My escapades with a 42 year old milf yesterday

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  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Well I was on the elevator and there's this beautiful woman with alot of groceries so I say miss do you need help with the groceries?

    And she said yes so I helped her with them and then when I was leaving I said hey miss you're really beautiful are you single? She said yes so I got her number

    I texted her and we went for a walk after dinner and got to know each ot her

    She was real cool and I find out she's 42 but wow she looks so good. Better than the most recent women I slept with. She is Dominican and had kids and was divorced and everything. She has a real good job and works 60 hours a week and only has off on Saturdays

    So anyways we get back and go to her apartment and she cooks me a Dominican dinner, pork chips, rice with beans, plantains etc. It was bangin. Then we watched movies and she was saiyng how she liked me cuz I was a gentleman and offered to help her with her groceries when we met. So at the end of the night I did something stupid and I was like since I'm such a gentleman do you think we could make out for a while or could I go down on you? Cuz I knew she wouldn't fuck me on the first night. But she was like no we're not together and you should never ask a woman that. Well I fucked up I shouldn't have asked her that I should have just let it happen. I'm just not used to getting denied with all the women I've been getting lately. Oh well not the end of the world. There will be more women to come. Maybe we'll just be friends cuz she was real cool.
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    did you punch her?
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  3. Shadow

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    You should be ashamed of yourself.
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  4. DaAlmightyDolla

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    shes was a 42 yr old dominican woman.... those chicks are around the most macho niggas and you ASKED her.. you dont ask shit around those type of women. you just act. the worst she can do is reach for a machete.
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  5. Smouble ML

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    Nigga asked to go down on her :funny:

    U def got something wrong with you.
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  6. Your Idol

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    I'd be mad too if I cooked someone dinner and they still wanted to eat out.
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  7. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Lol yeah I fucked up what can I say. Very stupid moment.
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  8. Tacky Jones

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    Lol damn Chase, this was a bad one. Was she mad? Did you blow your chance or can you talk your way out of it?
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  9. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    She wasn't too happy about it. I'm a fucking jackass. I think I ruined any chance of every fucking her but that's okay.
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  10. Geedorah

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  11. J o o k

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    Lmfaooooooo damn brah wtf.
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  12. Geedorah

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    Teach him.
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  13. Caesar

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    I think you're just trying to top yourself now with these threads.
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  14. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Nah this was just something stupid I did yesterday

    I do alot of dumb shit
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  15. Shadow

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    Ruined a chance of sex with her? What happened to wanting a relationship? You whined about not having a girlfriend and when the opportunity presents itself, you ask her those two questions?
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  17. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    I have to agree man.
    As you can see the timeline of events are all screwy. Though I want to believe it's a true story my logical side is screaming faux.
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  18. Geedorah

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    He is time traveler. :obamafuckit:
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  20. Geedorah

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    Or maybe he meant:I texted her and we went for a walk, after dinner and got to know each ot her. :verbfold::taxgsmile:
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