mufffy...here's why i bold text in battle verses, for kids like you

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  1. dizthachozen1

    dizthachozen1 ...free your mind...

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    i can already see that you have no idea what half of the words i use mean so i'll explain them in this PM as not to clog the battle thread or be accused of swaying:
    even AIM don't take you serious/
    so i'ma come in tha game n hit his brain til this lame's delerious/
    ( ima act like i didnt see this..no punch at all)

    --in his public profile his aim handle is 'youcantbeserious'
    i spit full heat, so like you're full of yeast i'll make you rise or levitate/
    where's you pride for heaven's sake?...all on your rhymes i defecate/
    ( u have good flow..wheres the wit tho)

    --heat makes yeast rise...duh, levitate sounds wittier, and to defecate means to move your bowels or take a shit
    like a port-a-john, you get pissed on by even the miscellaneous/
    i come-bust-ya-bull spontaneous...and eatin raw dough makes me sick/
    (ok concept..wtf at bust--ya-bull though)

    ---come-bust-ya-bull=combustible ie spontaneous combustion???...duh...eating raw cookie dough can make you sick because of the raw egg in it...plus it ran from defecate(take a shit), into port-a-john...you know what a porta-potty is?
    simultaneous this battle will expose your dainty-ness n extraneousness/
    and i'll open the top of ya cranium like a stadium is/
    (eh)

    ---extraneous means of no matter or not important
    come in takin ya bitch...just as marcus antonius*/
    stating you'll beat me is erroneous...your death'll come unceremonious/
    (eh)

    ---marc antony took cleopatra had an affair with her as the greeks battled with the egyptians...and erroneous means full of errors or flawed
    no frills just deep hole.../
    i transport pain just for kicks...like dude starin thru that peep hole/
    (huh)

    ---i take it you've never seen the transporter?...he rang the doorbell and kicked it all the way in on the guy looking through the peep hole at him...geesh!
    call the coroner to come carry this bitch/
    i'm labeled as antidisestablishmentarianist/
    (EH?)

    ---i felt theneed to use the longest word in the english language in a battle rap...excuse the fuck outta me for exuding my intelligence:

    an·ti·dis·es·tab·lish·men·tar·i·an·ism Audio Help /ˌæntiˌdɪsəˌstæblɪʃmənˈtɛəriəˌnɪzəm, ˌæntaɪ-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[an-tee-dis-uh-stab-lish-muhn-tair-ee-uh-niz-uhm, an-tahy-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
    –noun opposition to the withdrawal of state support or recognition from an established church, esp. the Anglican Church in 19th-century England.
    [Origin: anti- + disestablishment + -arian + -ism]


    after i parry his fist, i crush dough's esophagus/
    and have you fit for a cookie-shaped sarcophagus/
    (EH?)

    ---what? you don't know what an esophagus(throat, windpipe) is?...or a sarcophagus(casket cofin, burrial box) is?
    i'm preheated like ovens...ya whole style i'll blow outta proportion/
    you only half the man i am...like you survived an abortion/
    ( so that wud make him half if he survived the abortion?)

    ---partial abortion?...you've never heard of mothers tryna abort their own babies wit wire coat hangers and not succeeding, leaving the infant to be born with deformities?...geesh!
    if you're an animal...i'm certifiably attrocious/
    i'm focused...one eye open scope shit like poachers/
    (omg..ur just rhyming)

    ---animal poachers? people that shoot and kill animal, mostly endangered spiecies for profit illegally. you never heard of them either i suppose.
    you don't understand fully, you'll die in half the time this rhyme took me/
    turn the over on, n' bake-a-john dough til he becomes a shit cookie/
    ( u already had a cookie line and it was garbage too)

    ---i mean his name is dough...how many nameplays are there really?
    you talkin loud but ain't sayin shit like autistics/
    you better expect the worst like pessimistics/
    (ok decent)

    ---oh, but you understood this one? lol
    with terroristic ballistic missiles from an incredible distance/
    my exsquisite linguistic characteristics split this bitch...god as my witness/
    (what are you canibus reincarnated)

    ---no, nigga. i'm an mc. i drop lyrics, not just jokes that might just so happen to rhyme when i see fit for them to. you lil niggas got this shit all mixed up. yeah it's a battle and there are to be disses and all that, but if you're not showing your lyrical ability, you are not rapping! you're just talking. go to a site that has yo momma joke forums.
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  2. John_Dough

    John_Dough New Member

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    roflzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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  3. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    why are you talking to me like im a complete idiot


    i dont know what an animal poacher is??

    are u serious

    let me give u a better breakdown
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  4. dizthachozen1

    dizthachozen1 ...free your mind...

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    this was too long to send as a privatemessage so i had to make a thread in hookups.
    this is pertaining to mufffy's vote on my rbl battle. one of the voters that shouldn't vote since there are words and phrazes here that he cannot comprehend.
    sorry yall. i know some see this as swaying but that's not my intention. he's just ignorant to some of my vocabulary and i feel i needed to enlighten him.
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  5. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    You combustible spontaneous?

    exquisite linguistics supercalifradgelistic?
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  6. dizthachozen1

    dizthachozen1 ...free your mind...

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    i mean you're the one who acted like you were in 3rd grade.
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  7. John_Dough

    John_Dough New Member

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    ROFLZ @ muffy needin the cliffnotes...........BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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  8. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    u scope shit like poachers


    ok thats great


    is that a punch?
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  9. dizthachozen1

    dizthachozen1 ...free your mind...

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    now you're just being an idiot about it. you couldn't just conversate about it like you grown, you had to start acting like a child. whatever. i now see that you are no where near my level.
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  10. dizthachozen1

    dizthachozen1 ...free your mind...

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    poachers use rifles with scopes you idiot. you can't take down an elephant with a pistol...dumbass!
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  11. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    u felt compelled to use the biggest word in the dictionary?


    ask anyone here if im on your level


    they would most happily laugh at your drastic tactics no punch havin ass
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  12. Rick T. Bagwell

    Rick T. Bagwell watch ya head

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    plop on this, even though it made me laugh
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  13. Wash.

    Wash. Registered Bruiser

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    lmao wtf
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  14. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    and i dont know this?

    im saying

    WHAT DOES U SCOPIN SHIT..have to do with the battle

    HUH?

    I SCOPE SHIT LIKE IM A POACHER

    u fuckin suck
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  15. dizthachozen1

    dizthachozen1 ...free your mind...

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    hey dough, my bad man.
    i don't be tryna do this shit, but when niggas act stupid in votes it really pisses me off. if you don't understand what i've typed, then don't vote on my battles. please...
    jesus christ!!!
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  16. dizthachozen1

    dizthachozen1 ...free your mind...

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    if he was to call himself an animal on the mic, then i'm the poacher...dumbass!!!
    damn you're dense.
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  17. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    POINT BLANK PERIOD

    U SAID U WERE COMPELLED TO USE THE BIGGEST WORD IN THE DICTIONARY

    ..and not using it would be exuding your intelligence

    your a fuckin joke
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  18. dizthachozen1

    dizthachozen1 ...free your mind...

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    i don't give a fuck who laughs, nigga i'm grown...that shit is for junior high schoollers like yourself.
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  19. Muffffy

    Muffffy Attack of the Muff

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    what dont u understand

    i do understand your weak ass rhymes


    they have no substance

    NONE AT ALL



    you tell me if ull find "putting him in a cookie shaped sarcophagus"

    in the mag

    u picnic in egypt thinkin ass nikka

    u are not witty because u know big words

    lol u ass
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  20. John_Dough

    John_Dough New Member

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    do ur thing man, everybody's just on here to get better so if u feel ur lines are goin over people's heads, break it down and let em know...
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