugget.. ahahah and almost cried


    she looked at tha wrapper.. got up called him an asshole & left

    ahahaha shit wuz THE BEST THING I EVER WITNESSED


    and he just stayed real and ate his nuggets with total bliss




    just thought i'd tell that.. cuz tha Ronald Laughing wrapper is funny.. it really is like he's makin fun of the fat people eatin those burgers



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  2. Stash

    Stash R.I.P Point Game

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    lmfaoooooooo at that fat lady hahahaha
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  3. Blitz519

    Blitz519 aye

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    Lmao@the ronald mcdonald what an asshole
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  4. GarciaVega

    GarciaVega Razor Ramon

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    boy that ronald is a wild one

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  5. SALVDOR

    SALVDOR Delyreeuz Owns Me

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    ^ yea yo.. i swear tha Wrapper is fuckin GREAT


    he's like leanin and Pointing.. with the biggest ass SMile.. like he's literally sayin "ahahah look at your ass"


    lol its wut made it soo funny, that my brother noticed it & thought so fast off tha head


    he's becomin such a great smartass


    15 years old .. and a diss king already

    he will mature into such a Magnificent Specimen of Wit
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  6. Blitz519

    Blitz519 aye

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    hahahah omg rofl hahah
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    GarciaVega Razor Ramon

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  9. Blitz519

    Blitz519 aye

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    ^^^Ronald is straight up gangsta
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  10. Young Marc

    Young Marc Skrilla757

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    Lmao@the white meat comments
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  11. Reign

    Reign Let it...

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    lmao damn...
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  12. Full-Clipz

    Full-Clipz Dominican nikka

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    I stopped believing you were telling the truth first hand when u said YOU and something related to YOU ...rolled into mcdonalds with the "pimpest of swaggers"....right.....thats a sight to see tho

    how exactly does a crossbred squid lookin niqqa like you walk into mcdonalds with a pimp swagger.

    Your about to eat at about the most widly known fast food chains and order the cheapest shit on the menu and you actually walked in with a pimp swagger?

    Then i REALLY stopped believing you when your 15 yr old brother said the following...

    "damn right there is.... wut are ya'll running here some supremecist headquarters"
    "'the nuggets... "ALL WHITE MEAT".... wut the colored meat isn't good enough for ya'll, that you have to flaunt the white meat to oppress the minority"
    "'just fuckin wit ya ... the white meat is delicious.. i wanted to thank you"

    i know what really went down...

    man u know your brother ate his happymeal and yall niqqas was in cover posing, snapping nakid photos of each other w/ ronald himself

    and ronald looked over to you and started laughing at your fat ass

    ya brother is like "See.. even ronald is laughing at your fat ass"

    then u fucking lost it and chocked on ronalds cock and almost died
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  13. Syn 6

    Syn 6 back off hiatus

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    lmao @ even ronald is laughing at your fat ass .. ahaha
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  14. Conceited One

    Conceited One Please Say The Baby

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    haha...the ronald pics...straight up gangsta..
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  15. I wArFaRe I

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    lmao funny story
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  16. RePerCuZionZ

    RePerCuZionZ Square-Wave Creator

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    who cares, your stories are trash.

    give it up.


    and next time log in to 'the beer run king' name.
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  17. r.a.v

    r.a.v whats hood

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    lmao forgot bout the beer run
    that was the greatest thread of all time
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  19. AGENTSPITS

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    lmaooooooo !@ the ronald comment ahahah
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  20. Ben Official

    Ben Official Active Member

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    thats a real funny story. i can totally see that because we do similar shit all the time.
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