Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by Mrjdm998, Jan 24, 2011.
2 rounds of 16
I'll go first and post it up later.
i thought u wanted 3? lol thats cool we'll see where this goes. Ready when u are...
So I'm battling this guy smittyrhythm I guess
It's time to put a gap between his head and neck
You think you're ill but you're just regular like bird flu
Guess it's like your sig says, if you don't get it you didn't deserve to
It's really ironic that you have rhythm in your name
But you're so mundane you don't have rhymthm in your game
Go on, make jokes about me being English and white
You're a massive pussy who touches dick like you're on a hermaphrodite
The only ill sixteen you've ever held in your hand
Is when you give handjobs to aids infested kids from Tailand
Your verses are nothing more than filler with one good line
Gonna leave you embarresed cheeks the colour of red wine
Fuck a bodybag I'll smash this fag until he needs to be wiped up with a rag
You're mum won't even be sad she's still mad you're the biggest waste of sperm anybody's ever had
Sure you battle with more than sixteen bars sometimes
But you're not even worth four generic gun lines
Shit, ment 3 instead of 2. We can do 2 if you want, whichever you prefer.
It clear for me to see that you are nowhere near me in 'vision'
You’re the opposition of what we call ‘Lyrically Proficient’ <--
You 'under cats' like minute-rice, aint seen a lyricist in his life
He couldn’t try to kick it old school in LA Gears or some 'British Knights'
Even your name is fuckin lame, looks like you cant even get it write
Mr. jdm-998.. So when did C-3PO go and get a wife?
When Smitty smite and the rhythm nice, no matter critics that give advice
You wait in line for the ticket prices while I scalp bitches with injun knives
Im like that Amity movie, all this insanity through me-
Corrupt your fam, your bars strike out my bars make ‘family feud-dings’
Homie you’re obviously crazy you couldn’t possibly break me
And you wouldn’t know ‘proper T’s’ if you was a monopoly game piece
I mean it’s lookin like you wanna borrow my style a bit boss
Oh you must be Jai’z, watch out, Dethstryque’ll pile your inbox
You are not this kinda genius so why you all on my penis herb
And speak American since it looks like you can barely type English words
OK, time for some stuff to get flipped
You are like Amittyville 'cus you're overated and shit
I've never seen a more nerdy rap verse in my life
It's a battle and you're talk about a star wars charecters wife
You're so obsessed with Jai’z and Dethstryque it's bad for your health
Talking about them while getting bodied by someone else
You've got one good line I've got more than a few
Stop rap battling faggot and go watch the view
How can you talk about my name being shitty
What kind of dumb fucking name is smitty?
I'm like Mike Tyson 'cus when I battle I strike fear
You're like Tyson 'cus when you get topless with men you bite ears
I can't wait for your reply fuck head
I bet you won't rebuttle anything I just said
You're like a bad drug dealer, got no good lines
Just basic rhymes you'll never have a time to shine
Wanna do 3 rounds or 2? I'd prefer 3 but you have other battles so I don't mind.
2 rounds...you havent brought anything worth a third round yet
Man, how you expect to avoid this L, you jammin’ rhymes in your jelly text
It’s pretty bad when you cant spell, and when the post box has spelling check
am I supposed to be impressed that you can ‘flip over a bar’?
This aint a pole vault, wont win with poll votes when you’re a bogus retard
“Name is shitty, name is smitty” there’s nothing there you can say that’s witty?
Your 2 cents aint worth a penny, I’d trade in ‘pounds’ but his lyrics skinny
You wanna talk about Mike Tyson? Besides the biting he’s not your type
You’re way too soft, could never try to put the ‘Iron’ ‘behind the mic’
In a fight, I’ll turn your jaw into Glass Joe on a free throw
And Im still waitin for you to throw a punch, like Don Flamenco
When it comes to rebuttles pfffft I’ll stomp your flow into little puddles
‘Pop the center of your game’ and burst your bubble, damn right ya you bet it’s ‘Trouble’
Youre a waste of 16 bars, there isn’t nothing to flip
There’s nothing to punch, you ‘cash out’ quick, there’s nothing to hit
What’s with the british and their ugly mouths, I’d run from your spit
Stop eating crumpets before your teeth grow fungus under your lips, bitch
lol ya.. no kidding.
I'm fairly sure I got bodied. I don't do wordplay well, had no personals to go off and my flips were weak as fuck.
It's alrite man Ive been doing this for a while you atleast gotta try..good show ol' chap
You pretty much told the story...you had some pretty decent lines like the Jai-Z and DethStryque observations that hit pretty well,but bar for bar smitty outperformed you.Smitty's vocab selection,rhyme scheme and punch quality has gone through a steep and sudden upgrade between the 2nd and 3rd rounds in our battle.If Smitty dropped on you a verse like that which was dropped in the first 2 rounds of our battle,it would have been much closer.Smitty used more childish predictable and less original punches in those drops,although some of them still hit.In this drop on you,smitty didn't even make the mistake that was made in the 3rd drop against me (vocab slips that voided bars of meaning) so it looks like Smitty is continually improving.
You have potential too...your vocab,your observations,and flow are relatively solid.Keep writing old bean; your punches will improve raher quickly over the next few months and you'll be merking people in no time.
stfu deth dont even vote for me i dont want your votes cuz all you know how to do is suck your own dick, even when youre voting
once again u manage to vote in one of ur battles against me, only this time you voted right lmao
Mrjdm wins for not being a faggot.
That third round must be looking pretty good right now after how much of an idiot you made yourself look by throwing a hissy fit.
that's funny...getting called a fagot by someone with a picture of Burt for his avatar now I kno youre confused.
c3po, why are you even still talking? You dont apply lol
lmao at this nobody trying to make a name for himself
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