The RSTL Tribune: Volume 2, Issue 3, Week 5 Table of Contents I. Public Service Announcement II. Introduction III. Weekly Highlights IV. Got Life’s Breakdowns V. Lucifa’s Loose Cypher VI. TheReturn’s Power Rankings VII. The Official RSTL Rankings VIII. Got Life’s Crystal Ball IX. Q’s Top 3 Competitors X. The Overdose Interview XI. www . Interview With . com XII. Outroduction I| Public Service Announcement First and foremost, I would like to acknowledge those members who have been outstanding participants throughout the past two seasons by continuously competing, voting, and just being model citizens within this forum. There are quite a few people that have consistently been a shoulder to lean on within this league, such as Got Life? during the first season who, despite his beef with me, was more than willing to help with the magazine and other minor duties that conflicted with my time schedule in order to ensure this league’s success. For this, and other obvious reasons, he has been chosen to succeed Jook’s position. Others, such as TheReturn, have performed every week and are now among many who have also joined the staff of journalist within this Tribune and I thank him for his presence and help in writing this magazine. To the Dougie G’s of the league, I also thank you for being persistent in your journey to the title and performing consistently as well as voting and just being a vital aspect of this league. But aside from these, there is one name that I did not mention that I feel deserves recognition above the rest. I remember him back in my BONKERZ days in the hookups and on the boards, but never as a storytelling emcee. Last season he entered early on and has become a staple within this forum. He consistently writes for his own improvement and continues to vote early on nearly all of the matches that are available for voting. Not only this, but he has also recently dedicated himself to submitting a weekly article to the Tribune. For this, I thank him and acknowledge his reputable merits. Lucifa, you are truly within the bloodstream of this society and without you, we would be a much weaker body. Thank you for being a stand up guy.