[MAG]Week 7 mag.... special NASTYSTYLE edition

The Rapmusic.com Battle League Magazine
Written by: NASTY- Season 3 Week: #7
Date: Monday, June 2, 2008


Table of Contents
I. Introduction
II. Rules
III. Roster & Rankings
IV. Battle of the Week
V. Verse of the Week
VI. Worst Verse of the Week
VII. No Show Shine
VIII. Punchline Pandemonium
IX. Week 2 Preview
X. Predictions
XI. Nasty's Thoughts
XII. Conclusion​

I. Introduction

Welcome to yet another week of the internets most dominant and history battle league. I would like to thank everyone for your patience.... I know the mag is a little late but it's here. This week started of with a bang. Oneduh took out MetaSin in his first title defense then stepped down. I know a few cats were upset about the move but it's only more fuel for the fire. Oneduh and Hens have thrown down the gauntlet to the rest of the league. So step your game up kids.

Again thanks to everyone who should and voted. This league couldn't and wouldn't run without you guys. So with that being said. Let's get this underway.

---------Mod AIM Contacts---------

Master Peace- GODsFavoriteWun

Nasty- lyrikalxlord

Quriosity- joekraq​

----- The RBL Official Rules & Regulations -----




"GENERAL RULES"

VERSUS DUE: Every Thursday @ 11:59 PM EST
LINE LIMIT: Minimum of 12 lines, Maximum of 64
**Agreeing on a line limit is not required, but highly suggested. If you do not agree on a limit, then the second verse must assume the same line limit as the first. All line limits will be rounded up by multiples of 4.**
** NO BITING/RECYCLING, NO EXCEPTIONS **
• Biters will be banned from participation within the RBL
• Recycling is the equivalent to that of a no-show and will be treated as such, thus resulting in a loss in favor of the participant whom chose to recycle and a win in favor of his/her opponent


• Extensions may only be granted if a moderator has given consent prior to a verse being posted in the match OR your opponent gives his consent
• If granted, the extension will override deadline for both participants extending it for no more than 24 hours
• CHECK-INS are encouraged, but not required
• A failure to show will result in a loss and a sign out by default
• If your opponent fails to show, you MUST STILL post AT LEAST 4 lines (4-15) AND 3 voting links in order to claim victory
• A Championship Title WILL NOT be decided by way of no-show!!!
• If an opponent fails to show in a Championship match, the remaining participant will be ranked as the number 1 seed, but will not be considered a Champion until a win by vote
• Upon your second no show, you will be suspended for two weeks of competition. A third no show will result in a three week suspension and a fourth will result in a suspension for the remainder of the season. There is no suspension for first time no showers.
• A verse can be edited if and only if it is the first verse to be posted and the other verse has yet to be posted or it is the second verse posted and a vote has yet to be received.
• Competitors are limited to posting 3 times in their own match, which allows for checking in, posting votes, and posting a verse. For each post over 3, unless deemed necessary by the moderators, the competitor will be docked 1 vote.
• Each competitor may only post once in another competitors battle allowing for a vote and nothing more, if you would like an explanation or to explain as to why a vote was cast a certain way, you can p/m them or point things out properly in the vote to begin with. Violating this will result in losing a vote in your match.
• Members found constantly disruptive to the league will have their sign-ins ignored.





"VOTING RULES"

VOTES DUE: Every Sunday @ 11:59 PM EST

• You MUST vote on AT LEAST 5 matches AND post links in your thread
• EACH link NOT POSTED will result in a 1 vote DEDUCTION
• Voting on the Championship and Contender matches is mandatory
• Your votes MUST be AT LEAST 2 FULL lines in length per verse in order to be deemed valid
• If your opponent fails to show, you are still accountable for voting on AT LEAST 3 matches as well as posting those links in your match!!!
• Votes posted AFTER DEADLINE will NOT COUNT!!!
• Voting is open to PARTICIPANTS, RBL MODERATORS, and PAST CHAMPIONS ONLY!!!
• PAST CHAMPIONS MUST vote on a MINIMUM of 3 matches in order to be counted as a legitimate voter
• Editing your vote for any reason must be done within the hour of the original post time. Otherwise, the vote will be null and void.

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Any changes must be agreed upon by both participants and cleared by a moderator

MODERATORS ARE LAW OF THE LAND​

RBL RANKINGS & MATCH-UPS

After crowning a new champion last week the RBL takes an interesting turn of events.... Oneduh has stepped down and left the championship spot vacant.


Championship match
1. john hensley 4-0 vs 2. Revanon 4-1 vs 3. E Tha Real 5-1

Contender Match
4. Diablo 4-1 vs 5. Sine Que Non 3-0 vs 6. BronzeAtlas 3-0

7. Purifier 3-2 vs 8. Oneduh 5-0

9. MetaSin 5-1 vs 10. Exodus III 4-2

11. dizthachozen1 3-2 vs 12. Bartender 3-1

13. Czar Chasm 2-1 vs 14. Lost Soul 2-2

15. don killa 2-2 vs 16. Providoxx88 2-2

17. Proof 2-1 vs 18. Yung Troy 2-4

19. John Dough 2-0 vs 20. Axeshun 2-0

21. AnTiKHriSt 1-1 vs 22. Defcon_5 1-1

23. Lotus 2-2 vs 24. Big Mack 2-2

25. RYDOGG 1-3 vs 26. sfsportsfan 1-3

27. Criteria 1-1 vs 28. Light Saber 1-0

29. Citizen K. 1-0 vs 30. Rap Antics 1-0

31. N. Sight 1-1 vs 32. Linxz 0-5

33. Chin Kwon 0-1 vs 34. Blue Bayou 0-1

35. Calefaction 0-0 vs 36. U S E R 0-0

37. Purgatory 0-0 vs 38. "Orah" 0-0

39. Coach Crosshairs 0-0 vs 40. Vivify 0-0

41. DeSiMaTiOn 0-0 vs 42. -Oz- 0-0
​

IV. Battle of the Week
This week's battle of the week was our Champ match between Champion MetaSin and Oneduh.... both cats had a good showing but Oneduh took the crown.

MetaSin
http://bragginwrites.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21358

^aaaaaaw.... I'm blushing. Atleast u don't try to hide the fact that you're my biggest fan....

Oneduh may not post; theres no doubt that he’s been writin
But the faint chance he’ll beat his hero may leave him passed out from the excitement;
When he awakes he may quit, happilly, praisin me quick
So he’ll only blow a gasket when he loses if it’s shaped like my dick
The problem with that is u need to be angered and undone
Cuz Duh must be beside himself in the end, to be sayin that One-Won
You used to be solid at text, but you’re declining linguistically
Now cats are callin you watered-down to describe your consistency
This guy isn’t sick as me; he’s hardly clever as a poster
So he pretends to be me, to leave a dope ‘impression’ with the voters
I got the top spot for a reason; you are not a veteran
How the fuck u gonna knock off MetaSin as a knock-off Metasin?
You even called me the best ever; you always felt me bruh
Now bending over backwards to impress me will just leave u belly up
I can tell he sucks; to get the belt he’s tryin a theft
But if the title changes hands, it’s only going from my right to my left
To beat my verse, forget name plays; scramblin and flippin shit
You were Isaiah Thomas with ill-: barely managin to win with Nik’s
Too pussy to fight fair; as the league’s boss u were actin hard…
N if u ever had the balls to beat me, they spelled Mod in ya avatar
if this weaklin can win, by infidelity, and cheatin with Sin….
The only reason he’d sign out is cuz he knows Hens would eat him again
U’ll see Peta with him; ya name plays repeatedly get forced
Like Ridin 8 Bells; Jockeyin for position, has u beatin a dead horse
still comin in 2nd… different skills show you’re rhymin as a fake
Lacking the right combination, he writes like he’s trynna crack a safe
This faggot hates that I’m a pimp, cuz he never gets dames
sluts wouldn’t give O n-e, even if they were spellin his name
forever a lame, but I’m someone people keep it honest with
when I ask voters who lost, they’ll say Duh, cuz they believe it’s obvious
n when the league sucked, u were champ, with ya hoe ass winnin streak
With a screen saver record that only went up cuz of no activity
One’s been in a slump, bent over to a point this whore spasms…
So he can’t get the monkey off his back, ‘til his boyfriend orgasms
Now, go back to huggin my penis, n my style after I beat you guy
Cuz u been ridin under the influence so long, ya whole careers a DUI

Oneduh

I was thinking you'd put up a fight.. but then it hit me
You couldn't win if the voters were as drunk as you pretended to be
All you do is flip old cliches into average bars
Meta NEVER thinks outside the box.. I guess that explains the avatar
Whiteboy from the burbs droppin N' bombs? that'll get ya melon stabbed
It's obvious that avy's the only black backround that Meta ever had
& in the physical? you'd end up with broken bones & savage scars
I'll leave Meta in the bottom of a box.. he can pose as his avatar
^ you see that? I know it must be gettin on your nerves
I just used the same concept 3 times & they're STILL more original than yours
Why diss my nameplays when you post generic verses every week?
Your lines are like the RBL Rules.. they apply to every person in the league
Even your personals are generic, don't believe NOTHIN this faggot spits
How you in a crew called Precision when none of your punches are accurate?
Get back to those lines in the archives, you haven't flipped enough yet to wow us
They came up with the term Guilty As Sin after seeing how suspect his style was
Take your dickrider votes, I don't give a fuck if you got supporters
I've been itching for an easy win.. & MetaSin was just what the doctor ordered
I got 7 years of bad luck thanks to this faggot ass fairy
He thought he could mirror my style & win.. so I had to shatter that theory
In ma dukes eyes, you're a mistake.. so she pleads for forgiveness
Like "god PLEASE take my Sin away" - & the bitch aint even religious
The thread title says Meta-One.. my mind's all boggled from it
Was Nasty listing opponents or explaining what your loss column just did?
Just stop talkin, fuck it.. I've had it up to here with this homo
The only forum where what Sinsei matters is the Lyrical Dojo
I gotta give props tho, your determination to crush the best is so amazin
You even leave that quote from your father in your custom text for motivation
I'm considered a God at text & I got a throne to claim
So voting aginst me would be a Sin.. regardless of my opponents name
You shoulda just stayed retired.. fuck that, just move along
I've been putting you on top 10 lists for years - just for you to come back & prove me wrong
I DID learn to battle using your style, there's no faking or mistaking it
I also stopped using that shit back in 03.. maybe you should take a hint
Me afraid of him? stop with the tough talk, this guys just babbling
Sure, there's 7 deadly Sins.. but I doubt any of them spend their spare time text battling​

V. Verse of the Week
John_Dough

Here's some help...Why don't you use some played out "Dough" lines like "This Dough's no good like counterfit bills"...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Well while I'm waiting...

How ironic ur names sight when I'm havin the same quarrels/
because if seeing is believing, I'm feeling like Ray Charles/
and nobody believes you, meaning that the winners me/
after I break ur face I'll diss u jus to add insult to injury/
I heard ur nice on the mic, who am I gonna lie to?/
u gotta be nice on the mic workin at a drive thru/
So listen burger boy, its obvious you pose no danger/
the winner's like ur history with oral sex, its a no brainer/
no bitches and no check in yet, u ducked so far/
I'd use personals but nobody knows who the fuck u are/
I'll try tho, ur one wins a no show, only victory he's had/
so if ur dope, that'd make Dough the detox and rehab/
Lets predict Sight, u'll use a bunch of pointless multis first/
pop culture references, weak punches, and there's ur verse/
N. Sight dont got enough insight to quit, oh well/
I'll resort to violence, you can't even afford the motel/
If that's over ur head in a bad way its turned to a sad day/
His styles so far from fresh Nasty offered him some tag spray/
No show battle last week means ur a clean bill of health/
But this week ur Heath Ledger so watch this Joker kill himself/​

VI. Worst Verse of the Week
I would like to call this the "STEP YA GAME UP" section of the mag. This isn't here to make fun or dogg anybody. This is here to help you step ya game up. The league needs and appreciates you. Keep ya head up and step ya game up.

sfsportsfan

you dont want Bonds to juice me up, you see what it did for him?
hes the homer champ and i'd be the next eminem
you aint winnin this off a skill your winnin this off ya crew
all of them are high rankers, what the fuck happend ta you
ill put you on the highlight real like a slam dunk
i got a flow so sick i can make christopher reeves stand up
lost soul thats pretty emo do you cry yourself to sleep at night
your mom tucks you in an kisses you after she swallows my cum like a sprite
does your mommy and daddy know your online talkin to big kids
your a waste of time like learning sig figs
you got dots under your name cuz your straight pmsing
bitch i jus ate your wack verse up like some ceasar salad dressing​

VII. No Show Shine
This kid is on the come up. Still ways from being in the main event, but he's on the rise.

YUNG TROY

Watch the elevation...

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I have fallen in the ranks but duke you still aint my match
your skills are like an old caddi.. you do nothing but Lac
our records are exact but still we never two in the same
cuz you can't flow, you're like some wine.. got a cork in ya drain
nigguh you couldn't hit the post aiming to score in the paint
your disscount in battles is zero n your textile is lame
no one to blame for you losing because you winning's unlikely
only reason ya punches Nice is cuz they hittin politely
you was a lame in Open Mic and still you actin so feisty
Phresh could never get the picture like he filming it nightly
so I'm hopin that you aint thinkin you'll be beating me ever
I'm like the bitches wit ya words.. I'll be rippin ya letters
a veteran?..hell nah, you aint uppin ya talent
you stayin right where you are.. mister you grounded
I'm droppin heavy loads, hope ya cycle is heavy
you'll need ya Period ta stop these sentences that I'm bearing
and yeah I'm On but this aint boosie, foxx and not even webbie
you're so OFF that the mosquitoes even dodging you daily
and yeah its true I'm a Yung n', but hope you neva try ta play with me
this Kidd'll give you horrible loss..and call you Avery
ya chick is always catering, a Destiny's child
she's got a future so I gave the bitch a mop n a towel
you must be vowels, cuz you damn sho is never a G
can't hold ya own..
you're like a quarter of a month cuz 7 days you week..
but even still you kinda rough around the edges
cuz you couldn't have a straight Line..
not even if you died on a hospital bedding
but me, I'm dope.. I'll have you snorting the rock
you won't be talking bout ya hood when you'll be mentioning block
n I aint talkin guns when tellin you that Phresh loves cock
cuz when its dick he always calling the shots
and I'm regrettin tryna vouch to get you up in this league
I wish you'd do like your father n simply up n just leave
this is just easy for me becuz you I've already beaten
nigguh I ripped you so no question why you never been decent
n if its crime in being whack you will be guilty in pleading
you made a sin of being lame...cuz it seems you got greedy
you doing bad.. poor guy, I'll be feeding the needy
they'll say the way he Fed-e-line just left ya crazy as Britney...

...............​

VIII. Punchline Pandemonium

10.
i've been outta the game awhile, now can u factor this better?
i'd say your style is soo 04', but fuck.. that's your actual record
CRITERIA

9.
"you must be a hilary supporter cause your verse leaving you 'no hope'
I've faced cats 10 times better than you....
....and 10 of them 'no showed'"
REVANON

8.
see I know the history..don’t let master peace’s comments mislead you
…..you givin nig.gas some brain, only right you got beat by sir ebral
REVANON

7.
After last week, I asked Nasty if he's plannin to get quit on
I'm tryin to get my feet wet, not be standin in a shit Storm
LOTUS

6.
"try not to go 30?" like 12 bars is all I can say now
ask ya bitch . . . how easy I can pull an extra 8 out
CZAR CHASM

5.
hensley talks tough but when it comes to the crunch this cats the phony one
i’ll have him pullin more punches than defcon running the punch pandemonium
EXODUS III

4.
The deadline shit was cool, but you'll snap without a click.
It's ironic you were Latex.. since ur known for ur ability to wrap around a dick.
JOHN HENSLEY

3.
if this weaklin can win, by infidelity, and cheatin with Sin….
The only reason he’d sign out is cuz he knows Hens would eat him again
METASIN

2.
If Sons bringin a plain cookie cutter steez... I'd father Nabisco
crew dances around with no funk or soul, so why bother to disCO?
E THA REAL

1.
I DID learn to battle using your style, there's no faking or mistaking it
I also stopped using that shit back in 03.. maybe you should take a hint
ONEDUH​

IX. Week 8 preview

THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS WEEK.... love it or hate it.... step ya game up!

Championship match
1. john hensley 4-0 vs 2. Revanon 4-1 vs 3. E Tha Real 5-1

Contender Match
4. Diablo 4-1 vs 5. Sine Que Non 3-0 vs 6. BronzeAtlas 3-0
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X. Week 8 Predictions

Championship match
*1. john hensley* 4-0 vs 2. Revanon 4-1 vs 3. E Tha Real 5-1
THIS IS MY PICK FOR BATTLE OF THE WEEK. ALL THREE CATS HAVE LOOKED ALMOST UNSTOPPABLE. SOME MIGHT DISAGREE WITH THE WAY THAT THESE THREE HAVE COME TO THIS POINT, BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS. IF ALL THREE COME TO THEIR FULL POTENTIAL IS SEE JOHN HENSLEY PULLING THIS ONE OUT IN A CLOSE BATTLE.

Contender Match
*4. Diablo 4-1* vs 5. Sine Que Non 3-0 vs 6. BronzeAtlas 3-0
THIS BATTLE MIGHT STEAL THA SPOTLIGHT FOR BATTLE OF THE WEEK. SINE AND BRONZE HAVE QUIETLY MOVED UP THE RANKS AND ARE GUNNING FOR THE CONTENDER SPOT. DIABLO HAS STAYED AT THE TOP SINCE HIS RETURN. I SEE DIABLO EDGING OUT THE COMPETITION BUT NOT BY MUCH.

7. Purifier 3-2 vs *8. Oneduh 5-0*
ONEDUH IS THE BEST UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE. HE WON THE TITLE LAST WEEK, TURNED AROUND AND SIGNED OUT AND BACK IN. HE HAS CALLED OUT THE REST OF THE LEAGUE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. MY PREDICTION ONEDUH. I DON'T SEE ANYONE STOPPIN THIS MAN'S TRAIN FOR A WHILE.

*9. MetaSin 5-1* vs 10. Exodus III 4-2
METASIN WILL BE ON POINT COMING OFF A LOSS IN HIS FIRST TITLE DEFENSE. EX IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY, BUT I SEE META EDGIN HIM OUT IN AN ENTERTAINING BATTLE.

*11. dizthachozen1 3-2* vs 12. Bartender 3-1
BOTH OF THESE CATS HAVE SHOWN THEIR STRENGTH. DIZ COMIN OFF A LOSS WILL BE LOOKING TO KNOCK THE COCKY BARTENDER DOWN A NOTCH. IT WON'T BE EASY BUT I SEE HIM DOING IT.

*13. Czar Chasm 2-1* vs 14. Lost Soul 2-2
THIS WAS HARD FOR ME TO CHOOSE. CZAR CHASM LOOKED REALLY GOOD LAST WEEK AGAINST LOTUS, BUT WAS OFF POINT THE WEEK BEFORE. LOST SOUL LOOKED GOOD THE WEEK BEFORE, BUT WAS OFF POINT LAST WEEK. IT MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHO THEY FACED BUT I GOT CZAR EDGING OUT LOST.

*15. don killa 2-2* vs 16. Providoxx88 2-2
WITH DON GETTIN HIS RHYTHM BACK A LIL BIT MORE EVERY WEEK I SEE EM SQUEEKING BY PRO.

*17. Proof 2-1* vs 18. Yung Troy 2-4
WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME. YUNG TROY WAS SHOT INTO THE TOP 20 BECAUSE OF A NO SHOW. I SEE PROOF TAKIN HIM APART.

*19. John Dough 2-0* vs 20. Axeshun 2-0
ANOTHER WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME. JOHN DOUGH IS JUST ON ANOTHER LEVEL.

*21. AnTiKHriSt 1-1* vs 22. Defcon_5 1-1

*23. Lotus 2-2* vs 24. Big Mack 2-2

*25. RYDOGG 1-3* vs 26. sfsportsfan 1-3

*27. Criteria 1-1* vs 28. Light Saber 1-0

29. Citizen K. 1-0 vs *30. Rap Antics 1-0*

*31. N. Sight 1-1* vs 32. Linxz 0-5

33. Chin Kwon 0-1 vs 34. *Blue Bayou 0-1*

35. Calefaction 0-0 vs *36. U S E R 0-0*

*37. Purgatory 0-0* vs 38. "Orah" 0-0

39. Coach Crosshairs 0-0 vs *40. Vivify 0-0*

41. DeSiMaTiOn 0-0 vs *42. -Oz- 0-0*

IT'S ALL LOVE GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE.... I CALL IT LIKE I SEE IT!​

XI. Nasty's Thoughts

Last week was great, thanks again for showing up and voting. Fuck no for no showing and not voting. Congrats to Oneduh on the win. Also congrats to Master Peace for ya purchase. Keep doin ya grown man thang! LOL

I would like to remind everyone to VOTE CORRECTLY AND POST UR LINKS.

Imma keep it short and sweet.​

XII. Conclusion
SO IN CONCLUSION
THANK YOU
FUCK YOU
AND
DON'T BE A DICK!​

thanks for doin the mag. btw that no. 5 punch wasnt by me but I shoulda had one based on the feedback lol, maybe.

edit: ok I see u fixed it

back in the champ match...

Thx fa doin' work bruh...all around good shit...coulda been betta lmao lemme stop.Thx playa haha

What a great magazine, mods do a great job in this league. All your effort and time is appreciated to make the rbl a pleasure to be a part of. VOTW? Lookin good to me, great week last week also, look forward to this one...

word.. Good shit Nasty..

lol

yeah like I said, appreciate the time you put into this, but one problem with the mag is there aint that much to it, I mean I already read the champ match (as did everyone cos it required voting), we already read the rules, we can see the matchups and the rankings without them being copied into the mag, so in fact the only new material is the predictions.

if ya got time u should add more new content, more opinions, possible battle reviews from a mod's perspective, funny commentary parts, interviews etc. just an idea... no hate