My escapades with a 42 year old milf yesterday

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by P. Chase, Dec 29, 2013.

  1. Superman70

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    paper, please start a youtube channel.
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  2. Ignorant

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    I would tickle her and then steal a kiss in between laughs, before I would ask her to sleep with me... but I wouldn't have made any moves unless she was giving me the green light with body language and innuendo.
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  3. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Lol what who would lie about a story like this it's not like this story makes me look very good it makes me look like an idiot why would I make it up if it didn't really happen.
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  4. Ignorant

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    Stay keepin' it real, Chase... you're not afraid to put yourself out there... that's courage.
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  5. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    lmao @ the thread title
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  6. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Haha word up. Cuz I don't take myself too seriously like alot of these cats. I know I'm a clown and I clown myself lol I do stupid shit and laugh it off
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  7. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Does she know about your accident? You could try to use that to your benefit. Say some shit like you were in a home and haven't really talked to many people and sometimes you say the wrong thing on accident, and apologize your ass off.

    That's if you think she's worth the effort. If not, fuck it. Next.
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  8. HYPNOTIK

    HYPNOTIK Fully Loaded

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    Lol thstd good advice tac
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    paper man

    if your goal is facial herpes, youre following the right path.
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  10. x calibur

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    your honesty is refreshing.
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  11. Caesar

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    Paper is just a less nihilistic, more oblivious version of Hibe.

    A guy who will ironically outlive us all despite being irresponsible as all hell.
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  12. Superman70

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    that's funny, i just had the thought last night that he will outlive us all.
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  13. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    this is why they made the internet. for losers to live out fantasies in free time.
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  14. Sneez

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    lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

    @P. Chase u still live in long island?
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  15. Sneez

    Sneez Danish Curling

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    jfjfdsjfjsfjdskjlfjdsfjksfkjdskjfjkdsfjksjkfsf

    the alley >
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  16. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Laverne marable
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  17. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Nahh I've been in Far Rockawy (Queens) since I got out of the nursing home in October

    Got my own apartment here now
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  18. Sneez

    Sneez Danish Curling

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    word i used to be in jamiaca

    how big is your crib?
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  19. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    its got lots of shrub cover and ground level windows, the easy kind. Also theres usually a key under the flower pot.
    Red house with an off yellow door. Wreaths still on it
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  20. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Word I fucked a chick who lives in Jamaica

    My crib is a studio it's pretty big. It's just me so it's better than fine.
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