Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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  1. Radium

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    "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin [his then wife]. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash the silverback. He declined."

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  2. Riz

    Riz Well-Known Member

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    He just described himself and why he's spent his whole career/life fighting back against all the bullies around him.
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  3. CharmSmoker

    CharmSmoker Illest RM Poster

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    Its no surprise our ancestors use to fight lions and all types of wild animals, back then that was there entertainment. That blood is in Tyson so its no surprise lol
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  4. barnizzle

    barnizzle HIP HOP

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    that niga tyson couldnt even take a jab from lennox

    a gorilla woulda mashed that nigga face in, then ripped his arms off
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  5. PERTAiN2LiFE

    PERTAiN2LiFE sheesh the rapper

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    i would have paid to see that.
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  6. SAMARA

    SAMARA truth is a sword

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  7. KriminaL

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    exactly,

    a wild gorilla vs Mike tyson,
    the gorilla would probably end up with an ear missing.
    but tyson would deffinatly come out of it worse.
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  8. HarshZ

    HarshZ no time for this bullshit

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    lmaooooooooooooooooooo... i would have paid good money i don't have to see this...

    mike tyson says the funniest/dumbest shit i've ever heard

    him and 50 cent's interviews kill me
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  9. Thrilla-Ali

    Thrilla-Ali Dapper Don

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    By hand or weapon? From my understanding, in ancient Rome they would make captives fight animals but with weapons, in front of hundreds of people.

    The silver back gorilla would've took Tyson easily but maybe he just wanted to hit the primate and quickly go back outside.
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  10. McCizoy

    McCizoy Retired

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    ANy of you ever seen that old video of Tyson chasing a tiger around his tennis court? That's not a typo either, this dude was chasing a fucking tiger around.

    Tyson = GOAT
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  11. Dex Luiz

    Dex Luiz Guest

    Not surprised.

    Dude is a clinical psychopath.
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  12. krooog

    krooog New Member

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    wow@people thinking a 800 pound gorilla could be beaten by a human being...
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  13. absolute zero

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    ^^^no shit. gorilla would shrug off a clean shot to the fucking face like "bitch i'm a gorilla are you serious simple ass nigga?"
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  14. HarshZ

    HarshZ no time for this bullshit

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    LMAO

    upload that shit onetime
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  15. Your Idol

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    the gorilla would've ripped mike's arms off to scratch their own ass
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  16. HarshZ

    HarshZ no time for this bullshit

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    the gorilla woulda ripped mike's arm off and slapped him with it
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  17. philly phil

    philly phil gaingreene

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    mike was definitely feeling himself a lil too much
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  18. Big-Rob

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    lol, even mike would go down against a gorilla, real talk
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  19. Joro

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    Not a bear, not a boxer ....is there any creature that CAN fuck with a gorilla?
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