Maybe the Aliens eat oil for food?

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  1. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    lol

    hear me out

    mans thirst for oil is unreasonable, maybe the aliens in charge eat the shit, and thats why man goes around drilling wherever the fuck they want ruining nature... the alien overlords need oil.

    thats why were enslaved

    ecuador for example... motherfuckers just gave the go ahead for big oil to rape their countryside....
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  2. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    I don't think you understand how biology works.

    Unless you're talking metaphorically. In which case, it's not even a conspiracy of aliens. Americans are the ones eating the oil. (Have you seen the budget for fighter jets alone? T'aint cheap.)
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  3. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    ^^that's the only rep u gonna get from me u ugly ducklin'
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  4. ReasonableSHOTZ

    ReasonableSHOTZ Passenger Side Gunna

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    maybe the aliens all look exactly like morgan freeman
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    are you claiming to know alien biology?

    if so, im quite impressed.

    and no i dont know much about biology. We glazed over it in highschool science along with physics, and chemistry.
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  6. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Alien bioilogy is still subject to all the same things all other biologies are subject to. Which means that they need protein to support the protein in their cells. Oil is suprisingly devoid of protein.
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  7. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    shitting all over my parade?

    i hate shit parades....

    anyways isnt there bacteria or something that eat oil? pretty sure there is.

    what if aliens are like that.? and if youre just gonna shit on my parade again atleast post a funny gif or something to make this thread not so pointless.....lol
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