most hilarious rippy quotes (with conclusions)

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  1. Ethan Albright

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    Next prediction = toker loses his virginity.



    ....so now you can blame THAT one on me too.
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  2. toker

    toker My Money Grow On Trees

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    no doubt.. maybe u can hook me up with some of your underage chicks u meet on the net
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  3. Ethan Albright

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    you'd need the help.
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  4. toker

    toker My Money Grow On Trees

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    is it that hard to land underage chicks???


    being the expert that u are, can u give a newb like me any tips on how to lure them in???


    does the whole candy routine still work??


    plz tell

    thanx
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  5. Ethan Albright

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    If it has a vagina, I'm sure you'll struggle to land it.
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  6. Purple Haze

    Purple Haze pop warner hof

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    lmao.
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  7. double ML

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    sick burn.
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  8. Ethan Albright

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    You got double's approval on a diss. That's got to make you feel like a true champ.
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  9. double ML

    double ML Guest

    double's standards are extremely high when it comes to anything, especially shit talkin'
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  10. SpAnKy

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    If I remember correctly, it was "Peyton Manning will never win a Superbowl"

    That is my favorite.
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  11. Ethan Albright

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    Peyton Manning didn't win a superbowl. He just got a ring for it.

    He was John Sally this superbowl...Colts edition.
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  12. double ML

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    ^^i distinctly remember peyton bein' on the team that won the last superbowl

    you suck at life rippy
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  13. Ethan Albright

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    He was on the team. He just did jack shit to win the game.
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  14. double ML

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    ^^you truly are a fuckwit
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  15. Ethan Albright

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    he rode his running game and defense.

    exactly what he had to do to ever win a championship - let the rest of the team take charge.


    He'll still choke like always if the pressure is on HIM to win the game.
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  16. double ML

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    lmao@rippy's hardcore denial of reality[funny]

    ok- he ain't play his best game in that superbowl, but he sure as fuck didn't play terrible


    ask neil o'donnell about his SB appearance
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  17. The Jeus

    The Jeus _________

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    ^ or John Elway
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  18. double ML

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    [sarcasm]and peyton's 49 TD season was merely the result of global warming[/sarcasm]
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  19. SpAnKy

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    Last time I checked, football is a team sport.

    No single person can win you the game.
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  20. Ethan Albright

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    ^Really?

    ....but Peyton sure can single handedly LOSE games for teams as he's known to do his entire life.

    Dungy just didnt give him the chance to give the bears a victory this last time.
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