Mans penis explodes during sex

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  1. Labyrinth

    Labyrinth New Member

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    i know he couldnt let it go
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  2. absolute zero

    absolute zero Among the living

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    hmm.....This almost makes me want to never have sex again.

    but then again. fuck that. I'll take the chance.
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  3. Namor

    Namor Prodigal Sun-god

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    how messy





    n painful
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  4. Labyrinth

    Labyrinth New Member

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    it may have not been painful but it may have hurt to see your penis pieces laying on her leg

    and another strange thing he is 28 she is 18
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  5. Ashapola

    Ashapola Ultimate Evil

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    he probably looked down and thought she was on or something
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  6. Shellyshell

    Shellyshell Addicted

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    That just sounds hella painfull and gross.
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  7. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    Great! Some new reading material for the bathroom.
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  8. QB Reloaded

    QB Reloaded can you woo, woo, woo?

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    some bomb ass pussy.
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  9. 1234gfret5

    1234gfret5 Bitch Suck my 12 Inch

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    SHit happened to me once, I was reading some blog shit on the net, it was a blog from some really hott pornstar that was also a sex psychiatrist or whate er the fuck. She said that men have better orgasms if they do not masturbate or ejaculate for a long period of time before sex.

    SO i listened to the bitch, I drank lots of water and didnt jerk off or have sex for like 3 weeks, by the time I was fucking again My cock exploded on this chicks face when i cummed, i was laughing i cummed all over her face with blood and shit...
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  10. Fire Cracka

    Fire Cracka New Member

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    ^ HAha, thanks for telling us your new nick name... Dickless [funny]
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  11. PrOFouL

    PrOFouL New Member

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    He must've been taking drugs or suh'n for the pressure to be that fuckin' high. Lucky me I squeeze the head when it swells, it goes back to normal.
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  12. masterragu

    masterragu Sweep The Leg, Johnny!

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    How didnt the guy notice? haha
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