[Mag] Week 28 Edition of the RSTL Magazine

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    RSTL Magazine Week 28

    Intro
    Recap
    Battle of the Week
    No-Show Shine
    Matchups
    Predictions
    Babe of the Week
    Video of the Week
    T.a.C-tical Interviews
    Grinds My Gears
    Conclusion


    1. Intro


    Welcome back everyone to the next edition of the RSTL Magazine. I’m still waiting on outside help by anyone willing to help.
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    2. Recap

    Four writers decided to no-show. Other then that, it was a pretty interesting week. Every match-up was evenly matched and even the people who were no-showed dropped great verses. Let’s see how everyone did this week


    Profit – So I hope this doesn’t come off to harsh but you need to bring more to the table in your verses. The moment you started it, it was simplistic and seemed uninspired. It was terribly short and seemed like you put no effort into this. My suggestion to you is to take your time when you write. Perhaps broaden your vocabulary a bit and use some imagery. Use your imagination some and you will improve drastically.

    Scatterboxx – I thought this verse was nice. Even though you rushed it due to being busy. It was still enjoyable and was a solid read. You had a good flow and good rhymes. I know you have a lot of potential to write better then this (with time) so I look forward to a well-prepared verse from you

    T.a.C – A very nice verse here. The rhymes were good and the story was nice and well told. It’s a shame you were no showed because you have improved a lot over the past couple of weeks. It seems that everyone who read this verse also thought that it was a enjoyable read, nicely done T.a.C.

    Urizen vs. EC – This was a surprisingly even match-up and I know I thought EC would steam roll through this, Urizen proved that he, to, is a force in the RSTL. EC dropped another solid verse, which was true to her style of writing. I, however, thought she should try a different style for a week to see how that goes but she still had a solid verse. Urizen’s verse was surprisingly solid. He had a great story, a good flow and good rhyming. The readers enjoyed both verses but like EC’s verse better because of how Urizen ended his story. Nicely done match-up guys but EC took this with a 2-1 victory.

    Lucifa vs. Shadow – Another good match-up between two rising stars. Both writers have similar writing styles so this match-up came down to which story the readers liked the most. Lucifa wrote a very good story that had all the mechanics in his verse. However, the verse was said to be drawn out and kind of ‘boring’. Shadow had a good verse was well with a nice story and good mechanics, however it seems that the readers thought that this verse ended to quickly and didn’t have enough time to develop into the masterpiece it could’ve been. This allowed Lucifa to take the 3-1 victory and move into the Championship match.

    Born Deaf vs. Pent uP – A stellar performance by both writers in this match-up and BD being the champion decided to use a very unique picture and wrote about a drug related quest for vengeance. His verse had great rhyming, solid imagery and a good development of a story. Although the verse seemed to confuse a lot of the readers, it still was a solid drop. It would seem that this would’ve sealed the match-up, however, Pent uP wrote a verse that rivaled any other verse he’s written here. He had all the mechanics that BD had however it seemed that your verse was a slightly more enjoyable of the two writings due to being easier to read and pretty funny, I must say. In the end, Pent uP walked out the NEW RSTL CHAMPION. [​IMG]
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    3. Battle of the Week

    Born Deaf

    acid for narcissist's

    the first time i saw it, i didn't know what it was…
    …the last time i saw it, i didn't know what it was...
    a blissful buzz of an eyeballs indulgence…
    …a fistful cause of my slime ball abundance….

    a hippity hop there I flop legs flocked over the edge of my twin bed…
    …a pin head with a thin neck, narrow body, stomach beer-fed…
    beside an argument waiting to happen, you can call her my girlfriend…
    …you ever sit back and wonder what'd you do if the world ends?…
    i have…
    …over & over & over again, thrashing my brains like fucking parasites…
    i roll that pair of dice mentally, i know paradise will reach me eventually…
    …it's got to, in this dream I have it's sent to me, i know it's intentionally…
    imagination tempts me, sad i might not even make it to equal a century…
    …unless I live one hundred three sixty fives, i'll be lucky to be alive..
    i'm too mean-reclusive, fight-inducing, pushing bee's up out the hive…
    …by bee's i mean my girlfriends, you ever wonder how the world ends?
    oh wait.. I already asked that, i'm one baskets weave over curled bends…
    …but fuck it. i guess all depends on how the beans blend….
    & well….
    i like my joe average, i drink a cup every day with minimal damage…
    …sip mental refreshment, throw a vest on & join the rest who manage…
    a manic who happens to panic after snacking on suzy q's & Zanax..
    …i love breakfast, me and suzy & joe, all readied for me to cram in…
    damn guess even girlfriends are useful, at least every now & than…
    …haha, wow even I make myself laugh every now & again…
    but it's cool, she cutes, she's sexy, she's thin, plus she let me in…
    …no doorbell, just compliment how the whore smells & begin…
    it's a win-win, my kinda situation, even when I'm frequently pacing…
    …wait… where am I going, why is my kitchen shaking?
    body ache-less, plush, limp, & weightless, am I fainting….?
    …colors fading, forming circles vibrating, pupils painting…
    yellows, blacks, & greens passion bleeds upon my placid screen…
    …simple, serene…spinning around me like a washing machine…
    washing me out of reality, the white splashes me…
    …kind of a border between whats happening & calories…
    black crumbs, cream on my weak cheeks, & blood drips…
    …tryna figure out where the fuck my tongue is?…
    that dumb bitch, what kinda web have I got myself spun in…
    …humming cause I can't talk, blinking cause I can't see…
    woah how'd i end up in my pantry, mouth stuffed with panties…
    …i feel delightful, hands cuffed but i know my baby got the keys…
    i'll just stand here till i feel she's on her knees…
    …wasn't long till she began to please, regular dick tease…
    she gave it a kiss, kiss, a lick, lick, than i felt a snip, snip…
    …oh shit, SHIT!! THAT'S MY DICK BITCH!!!!…
    sick thing is...it feels mildly sensational…and warm…
    …the gush swarms, as I melt into the floor…
    i'm stuck, fucked in a color-burst versus a whore…
    …wishing i didn't see these damn circles anymore…
    and than she closed the door.

    the first time i saw it, i didn't know what it was…
    …the last time i saw it, i didn't know what it was...
    a blissful buzz of an eyeballs indulgence…
    …a fistful cause of my slime ball abundance…
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    Pent uP

    Yesterday VS. Tomorrow

    There's space and there's time; both blinding gapes
    You're quite innate if you think there's time in space;
    on the other side of fate is our defining race
    with no space in time for us to try and wait
    to find a great anecdote for our faulty worlds.
    Our planet floats in tandem rows with all the blurs
    the galaxy has to see in its appalling girth -
    revolving around dimensions in our Multiverse.

    everyone guesses what happens after death; what about before life
    To be forthright: living can't possibly seem more bright
    - This worlds a shit stain on a bums jean's war stripes
    Pealed, torn, wiped, and heading to a sea shore's tide
    up stream toward light where it'll evaporate
    in a gaseous state that the clouds stash away
    while they mass create continual dabs of rain
    to be recycled back to earth on a Saturday.
    when you're half awake; blurry eyed and late for work
    staring out the window - embracing earth.
    Watching the first chloroplast break the dirt -
    awaiting backyards to fill with tasty herbs.
    You see a face emerge; distant and over the fence
    noticeable to the home owners own sense
    but nonthreatening - so you're content.
    He's no soldier or threat - and you don't owe more than rent
    Its a quarter to ten and you're blinded by fright
    by the insight given from your Mayan device -
    upgraded into the digital times of our life -
    and if you're late again you'll be crying tonight.
    The excitement is ripe and you run to the bus
    where you find, in a fight, the grungiest musk
    from hungry old bums, as they struggle and cuss -
    both in despair over a pear - a couple of nuts
    Months turn to mush - that molecule multiplied.
    - a seed to a stem which freely ascends, but all with time.
    stem to a leaf - tentatively crawls through skies
    until it bore fruit for you to haul inside.
    The bum arrives with a quick hop of the fence.
    Without caution or sense you might stop and protest
    he picks at your garden; choosing which crops look the best
    He sees you and sprints after he robs your harvest
    your thoughts acknowledge its a quarter to ten
    so you hit the bus stop; composure is tense
    when you catch that bum laying over the bench.
    About to pummel him when you hit a moment of zen
    - He's homeless and spent - but uplifted in mood
    You see water drops roll and drip from the food
    one catches his lip and in a sip is consumed
    that molecule fills him; while he's cringing at you
    you come home to find him taking a shit on your stoop
    you chase him away yelling; and then give it a scoop
    bring it into the bathroom to get rid of the poo
    but stop to look at it as if it consists of your fruits.

    There's space and there's time; both blinding gapes,
    There's space in your stomach; until the time you ate.
    on the other side of fate is our defining race
    with no space in time for us to try and wait
    to find a great anecdote for our faulty worlds.
    Our planet floats in tandem rows with all the blurs
    the galaxy has to see in its appalling girth -
    While we're mere molecules in a Multiverse
    traveling through space after lunch appointments -
    All the Mayans predicted was the the subtle voyage
    and scale of time to clutch end points with.
    Starting when food bloomed and was plucked as choice pick
    for the digestive tracks and taste buds enjoyment.
    Ending when it'd turn to shit and they'd flush their toilet.
    
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    4. No Show Shine

    T.a.C

    You’ve been paralyzed from the waist down for the last 10 years of your life. A man comes up to you, lays hands on you, prays and you begin to regain feeling in your legs…


    Heading home, on the run, speedin
    Late to get to my girl after a fun evenin
    Drunk, weavin, if im late the cunts leavin
    Tryin to come up with a lie, What’s she believin
    Shit faced, plus the weathers storming
    Pulling over and sleeping would be better for me
    The thought if im late I gotta forget her is swarming
    Guess I should just have left her before she
    Had the chance
    At a glance,
    I see I have one more ale, “nice”
    Up ahead I see nothin bu t tail lights
    I reach for my drink as if im in dire need
    Then I hear a smash and my tires screech
    At a glance,
    I see myself being loaded up in an ambulance

    10 years later, everyday I wish I was somthin else
    Tried stem sell surgery, physical therapy, nothin helps
    I’m paralyzed from the waist down, scars on my face now
    My girl lied, she said she could wait around
    Left me last week, 5 years after we exchanged vows
    Found another guy so she could get laid now
    My boy came to visit, greeted me with a light hug
    Said him and the boys were taking me to a night club
    He asked if I was alright, said “you’ve been scarin me kid
    Were heading out to see this band, theyre doing a charity bid”
    We hit this punk club called the “Grave Site”
    Rolled my wheel chair to the front to sit stage side
    This babe walked up to me from back stage
    I asked her what was her band’s name
    She whispered in my ear “boy that’s lame”
    I thought to myself this is one bad ass dame

    We joked, then laughter came
    She asked my name, I asked her the same
    We joked, she said I’m cute, and she had no wonder
    That I was a good man, as she gave her phone number
    She asked about my injury, I then told her
    She put her hand on my left shoulder
    Closed her eyes and mouthed a prayer, then walked away
    Proud of myself that me and a hottie talked today
    But the weirdest thing, my cocks became as hard as glass
    Staring at her walkin past, I watch her ass
    I could get up, it felt good to stand on my own
    For the first time in weeks I felt I’m not alone
    My boys gave me daps, my dreams have been made today
    The MC of the show approaches to take the stage
    The girl takes the mic, I’m hoping, yo, it goes well
    The MC says “Please Welcome to the stage…Tokio Hotel”

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    5. Matchups


    CHAMPIONSHIP
    C. Pent uP 4-0
    2. Lucifa 10-6

    Prediction – This match-up is going to be very nice match. Pent uP is coming off a victory, in which, he became the New RSTL Champion. Lucifa is coming off his win in a Number One Contenders match against Shadow. Both competitors are highly skilled and have potential to win this, however, Pent uP will win this 3-2.

    CONTENDERSHIP
    3. Scatterboxx 2-0
    4. ErykahCaine 9-2

    Predictions – Scatterboxx has been climbing the rankings and has been a refreshing addition to the league. This week, he/she faces EC who is looking to become champ once again. This match-up will be very interesting yet I believe Scatterboxx will work out the kinks and perform the upset and beat EC 3-2.

    5. T.a.C 4-3
    6. Born Deaf 6-1

    Prediction – T.a.C has been improving like a virgin running train on an 18 year old prostitute. Each week he has been gaining steam and, if left under estimated, could surprise writers and champ this league. Unfortunately, he faces BD who is angry about losing his title and wants to make an example of him. BD wins in a 4-1 victory.

    7. ShadowWarriorfs 10-12
    8. Urizen 2-1
    9. oNeiRiC 0-0

    Prediction – Shadow and Urizen are both coming off disappointing loses. Both of these writers are very talented and can make a run at the title. oNeiTiC is a new entry and is still unknown. It will be interesting to see how he does in this match-up but I think Urizen will win this match 3-2-0, with shadow second.
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    6. Babe of the Week

    Double Head-er this week :eek: oh how i spoil you guys

    Torrie Wilson

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    Lucy Pinder

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    7. Video Of The Week

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    8. T.a.C-tical Interviews –

    This week I interviewed Infinite Truth aka Scatterboxx

    T.a.C so a lot of people call you inf. truth, whyd you change from that name to your current one?

    Scatterboxx: scatterboxx is what i go by as an artist. infinite truth was just an online hip hop alias i developed when i was 15. i'm 23 now & i'm trying to make music my career. so i changed it at rm just cuz scatterboxx is what i wanna be internationally known by

    T.a.C: word. who are some of your favorite musicians? who has inspired you as an artist/writer?

    Scatterboxx: shit

    Scatterboxx: i mean

    Scatterboxx: i listen to & read all sorts of shit

    Scatterboxx: like alllll sorts of shit

    Scatterboxx: hip hop wise tho

    Scatterboxx: slug, qwel, eminem, nas, aesop, blueprint, cage, brother ali, immortal technique, sean price, apathy

    T.a.C:thats a solid list. a lot of good lyrical rappers

    T.a.C: you said you listen to a lot of music, is there a genre you're embarassed to admit you like?

    Scatterboxx: i'm embarrassed to like a lot of commercial hip hop actually cuz it's really actually overproduced garbage

    Scatterboxx: like certain wayne songs

    Scatterboxx: cuz its not real hip hop

    Scatterboxx: but i listen to literally everything

    Scatterboxx: folk, punk, house, pop, glitch

    Scatterboxx: alt & indie rock, electronic, techno

    T.a.C damn thats an impressive list. so what kind of music do you straight up hate?

    Scatterboxx: well i cant stand country but i dont really know anybody who can

    Scatterboxx: but i will tell you that i literally hate lil jon, mike jones, & retards like that

    Scatterboxx: i literally would sacrifice life in prison for killing them

    Scatterboxx: if i had the oppurtunity

    T.a.C youd be doing us all a favor

    T.a.C so, what do you think was the best CD to drop this year?

    Scatterboxx: eminem relapse was absolutely insane & i cant wait for part 2

    T.a.C im with you on that.

    T.a.C if you could only listen to one CD for the rest of your life, what would it be?

    Scatterboxx: god damn i dunno

    Scatterboxx: thats a realllly tough question

    Scatterboxx: well i can listen to any album by muse on repeat forever

    Scatterboxx: so i would probably say muse- origin of symmetry because i

    Scatterboxx: have always been able to listen to it & really appreciate the realness of the music

    T.a.C word. so, let us know what your resume in the league looks like

    Scatterboxx: well i started out by going 16-0

    Scatterboxx: im only a 2x champ i think

    Scatterboxx: i no show more than anybody

    Scatterboxx: but ive beaten basically everyone whose decent with the exception of a few

    Scatterboxx: i beat most legends at one point or another

    Scatterboxx: thats really all i can remember

    Scatterboxx: i smoke too much pot

    T.a.C: lmao @ the no-show part. i think master peace has been trying to take that title from you

    Scatterboxx: the difference between me & master peace is

    Scatterboxx: i no show because i'm either lazy or forget

    Scatterboxx: & he no shows because he sucks & knows it's probably not worth his time to write anything

    T.a.C: hahaha, oh shit. i really hope he reads the mags. that should bring some entertainment to what seems to be a dying league

    Scatterboxx: set up the grudge match!

    Scatterboxx: we'll both no show

    Scatterboxx: hahaha

    T.a.C: lmfao. does this mean we should be expecting a no show from you in the near future?

    Scatterboxx: nah i was just kidding

    Scatterboxx: hahaha

    T.a.C: haha, thank god.

    T.a.C: so what are some of the big differences between the league now and the league back in the day?

    Scatterboxx: talent

    Scatterboxx: energy

    Scatterboxx: activity

    Scatterboxx: like there used to be 10+ reaaaally good writers in the league at once

    Scatterboxx: for a couple years straight

    Scatterboxx: then people lost interest

    Scatterboxx: got jobs

    Scatterboxx: grew up

    Scatterboxx: etc

    Scatterboxx: stopped giving a fuck about an online rap league

    Scatterboxx: new people showed up liking the idea

    Scatterboxx: but only a small percentage of new writers are actually decent

    T.a.C: what advice would you have towards getting the league back to where it was?

    Scatterboxx: well id have to really think about that to give you a genuinely decent piece of advice

    Scatterboxx: but right off the bat

    Scatterboxx: id tell you

    Scatterboxx: special features

    Scatterboxx: like bonus points for certain matches

    Scatterboxx: utilize some of the ideas the divisional format used

    Scatterboxx: there were a bunch of really good ideas that came from it

    T.a.C so what do you think of GL? no showing you?

    Scatterboxx: pussied out

    Scatterboxx: cant write a better verse than my half assed verse

    Scatterboxx: sad but true

    T.a.C: haha, oh hes going to have something to say about that

    Scatterboxx: he better

    T.a.C haha, so who do you think is going to take the title from the winner of Pent/BD?

    Scatterboxx: well i could see lucifa being a champ again

    T.a.C word, luci's verse really impressed me this week

    Scatterboxx: honestly havent read it yet, havent had time

    Scatterboxx: well, who in your opinion are the top 3 writers in the league?

    Scatterboxx: ck, pent, born deaf

    Scatterboxx: with the exception of me

    Interview ended there, due to technical difficulties
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    9. Grinds My Gears – You know what really grinds my gears. The terrible voting some of you guys have been posting. Seriously, do you just read one persons verse then ignore the other verse? Even if you thought the other verse was utter donkey garbage, tell them. Not even mentioning the opposing players verse is plain retarded and shows laziness on your part. Even if you post a one-line breakdown, you are still a lazy idiot and it is pointless for you to even post that. This league needs it’s competitors to vote the way they want others to vote for them. If you don’t know how to vote, then ask or read someone else’s vote to get ideas. It is really not that hard to do. Terrible votes will NOT be counted and you will be ducted points for not voting if all your votes are this way. Show some respect to every writer in the league by giving them reasonable feedback.



    10. Conclusion – It was a decent week for people showing up for their match but the quality of this weeks matches were excellent. I hope everyone enjoys this weeks magazine and will participate in the following weeks to come. I was thinking about ending the regulation of this league in a couple weeks instead of week 50, what do you guys think? Once again, congratulations to the New RSTL Champion Pent uP.
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    I would rip Torrie's vagina to shreds
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    nice mag shad.

    what about if we end it week 35, and anyone who wants to be eligible for the tourney must participate from weeks 30-35?
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  11. Got Life?

    Got Life? Resident Megalomaniac

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    oh danny saturn.
    if only the league didn't suck and I gave a fuck to write again I'd outwrite you for the thousandth time.
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  12. nom dillinger.

    nom dillinger. registered bruiser.

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    only read the interview to see my name.
    colour me gutted.
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  13. Shadow

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    sounds good to me
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  14. T.a.C

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    ill talk to nasty about it, and get back to you. hopefully we can have an official decision by the end of this week.
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  15. Shadow

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    awesome....

    nom nom nom nom nom nom
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    Lucifa Viva La Eva

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    he mentioned me ;-p
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  17. Lucifa

    Lucifa Viva La Eva

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    cool mag shads .. def feeling the grind .. punkass profit ..
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  18. Urizen

    Urizen I hate humans

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    nice mag

    read away pretty smooth
    if I can find the time Ill try to join in on the next mag
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  19. Shadow

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    word....


    thanks...i appreciate any thing u wish to add to it
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  20. Cereal_Killer

    Cereal_Killer no ESCAPE

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    nice mag i hope the league survives..

    i will marry you one day inf..
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